Sex is like a movie . There ’s a definite beginning , center , and terminate ( well , hopefully ) . And much like the honest films , great gender has a rattling soundtrack . What wouldStar Warsbe without the the scuttle running ? Just a bunch of nerds recreate with lightsabers , that ’s what . Or well yet , think ofFifty Shades of Greywithout The Weeknd and Beyoncé ? That would be some corny Skinemax flick , not the picture that grossed nearly half a billion dollars worldwide .
So whether you ’re an indie aficionado or a box office thunderclap , these are the songs that will transform your straight - to - DVD sexual practice into an Oscar - desirable performance . And no , Ginuwine ’s “ Pony ” is not on the list . You ’re better than that .
“Retrograde” by James Blake
No cd , no job . Who take satin sheets and rise flower petal , when you ’ve got James Blake ? Not recommend for those with fears of committedness – you ’re sexing for livelihood with this one . Listen !
“Ooh La La” by Goldfrapp
You should be feeling a little woozy give how much tequila you ’ve consume . But instead , you ’re feelingspectacular . This one ’s for acrobatic , sweaty sex with that precious unknown you met hours ( possibly minutes ) ago . No judgement , though , because things are about to get weird in the best way . Too bad you probably wo n’t commend most of it . Listen !
“Simple Things” by Miguel
It might be a one - night stand , or the start of something a little more serious . Either elbow room , this song is perfect for experience - to - know - you sex . It ’s live , but not in a handcuffs - and - blindfold kind of way of life . And it ’s romantic enough that even if you never text each other again , you ’ll face back on the experience fondly . Listen !
“Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix
Sex with your ex-husband . take heed !
“Searching (So Much Bubble)” by Damian Marley
There ’s something about reggae that bring out the freak in all of us . possibly it ’s that island vibration that make your brain find like it ’s on holiday , along with your inhibitions . Make like you ’re go to the beach and take a towel , because shit ’s about to getdirty . take heed !
“Trick Pony” by Charlotte Gainsbourg
You do n’t know each other ’s last name . Maybe one of you does n’t speak English . It ’s all for the best , since you ’re about to do things to each other that are illegal in certain state of matter . heed !
“Wicked Games” by The Weeknd
I desire your neighbor have earplugs . take heed !
“Electric Relaxation” by A Tribe Called Quest
Both of you have had a retentive mean solar day . Neither of you are really in the humour until this bulge rain cats and dogs from one of your Spotify play list . Those late - dark emails can wait . Listen !
“What’s in Your Head” by Disclosure
You could n’t make it home , so you ’re banging in the one sales booth of the men ’s lav at a nightclub you swore you ’d never ill-treat foot in . Listen !
“Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé
You tell her you were 32 ( you ’re 37 ) , and she told you she was 26 ( she ’s 23 ) . You bring her base and require her what variety of music she liked , and she put this on . Not that you ’re complaining . hear !
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