1. Because the feeling of warm cookies with cold ice cream is the closest you will get to nirvana on this mortal coil

Yes , it ’s endearing that the White Chunk Macadamia cookie and the Pistachio Almond water ice emollient are vibin ’ together , but it ’s the combination of hot and cold that transcends feeble human sensory perception like taste and mouthfeel . The hug between two quick cooky and a Georgia home boy of ice cream is the instant at the beach when the piss stops feel freezing . It ’s when you realize the barbeque smell on your block are come from the same neighbour who owe you a favor .   It ’s the time you were piece to be squad maitre d’hotel in the 8th grade and made trusted the class yob was chosen last as penance for being terrible .

2. Because it’s the only type of sandwich you’re allowed to lick in public

You have half rainbow sprinkles and one-half chop sweet almond fence in the perimeter of your sandwich – you ’re give out to do the thing , and no one will count at you differently for it . That one kid who licked the mayo off his Bologna sausage in the cafeteria during soph class of mellow school day , however ? His social lifespan is still trying to recover from the fallout , 15 years after .

3. Because an ice cream sandwich will never hurt you (physically or mentally)

We did the math ( not really but ) ; every time you choose a popsicle , there is a 2 % hazard of impaling yourself due to some unforeseen tragedy , like a rollerblader barrel into you on the boardwalk while you ’re midway through a creamsicle . But cookies … cookie will never cheat you like that . Each cooky holds your water ice emollient close to its chocolate chip bosom . biscuit will never hurt you .

4. Because the ice cream sandwich is the only frozen treat that also doubles as an allegory for the human experience

You are a scoop of sparkler cream – fleeting , fragile , and soft – suspended between two realness : birth and decease , cookie top and cookie bottom ; sprinkle to sprinkle , crumb to crumb .

5. Because the ice cream sandwich is the most humble dessert on the planet

Crème brûlée requires owning and control a blowlamp . A soufflé basically ask to hear whispered words of encouragement and gift spoken - word poetry in ordering to prove just flop . But an ice ointment sandwich ? The modest combination of two ardent cookies cradling your chosen soap of water ice ointment in a bundle of simplicity and poise ? It ’s ready when you are . ( Always . )

6. Because it’s socially acceptable to mix and match what’s sandwiching the ice cream

Have you ever see to it someone walking around with cold-blooded cut sandwiched between half of a French baguet and a slice of rye ? How about a PB&J squished together by sourdough and multigrain ? No . It ’s just not done . But the Warm Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich by Baskin - Robbins , ever the nonconformist , does not concern itself with limitation imposed by modern social club and its myopic understanding of sandwich construction . You require Chocolate Almond ice emollient between Double Fudge and Peanut Butter Chocolate Cookies ? Do it . Very Berry Strawberry between White Chunk Macadamia and Dark Chocolate Chunk ? Who ’s pop off to stop you ?

7.  Because the possible combinations can be endless

Why not make a game of ice ointment sammy roulette ? You ’ve drive four type of cookie that can be motley and matched , three types of toppings , and more than 31 flavors of sparkler ointment . With so many possible combinations , it ’s almost wrong to have a go - to . Craving a classic ? Make a PB+J – two Peanut Butter Chocolate cookies and a Georgia home boy of Very Berry Strawberry .   Just ca n’t decide ? judge three biscuit and a dual scoop to treat all your bases , though you might need silverware for this towering ice-skating rink ointment sandwich tidy sum .

8. Because you can absolutely eat an ice cream sandwich at noon and call it lunch

Why all the labels , man ? A sandwich is a sandwich . Just because the ingredients that make up this particular sandwich are sweet , does n’t mean you ca n’t look at it a meal . So what if rainbow sprinkles are n’t Whole30 ?

9. Because you can share it

And this is nothing like that miscarry experiment in philanthropy the forked popsicle sticks were ( one person always got a small bit more than the other ) . Because there are so many possible combination , ignore your sammy in two and swap halves with a friend , to see if the grass is really greener on the other side . ( But because in this fount the gage is strong cookies and water ice pick , it ’s greener than famous person lawns during the California drought . )

10. Because the physical act of eating an ice cream sandwich is intensely gratifying

There is an tongueless ritual involved in eating an methamphetamine hydrochloride pick sandwich . you could feel the weight of it in your hands and the density of the ice cream between the cooky as you seize with teeth down . The exhale of cold from the newly sting grievous bodily harm of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough . The chomp of macadamia . A clump of chocolate . There ’s so much more to feed an ice cream sandwich than just jostle it into your face ; this is n’t an average desk - dejeuner sandwich – this is an experience .

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