Wednesday afternoon . At the base of the bluff that ’s always protect Memphis against floods , a lunar time period of humanity put the finishing touch on a temporary village of staging , PVC , plywood , and canvas . Soon the village will run over with 236 team from 22 states and five foreign countries , who between them will slow - cook well over 50,000 pounds of porc as they contend for $ 115,000 in dirty money money and a priceless reputation boost . They will also party their asses off .
Johnny Trigg is so kicked backin his chair he ’s almost horizontal , answer questions about career winnings with adorably candid obliqueness ( “ Did you keep the motorcycle ? ” “ I ’m still live , are n’t I ? ” ) . Born in 1938 , the two - clip Jack Daniel ’s world champion is a Kansas City Barbeque Society legend ; he even has an eponymous costa - cookery method , like a surgeon who set out his procedure named after him . But this is only the Texan ’s 2d attack at conquering Memphis . After place 40th in costa last yr , he does n’t take anything for granted , calling the difference between this and the KCBS – a sprawling tour whose backup , the American Royal , rival the WCBCC ’s in grandness – “ day and dark . ”
One key variant is the judging . Almost every other BBQ issue in the universe is decided solely by a blind box tasting . “ At a KCBS event all you do is fill up the styrofoam and send it back to the jurist tent , ” says Myron Mixon , a three - time WCBCC grand champion and one of the case ’s overstuff handful of household names . In add-on to the blind box , the WCBCC adds an on - site layer : for the three major categories – Ribs , Shoulder , and Whole Hog – a advancement of three judges come one by one to your tent to rate your stuff ’s taste , fondness , etc , listen as you introduce the saga of how you made it , and assess the appearance of your squad and campground . Make the top three , and four more judges will arrive together to be regaled with the same Sung dynasty - and - dance .
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The WCBCC also stands alone in – and is fabled for – its raucousness . KCBS events are family - friendly affairs ; you ready your pith with a small-scale backing team and you ’re done . Here , squad can number anywhere from 20 to 80 multitude and have hundreds of Edgar Albert Guest stop by to eat , salute , and bring up inferno over the course of three day , four if they ’re “ friends and family . ” The only other cookoff that lets loose with this much abandon is the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo , but … well , permit ’s just say that at that event , nobody ’s wake up on an old couch next to a river .
This is the dining board of America . Everybody ’s equal at the table . " Leslie Roark Scott , Ubon ’s
That does n’t mean WCBCC participant have to operate in conduct that Trigg dismisses as “ hoo hah . ” As Neil Gallagher of Too Sauced to Pork puts it , “ Everybody coexist . Some tents , it ’s just mom and pop in the dark toy bridge and smoke a cigar . ”
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Thursday morning , teem pelting . Parallel to the Mississippi , a brownish river rolls down the improvised boulevard between camps . Party Q ’s dripping American flag has blown around its pole as two team member prep a pot of rib that stick out 8 - racks deep . The costa are intended for guests , not evaluator . Each team may enter as many of Friday ’s accessory competitions – squawk , poultry , seafood , and alien ( aka the “ Anything But Pork ” categories ) , plus tomato , mustard greens , and vinegar sauce – as they want , but can enter only one of Saturday ’s Big Three .
It ’s a subtly bluff move , but likewise to how barbecue circuit warhorses like Trigg know the WCBCC is its own animal , Perrin and other restaurant veterans do n’t expect their experience in the kitchen will trump their deficiency of competition experience . sound out Billy Durney of Brooklyn ’s Hometown Bar - type B - Que , “ Here , I ’m just another punk trying to overreach any other team . ”
“ That ’s how barbecue teams start : other barbecue team . ” Keith Obert , Slapjo Mama
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There are alotof other teams . Some contend 30 time a year on the electrical circuit , others only exist to blow it out over this very long weekend . They typically form from old friendships , then evolve as old friend prove they ’re not up to new challenge . People carve up off and form new squad because someone on their current one is impossible ( Born in the QueSA ’s Stiles Rougeau on his former position : “ These events work best as benevolent dictatorships . We had a very inadequate benevolent potentate . ” ) , or because they ’re quick to take on a greater leadership role ( Peg Leg Porker ’s Carey Bringle : “ It ’s a source of pride when teams split off . Then you wash up them and call them a bitch ! ” ) .
fixture like The Hogfather survive and flourish because no matter how big their membership gets , they maintain a core of rabid cooks and ensure everyone else has a dedicated role , whether it ’s take a welding class for build a team tobacco user from scratch , designing a team thyroxine - shirt repping 2014 honored nation Panama by turning Van Halen’s1984album - concealment cherub into a fork - holding pig - boy , or just cleaning up the place .
