allot to this all reputable , not - at - all - untrustworthywebsite , Pittsburgh is the fourteenth douchiest urban center in America . This numeral is base largely on the fact that we are a swing res publica that breathes the same air as Ben Roethlisberger , who has gained somemajor douche pointsover the eld . With just over 300,000 residents in the city , you ’re more than potential to run across a couple of family line who fit the d - bag criteria . Here are 37 warning signs to help you figure out if you , too , may be suffering from a case of douchebaggery .
1 . You only hang out in Bakery SquareBecause large national chemical chain patently have thebest foodin Pittsburgh .
2 . You warn people about all the severe region they ought to avoid"Don’t go Dahntahn after 5 , " or , " You ’ll get stabbed in the Norfside . " There ’s a good luck you have n’t ill-treat out of Mount Lebanon in the past two decades .
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3 . You recall Yellow Cab is honorable than Lyft and UberGranted , this opinion is most popular among Yellow Cab drivers , but still .
4 . You ’ve claim there ’s nothing to do in PittsburghReally , you ’re bored ? It ’s not like we do n’t have tons of amazingbars , restaurants , euphony locale , and nationwide recognizedmuseums & art galleries .
5 . You ’ve willingly assist the yearly Kenny Chesney concert at Heinz FieldIn which pillowcase , you ’ve most potential also pooped in a public trash can while crushing a Bud Light .
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6 . You take the aisle seat on a full busAnd when someone perspire under the weight of 10 Giant Eagle grocery bag pass on by , you act like that window fundament you ’re blocking does n’t even exist .
7 . You get mad at EVERY individual you see riding a bikeWhether they ’re on the pavement or in the road , you ’re gon na have something to say about it .
8 . You rip your auto up into the crossover and do n’t move for pedestriansIt ’s cool , I was be after on just sliding across your hood , anyway .
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10 . You deal Strip District ’s Penn Ave like your own personal sidewalkThere are cars here , but somehow you ’re just not seeing them .
11 . You on a regular basis get into arguments about whether Aiello ’s or Mineo ’s has the best pizza pie in the ' burghBut if you do n’t like either of them , you ’re an even great douchebag .
12 . You talk about how flipping sign in disparate neighborhoods is easy moneyQueue your best bougie voice : " I got this five - bedroom Victorian in Wilkinsburg for $ 20,000 . I ’m think I ’ll either split it into five in haste constructed , overpriced apartments , or resell it in three years for $ 150,000 . "
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13 . You large pertain to the " hip " parts of Pittsburgh as the new BrooklynPlease stop . That just means it will get more expensive and all the pitiful people will cryptically disappear.14 . You live in Lawrenceville and complain about how high your rent isYou could be paying one-half that if you endure in ANY other part of Pittsburgh . No one feels bad for you.15 . Your parent still bear any portion of your rentThis is particularly frustrating in Pittsburgh because of how low the cost of living is . But also , grow up .
16 . You ’re an Uber equipment driver who accepts requests and then offset them 10 second gear later when you realize the request come from Homewood or HazelwoodSee No . 2 .
17 . You regularly request bottle service at South Side barsThis is n’t LA , and no one ’s in reality impressed .
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18 . You wear a Pitt hoodie at all timesEven though you graduated five years ago .
19 . You do n’t tip when you regulate deliveryEven when it ’s mid - January and your nutrient still manages to get there on time . Give that miracle doer at least 20 % .
20 . You come to Nico ’s on Saturday night with 12 near friends and take every spot on the karaoke queueNobody actually wants to observe all of your backsides as you swing and slaughter Queen ’s bully hits .
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21 . You endure disgraceful and yellow every day of the yearWe get it , you love sports , and you have terrible fashion sense . Let ’s move on .
22 . You prominently list " Pittsburgh sports " as one of your pastime on Tinder / OkCupidAnd then proceed to name all of the major league teams . You ’re so smart and interesting . Please do me .
23 . You love fairish trade coffee tree so much that you could practically be a PR repp for itI mean value , it is pretty great , but we do n’t need to talk about it all the time .
24 . You ’ve mouth the Christian Bible " hipster " while inside any validation in LawrencevilleJust assume that you are one . Everyone else has .
25 . You go into Lotus Market in the Strip just so you could point at all the " weird Asiatic foods"And then spend half an time of day scrunch up your nozzle and whispering , " Ew , what ’s that ? " to your brunch clan .
26 . You offer to your significant other at the Mount Washington OverlookHow original of you ! Did you also purchase the ring at Kay Jewelers , or did you go to Jared ?
27 . You put a " parking death chair " in a fleck that someone ELSE dug out of the snowYou monster !
28 . You actively use the phrase " parking chair"You freak !
29 . You go to brunch in the Strip and bitch at your waitress about the slow serviceGuess what , dude ? You ’re at brunch on a Sunday , you ’ve got NOWHERE to be . unlax .
30 . You publicly flaunt your preference for Hunt ’s KetchupThe shame .
31 . You submerge your struggle eggs with ANY sort of ketchupI desire you buy the farm on your atrocious choices .
32 . You slow down in tunnelsWhy ?
33 . … or flip lanes in tunnelsWhy ? ?
34 . … or bomb to use your bit signal on three - lane bridgesWHY ? ? ?
35 . … or neglect the " Pittsburgh Left"Everyone hat you , including your family .
36 . Basically , just driving a car in Pittsburgh throw you a douchebag … which is a muckle of us.37 . You publish judgy article about mostly inconsequential things people do that rile youOh , wait … oops .
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