Watch any cheesy ' 80s movie or log on to one of a million porn site and you ’ll obtain thousands of scenarios necessitate hot nurses and aphrodisiacal doctors . But we totally understand that it ’s just make believe . Well , MOST of us realise that . work out , plenty of patients ( and certain fellow members of the hospital stave ) make no eminence between fantasy and realness – and occasionally intersect lines in ways that are so disgraceful it ’s hard to believe they ’re real ....

As jock arrive in Rio for the summertime 2016 games , they will face international rivals , the ongoing panic over the Zika virus , and arecord - determine identification number of condoms . But , allot to many of the Olympians arrive on the view in Brazil , they wo n’t get the hazard to test their science against the world ’s most free-enterprise brute : Pokémon . Despite having been free in 30 countries , the improbably popularPokémon Gomobile game is still unavailable in Brazil , making these a peculiarly bleak Olympics for any magnetic pole - vaulters hoping to bewitch a Rattata over the next few weeks ....

Not all of us have the willpower togive up junk food entirely , but there are some move we can all make to eat just a footling intelligent . Cooking for ourselves rather than eating out at a local casual - dining chain or downing groundnut butter and Fritos on white shekels for dinner party , comes to idea . That enjoin , we ’re all busybodied the great unwashed ....

It ’s not hard to find good Italian in Chicago . Acclaimed restaurants serving refined pasta peach and rustic Tuscan joint constellate almost every neighborhood . When diving into the city ’s Italian inheritance , you do n’t need new twists or human - sized part , you desire a plate of chicken parm that will feed in you for three sidereal day . You need crowded , sauce - covered tables , checkerboard cloth , and waiter who pre - date color TV ....

Boston and Cambridge are n’t exactly known as the pizza hubs of America , but that has n’t stopped us from rank up slice after piece . Want sparse - crust ? You ’ll retrieve it . concerned in Sicilian - style ? There are a few spots . You ’re most likely to find New England - style pizza pie ( we ’re conceive that fluffy - crusted , deep - dish Greek - expressive style that ’s so common here ) , and speckle that dish up greasy – but really salutary – slice at all hours … plus quite a act of thin - crust shop ....

Beyond great concert , cause of death bar and restaurants , and a booming night life scene , there are a few thing you could always count on finding when you call in Deep Ellum . In fact , make it fun and turn it into a game ( OK , so we did it for you , JUST recreate ALONG ) . Split your group into teams and earn period with each of these sighting ....

Do n’t you ever just recollect , “ My pa is so awesome . I wish I could just get hold someone like him . ” Or , conversely , maybe your pop sucks and you think , “ Fuck . My dad is the worst . Why do I keep see people who treat me like shit ? ” My dad is the raddest beau on the satellite . He put on nature shirt , is exceedingly kind and pragmatic , and even sometimes peach to woodland creatures outside the kitchen window like they can see him ....

perhaps you ’re the guy at the barbeque who grudgingly peels the skin off your grilled chicken . Or maybe you do n’t pretermit an opportunity to enthuse about your lean - ground bison beefburger . No matter which close of the meat spectrum you align with , I ’ve got both honorable and bad news for you . Let ’s start with the good . skimpy meats are n’t better for you than fatty meats when it comes to coronary heart disease , cardiovascular disease , and stroke , so you’re able to stop cut the fat off your steak ....

Being an edgy , formula - break radio host is n’t what it used to be . For one thing , the young gentleman and women who used to revere cranky shock suspensor as gods are n’t as glued to their radio as they once were . In fact , they might not even have radios . fit in to a late Edison Media Research Infinite Dial study , one - third of people 18 - 34 class old have no AM / FM receiver in their home ....

You show me someone who loves long walks on the beach and I ’ll show you a cliche romanticist with really nice calf . For real . Because gumption is n’t just effective for finding its path into every soundbox fissure during dirty beach make - out session – it ’s also kind of awesome for maximize the benefits of exercise while abridge the likelihood of injury and soreness ....

Walk down any street in Downtown Cleveland and you ’ll bang the city had history . The brick and stones , the gargoyles and Corinthian columns : they ’ve played legion to millionaire and mobsters both . The tycoons have cleared out of Millionaires ' Row , and the mafia is ( mostly ) closed for business these days . Yet we should keep in thinker the lyric of Alexandra Lange in her essay “ How to Be an Architecture Critic " : " Owners , node , and residents do and go , but computer architecture live on , acting a part in the aliveness of the city and its citizen long after the original musician are gone ....

Today , drinking wheat are associated with kids ’ juice boxes , soda fountains and iced burnt umber , but this applied science ’s origins are twinned with the account of alcohol . Straws may have an inherent whimsy , but their development has been driven almost entirely from necessity , with their bad innovations company by societal shifts in hard liquor expenditure . Grainy Beer and Ancestral Straws The Sumerians , Egyptians , Mesopotamians and Canaanites all independently spring up straw - corresponding devices for sipping the earliest " lumpy style " fermented drinkable , which , being unfiltered , take a bonnie amount of grain jetsam ....

Oh , the things multitude will do to drink from the natural spring of young person : trapping themselves in ahuman freezer , takingsuper - add-on , injecting their foreheads with botulinum toxin to temporarily paralyze facial muscularity and erase seam . But there ’s always room for advance when it comes to anti - ageing – what about function of your eubstance that most people do n’t regularly see ?...