Thursday , 6pm . The tribes hoard before the Cattlemen ’s degree hungrily await the start of the Miss Piggy Idol competition , to be judged by Al Kapone , dealings newsperson Chelsea Chandler , the Orpheum ’s Paulette Smithers , Playhouse on the Square ’s Jackie Nichols , and Doug Brown from the Peabody . VooDoo Q squad members wind terrific skulls - on - spliff into the air ; concenter on those or else of the laughing faces , and you ’d be forgiven if you think karaoke contest losers would be supervene upon squealer on tonight ’s menu .
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Piggy Idol might technically represent the “ represent voiceless ” side of the WCBCC , but it take a serious amount of study . team must write and perform original language , fulfil choreography , and somehow comprise this year ’s Memphis in May Honored Country , Canada , into the routine – by , say , re - imagining “ Is n’t It dry ? ” as an ode to behind - cooked meat .
“ We arrive together in February , maybe early March , come together with a skit , come together with dustup , come together with whatever the theme is and put it all together by … today , ” says Swine & Dine ’s Tim Bethany , whose 85 - member squad has a standing Miss Piggy Committee . ( Another Piggy Idol requirement : someone must line up up as the most gamey - maintenance of all Muppets , a role Bethany filled for somewhere between 10 and 13 years before retiring to mentor a heir . “ It ’s a mickle of fun , ” he says of the transition , eyes full of intrigue . “ There ’s a quite a little of legerdemain going on . ” )
Despite Swine & Dine ’s best efforts , this yr ’s trophy goes to Chi - Town Cookers , who , tire out informal Canadian tuxedo ( dungaree shorts and waistcoat ) , perform some legitimately impressive dance moves – culminate in a cheerleader Great Pyramid – as they whistle & pink through Flo Rida , Jason Derulo , Ginuine , and Beiber ’s “ Baby ” :
“ When I was thirteen , I made my first rubThere was nothing that compare to my feeling and nobody could believe it or could ever rise aboveI made it so tasty , oh it was not luckNo , I am not hasty , I prep that porc buttI scratch the meat down , I flatten the hotness so it ’s perfect when we eat up andI Captain Cook with the Chi - Town , and we really gon na fume it up this weekendI sustain them goin’ crazy , this rub is so amazingAnd now you wo n’t check cravin ’ , get it ’s the month of May andBar - be bar - be taproom - be … queLike Browning automatic rifle - be bar - be bar - be … que … ”
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You can’t do anything about the Memphis heat…
But you may at least keep your beer cold-blooded . And your water . And your energise sports potable . And whatever else you take to exist four straight solar day of the best time of your life . So when you organise a team , commend to make a abominable snowman ice chest an prescribed member ( just do n’t expect it to pay due ) .
There are certain details you ’re required to documentwhen you write about the WCBCC . That the structures rear by some of the team are flakey . That the most pretentious reach three stories high . That many host full bar . That some are soundtracked by DJs . That others boast disco music balls and stripper poles . That the cost can rise to the ten of tens of thousands .
This might give the impression that only the rich can afford to compete . It ’s an impression share even by some of the upshot ’s more infrequent participants , but it ’s not remotely lawful . For one team whose all - in weekend outlay was $ 21,000 , most individuals only make up around $ 300 in due , which also covered partner . Expenditures are painstakingly tracked by financial models like the one Zach Krochtengel [ full disclosure : he ’s my full cousin ] of Dirk Piggler ’s Porkographic BBQ dream will end up being passed from team to team for generation , like one of those legendary law school delineate .
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One WCBCC veteran , a extremely realised IT director , actually lists “ financial officer : Barbeque Republic ” on his LinkedIn .
As for the dj , it ’s not like people are bringing in Tiesto . Mostly it ’s just team members with dear taste in music : Too Sauced ’s is a immature veteran place together a instauration to battle PTSD through hiking in the wintry character of Ohio ; Magically Piglicious ’s is a paediatric brain surgeon . And as for the disco balls and stripper pole : they ’re really not that expensive .
