Why Are We Still So Uptight About Girls & Masturbation?
I was 11 the first time I set eyes on Steven Tyler . I was pose in my cellar watching theNickelodeon Kids ' Choice Awardswhen he walk onstage swing his scarf - clad microphone stand , donning a feather feather boa , and singing the birdsong “ Pink ” ( which seems kind of eldritch in retrospect view the linguistic context ) . I was in veneration of his giant rima oris , mostly because I was ego - witting of my own – I cry the first time my mom differentiate me I could n’t get lipo on my lips when I maturate up – and he had the great one I had ever seen ....