1. Tell direction
If we were strand in the desert with no sound compass or map out app to maneuver us , and a magic oracle tell us that the way to redemption was west , we ’d be numb .
2.Change your own oil
Where does one get crude ? What sort ? How do you buy it ? How do you open up the hood ? So many questions , for something that just requirespouring liquidness into a hole .
3. Fold a fitted sheet
The crumple - into - a - ball method acting has gotten us all this far in life .
4. Iron a shirt
No one ever tell you that wrinkles in your grimace number from trying to get them out of your clothes . Collars , wrinkle , handlock … mom ! ! !
5. Whistle
Sounding like a impregnable breeze is n’t a great facial expression . Or sound .
6. Snap your fingers
It crap “ Just like that ! ” fall really flat .
7. Write a check
Paying online and on your phone is the best affair to ever bump to us all , until that one meter a yr you have to write a check for some reasonableness . Do you have to put in cents or nah ? Is it weird to call your parent and ask ?
8. Know how far to walk when someone says something is X miles away
Why ca n’t everything be divided into city blocks ?
9. 401K stuff
How much are you supposed to put apart ? Is it worth it if your employer does n’t match it ? What does it mean ? What if you get fired / quit / dice ? Who does it go to ?
10. Ride a bicycle
If pratfall SnapChats are to be trust , hoverboards are making bike disused anyway .
11. Send a fax, make a copy, or use any ancillary aspect of an office printer
No one tells you how it works but everyone expect you to know . And you ’ll quietly panic mark 12 copy falsely before you actually snap off down and ask .
12. Drive
Thanks , Uber .
13. Flirt
Just be mean to them until it work , like a third grader .
14. Eat certain kinds of fruit
How to feed a Kiwi might as well be astrophysics . Do n’t even start with Starfruit .
15. Throw a ball
Like any kind of ball , dude . A baseball , a basketball , a tennis ball . You do n’t even ask to be a ball savante , richly experienced in any and all ball - throwing , a ballaissance homo , if you will . Some hoi polloi are baffled by the basic mechanics of any and all throwing motion with a globular or semi - globular aim .
16. Roast… anything
There ’s a reason you crash other people ’s holiday dinner , and it ’s not that your blank space is just too small .
17. Microwave popcorn
It burns . The flack alarm go off . Every time .
18. Make a decent omelet
Not even a gourmet omelet – those are hard ! Just a comely omelet . fundamentally , pretty scrambled eggs .
19. Build self-assembly furniture
Just admit it : all the pieces were there . And this thing you work up is not what you ordered .
20. Parallel park
When you pass up a perfectly upright billet confining to where you ’re going because you “ could use a walkway … ”
21. Give a reasonably good massage
Punching someone in the back is neither sensual nor relaxing .
22. Drive a stick-shift
If you did n’t learn as a adolescent , you ’re never gon na con . Timing is not for everyone .
23. Embed a gif
It ’s way too late to require someone . age too late .
24. Sign your name like an adult
Blame your humbleness for never thinking that you ’d be celebrated , or your parent for naming you , but await stave are laughing at you .
25. Make coffee
When someone casually ask you to shed on another slew , you fall apart into cold sweats . Where does the filter thing go ? How much piddle ? How many grounds ? There ’s a cause we spend a quarter of our payroll check on Starbucks .
26. Read a map
sit in the rider seat of a car with a lost , strain out person who asks you to wait at a mathematical function “ very quick , ” is like being in Dante ’s the pits .
27. Type properly
Why does everyone at body of work stare as you type as tight as humanly possible with two pointer fingers ?
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