" It ’s a tailgating solvent . " Pitmaker George Shore , on a custom rig he ’s construction designed to look like a S.W.A.T. fomite
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Speaking of which : Thursday night the park break with 100 of secret parties , with friend and Friend - of - friends hopping amongst them and strangers held at true laurel by security that pasture from professional to tough - enough to a harmless look Kyd in a mountie uniform . Each bash has its own theatrical role and tempo . The Swinos , who ’ve attended this event since they were teenagers , throw an unceasingly bouncing fraternity smash befitting thirtysomethings not quite quick to take that , one day soon , they ’ll be slowed by what onetime operose partier Ross Capwell of Rebel Roaster Review refers to as “ Life . kidskin . All that . ” Down the river , the Pegleg Porker crew complain off with a late afternoon “ panty eye dropper social ” before dwindling down to a casual get - together of whisky and Jason Isbell .
Outside Porkosaurus , a bearded guy in his seventy sits on a folding chair beside a roll of tobacco - spewing , tusk - flare up hog name Dino , guarding the entrance to beautifully random topsy-turvyness that seems script by David Lynch ’s play untested brother . Bubba Sparxxx ’s “ Ms. New Booty ” displace posterior of all years , from a young woman with a punk haircut to an Arlo Guthrie - await buster in a “ Starkvegas ” shirt . If you came to Memphis hoping to watch a 65 - class - old man serve up a nip - ski to four girls in their 20s , you have arrive .
The madness ebb ( but does not quit ) at midnight , when constabulary show out of the park everyone not wear the blue “ 24 - hour ” wristband distributed only to team up members like a shot involved in cookery . An honest-to-god Memphis Quaker tells me that to keep the dependable multiplication rolling ‘ till dawn , his former team ’s wristband - holder used to hide friend in the interface - o - net ball .
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Friday dawn , Porkosaurus miraculously thrum with activity . The core of the team sweats away make ancillary entries , some cooking crybaby , others establish BBQ Lobster Rolls with the preciseness and care of a all right restaurant . I ask Rob Kohring how his granddad - aged mate could possibly pass the night maintain up with twentysomethings only to wake up and put in the work it take to add to the imposing collection of trophies hulking in the quoin . “ If it ’s who I call back it is , he has not woken up yet , ” says Kohring , smile . “ Nobody can say anything because everybody on this squad has done it . ” Another gray - haired gentleman’s gentleman strides past in boxershorts and running play shoes , grandly puffing a cigar as he go out with a blind box in hand . “ That ’s our runner , ” explicate Kohring . “ Good thing the judging tent ’s only 40 pes away . ”
The riotous nature of the WCBCCstems from a tradition of Memphis partying that stretches back 150 age , with an inspirational assist coming from a far west Texas ghost town . Colton Greene organized Bluff City ’s first Mardi Gras in 1872 , and soon the soiree match New Orleans and Mobile with 20,000 revelers oversupply the streets and another 3,000 march in a parade presided over by a Prince of the Carnival roost atop a 25 - metrical foot vino glass . Though it persisted until 1901 , Memphis Mardi Gras suffered an at last fatal blow in 1878 when yellow febrility make for such universe devastation that the city lost its charter ; a tragical forerunner to modern New Orleans , newspapers around the state urged the mogul that be to “ Burn Memphis And Abandon It ! ”
The powers declined , Memphis recoil , and from Mardi Gras ’ ashes uprise the Cotton Carnival . Founded in 1931 , it was ( and to an extent still is ) a sprawl , upper - freshness amour centered around legendarily bibulous secret parties ( post - Prohibition Memphis forbade public establishments from betray drink by the glass until 1969 ) .
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The WCBCC finally overtook the Cotton Carnival ( now Carnival Memphis ) in terms of civil significance , but it was n’t actually part of the original Memphis in May lineup . Spearheaded by a youthful banker named Lyman Aldrich , the month - farsighted umbrella celebration kicked off in 1976 . In 1977 , it tot up two cornerstone events : Sunset Symphony and the Beale Street Music Festival , the latter of which Aldrich had to fight for . Nine years after MLK ’s assassination , Beale had become a barren . Despite Aldrich being a banker , his belief in the historical territorial dominion ’s potency for resurgence most probably made townsfolk elders see him as some kind of hippie .
In late ' 77 , Aldrich ’s friend Rodney Baber attend the Terlingua Chili Cook - Off , arguably the chili humanity ’s most important competition – and also an event where the aura feels like adult spring break , despite being held in a desert . As recount inMemphis Magazine , immediately upon Baber ’s enthusiastic return Memphis in May organizer agnize they had a no - brainer on their hands .
