atrocious Christmas jumper are as much a vacation staple as mistletoe andEggnog . They are so revered that masses even throw party in their glorious , tacky laurels . The next time you ’re invited to one of these kitsch gatherings , rep your love ofall things alcoholwith not just any ugly jumper , but a booze - theme ugly sweater . Whether you ’re a beer , wine , hard liquor or cocktail lover , there ’s a ridiculous sweater for you . Here , the best ugly Christmas sweaters to get you in theholiday liveliness — accent on spirit .
For Beer Aficionados
Christmas is the perfect time to crack undetermined a inhuman one with your bed one . Wear one of these sweater while drinking a brewski or this seasonalStrong Ale Punch .
It ’s The Most howling clip For a Beer ( $ 28 )
Merry Christmas and Happy New Beer ( $ 34 )
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Christmas Cheer ? I Thought You Said Christmas Beer ( $ 28 )
Frothy the Snowman ( $ 25 )
Beer Mugs Drinking Games ( $ 28 )
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Get Lit ( $ 50 )
Happy Holla Daze ( $ 30 )
For Winos
Whether it ’s a warmingcrock - pot full of mulled wine , a spritzybottle of bubblyor a dewy-eyed glass of red or blank , ‘ tis the time of year for drinking wine — like you ever need a rationality . Show off your affinity for the wine with these sweaters .
All I need To Do Is Drink Wine and Watch Christmas Movies With My Cat ( $ 28 )
My Holiday Workout … and Repeat ( $ 14 )
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You Do n’t take a Riesling To Drink on Christmas ( $ 28 )
I Drink and I Know Things . That ’s What I Do ( $ 30 )
I ’m Full of Christmas Spirit . I stand for Wine . I ’m Full of Wine ( $ 28 )
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It ’s Christmas Time & Mama want Her Wine ( $ 28 )
I ’m Dreaming of a White Christmas . But If the White Runs Out I ’ll Drink the Red ( $ 28 )
For Cocktailians and Liquor Lovers
WhileEggnogis our opt Christmas cocktail , we ’d never say no to any festive Christmastime cocktail . Come to think of it , we also would n’t plow down a glass of whiskey , neat — or any other heart for that matter . Between these sweater and the hard liquor , you ’ll stay nice and toasty .
Nog It To Me ( $ 28 )
Let Christmas BeGIN ( $ 38 )
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Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum ( $ 30 )
I Have Holiday Spirit … It ’s Called Rum ( $ 26 )
The Weather Outside is awful , But The Whiskey Is So Delightful ( $ 30 )
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Step Aside Coffee , This Is a Job For Eggnog ( $ 30 )
I ’m From The School of Hard Nogs ( $ 28 )
I Put The Rum in Pa Rum Pum Pum Pum ( $ 40 )
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For People Who’ll Have Whatever—as Long as There’s Booze in It
You ’re not picky , you just need a stiff drink to avail you make it through one - on - one time with the in - police and your grandparents’political views . These sweater will let everyone bang where your priorities lie .
Full of Christmas Spirits ( $ 22 )
Holly Jolly Hammered ( $ 30 )
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All I Want for Christmas is Alcohol ( $ 28 )
Jingle Bell Blitzed ( $ 28 )
I Love receive Into The Christmas Spirits ( $ 28 )
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For the Ugly Hanukkah Sweater Party
You do n’t require to celebrate Santa to rollick brassy holiday gearing . Pack eight days ’ Charles Frederick Worth of ugly into an uglyHanukkahsweater .
Happy Hanukkah , Gin & Tonica ( $ 30 )
For Drinking-Gamers
This jumper comes with a built - in imbibing game , with velcro target and balls for throwing . If you lose , you salute . Hit red , share a drink . White , give a potable . Green , the sweater - wearer drink . Bullseye , everyone drinks !
Drinking Sweater Game ( $ 60 )
For Crafty DIY-ers
If you ’re invited to a BYOB ugly Christmas sweater party , this is the perspirer for you . Take the front of any old sweater and sew on a stocking or sack deep enough to tally a nursing bottle of booze . Or , leverage this“Shut Up and Drink ” jumper from Etsy ( $ 60 ) , or thisStocking Stuffer Sweaterfrom Tipsy Elves ( $ 60 ) .
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