How to Order a Martini Like a Boss
The previous , great Jackie Gleason once tell , " A man must defend his home , his married woman , his children , and his martini . " And if he ’s speaking the verity , it seems my unmarried , childless , flat - inhabit arse has but one responsibility to bear on : the martini . There ’s only one job here – much likefine wine , pitch-dark coffee , and give your own cellphone note , this timeless tipple has always brood staunchly within the realm ofbig - metre maturity , an unshakable ( see what I did there ?...