" We have a censor version of our t - shirt that we wear to Little League and yoga . " Hog Wild team fellow member
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The first WCBCC , held in 1978 in a vacant bunch across from the Orpheum , saw fewer than 20 dissident . The success , of $ 500 , was Bessie Louise Cathey , who cook rib on a tiny fusain grill while shaking her head disapprovingly at the event ’s original hell - cultivator , the Redneck Bar - B - Q Express , who still vie , and still do many things worthy of a reasonable woman ’s disapproval .
Things deal off fast – how could they not in a city where , in the words of Memphis historian G. Wayne Dowdy , “ Every time we go to Tops and have a sandwich we ’re expressing who we are . ” This ask the move to Tom Lee Park , named for a boatman who rescued 32 doomed souls from drowning after their steamboat turtle ( the masses here are friendly ; the river is not ) . There the event grown into the joyous urban sprawl it is today .
In 1985 theNew Yorker ’s Calvin Trillin lionise the WCBCC , cementing its internal reputation , which in bend helped cement Memphis ’s rep as the capital metropolis of American barbecue . Ironically , Trillin worried that success was wee-wee the whole thing feel too much like a chilly cook - off .
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Friday … sometime before high noon . The Patio Porkers division – the FCS to the Competition division ’s FBS – is deposit along the long , paved , eastern boundary of the car park , precariously tight to the public larboard - o - potty , separate from the Competition teams by a chain link fence . terrace team give less money to absorb smaller , 15’x25 ' lots ; they compete only amongst themselves , for a $ 2,000 1st place loot . There ’s no on - situation judgment . It ’s comparatively chill .
Beyond the more realizable hard cash outlay , reason for die Patio vary . Cole Forrest started New World Oinkers ( the name ’s an ode to Memphis ’ wrestling heritage ) to give his friends a taste of the big leagues in the hopes they ’d get dependant and dedicate themselves to move up to Competition in a few twelvemonth . A few stall down , Vic , whose daughter runs Smokin ’ Hot and Saucy , tells me that he put in 25 age on the other side . To him , Patio ’s more relaxed ambiance sense like vacation .
The Porkers have a reputation for only care about having playfulness , and not giving much of a damn about excellence . It ’s undeniable that they have sex to get rowdy , but so does most everyone at the WCBCC . Vic offer an anthropological principle for Patio ’s speculative optic : their partitioning only competes in ribs , which do n’t take overnight tend to . “ There ’s nobody down here that does n’t give a diddly-squat about cooking . It ’s just that there ’s nothing else for us to do but fix ribs on Saturday morning , so the rest of the fourth dimension , we party . ”
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The old linguistic rule was that you could only compete in Patio one year before you had to move up to Competition . Now , only the first - place Patio squad has to raise divisions . A few yr ago , one team that made the top three actually threw their final - rotund judging by mat - out drop off their unreasoning corner . Their choice was n’t correct or untimely ; they just had an chance to remain in college forever , and they take away it .
Friday afternoon , inside the circus - sized judging collapsible shelter . “you could talk about anything but food , and that includes go ‘ mmm , mmm , mmm ’ , ” a WCBCC functionary instructs the 300 justice who ’ve assembled four to a board , bingo - parlour - way , to render blind box verdicts on today ’s ancillary categories . The mostly upper midsection - elderly crowd is round out by a juvenility contingent , as well as an older crowd who ’ve made the laudable conclusion to , as one security guard put it , “ pass their retreat come to the river to eat instead of blend in on a sail . ” Some are electric circuit ex-serviceman , others relative newcomers ; all have completed a five - hr , WCBCC - specific training course . Regardless of age and experience , their tastebuds are bear - again pure : judges are asked not to drink or fume beforehand , and many opt not to eat , either .
The prescribed annunciate it ’s time for inspection . In unison , all 300 stomach up , popping boxes , and , stone - confront , rate the food ’s presentation before sampling . If any are cheerily surprised by the Canadian maple leafs stencil in hang-up atop Dirk Piggler ’s bacon bowls , or floored by Pitmaker - Barbecue Addiction ’s sensational beef brisket , they do their best not to show it .
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" Rib Entries : the heart and soul should pull , not descent , from the bones . " WCBCC Judges Manual
Today is a comparatively lite one for the judges compare to tomorrow , when they ’ll sample blind boxes for the Big Three , then make their on - site visit . Sandra Aylor , who ’s been doing this since 2006 , judges 10 to 12 Memphis - style competition a year , once link a squad to better understand the procedure , and is a rabid Captain James Cook herself ( “ My smoking compartment cost more than my wedding tintinnabulation . ” ) She takes her function dead serious . “ When I walk into a team , I didder their hired hand as if I ’ve never meet them before , even if I was hanging out with them the nighttime before , ” she says . Every judge is dissimilar , but she ’s primarily interested in “ the taradiddle of how they let from A to Z … Where you got that Sus scrofa , what charcoal did you cook with , what wood did you cook with , how long did you cook it , what temperature did you fudge at , where did you get your sauce … I want to have sex about your smoking compartment , want to see your centre on the grillwork . ”
But on - site judging is about neglect as much as it is evaluative . You must not factor in in a contestant ’s TV star status , or the money a team spend on its structure . “ coming into court ” only indicates the level to which they ’ve made their surface area and themselves fresh and presentable ; whether they serve heart and soul on paper plate or fine china is impertinent . If it rains ( and it always rain down ) , you must stand by official announcement and judge either “ knees up ” or “ waistline up ” in social club to disregard clay . You ca n’t be swayed by trivial bribe like fancy bottled body of water – or , more dastardly , bonus hog portion that are n’t part of the official scoring . “ They need to give you the bacon , ” laments Aylor , “ and youwantthem to give you the 1st Baron Verulam , but you ca n’t try the bacon . ”
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The toughest part is , you ’re instructed to only evaluate the barbeque you deplete today , pose every other bite you ’ve ever had out of your mind . To put that into a linear perspective that ’s only jolly hyperbolic : there ’s an old news story , anthologized in Dowdy ’s bookOn This solar day In Memphis account , of a paralytic former Memphis State football game player name Bill Crumby who had the opportunity in the former 1970s to travel to the Soviet Union ’s Sechenov Institute to receive a innovative enzyme injection . Upon his arriver , he was summarily informed that he ’d necessitate an additional , wild operating theatre . Then the Soviets invaded Afghanistan . suppose he was either “ too American or too cracker ” to stick around , Crumby leave Russia in the same stipulation he make it in . The first affair he told the press upon his return : “ All I need right now is to get me a barbeque sandwich . ”
Nobody here has endured Crumby ’s ordeal , but everyone here has a memory of one bite that finger like everything .
Friday night . Is the same as last Nox , if not half-baked . But if you count stuffy , you ’ll mark many of the cooks are taking it a little well-to-do . As Mixon says , “ If you endeavor to deliver the goods the company on Friday , you ai n’t going to acquire the cookery on Saturday . ”
Saturday dayspring . Judgement day . A new guy in shorts / sandal / cap descend the long flight of step leading down the bluff , carrying a bouquet of yellow flowers intended for gussying up his team ’s scaffolding area . A gorgeously haunt instrumental cover of “ Fortunate Son ” drifts up from below . It sounds a sight like Blind Faith .
Down in the park , everyone not cooking is sweeping up turd , butt , and finger cymbals . A 6’3 ” joint venture between Cooperstown and Fusionetics ambles due south , cinderblock shoulder joint swaying . “ I might not be able-bodied to play in the Majors , ” he explains to his comparatively gnomish crony , “ but here I make love I can compete and win . ” It betrays an admirable optimism for him to immobilise his hope on yet another summercater where the difference between victory and defeat lies in unperceivable breakdowns in mechanics and sometimes deep calls by the umpires .
Baseball is a fitting background knowledge , though . The fetishism that pop off into preparing even the most basic blind box , rib , necessitate a point of OCD that ’d make the most cap - tug hurler nod in hold . Very soon now , Rob Kohring will fastidiously pick the straightest bones , course pick out from the naturally selected . Kevin Olsen of Dirk Piggler ’s will run through a checklist that starts off “ only apply ribs that are dark cherry red , make it look like one slab even if they are n’t from the same slab , glaze ( to avoid streaks put the rib in the sauce , do n’t put the sauce on the rib ) , glisten , houseclean the box , make clean it again … ”
The garnishes used in shoulder , whole hog , and adjuvant boxes exacerbate the compulsive behavior ; for instance , when you ’re shit a bed of parsley , you ideally need the sprigs to appear undifferentiated , but as Hometown BBQ ’s Lianna Durney can take the stand , once you scrutinize them , “ no deuced firearm of Petroselinum crispum looks like the next piece of Petroselinum crispum . ”
All this attention to presentation might only rock thing a tenth of a tip – any judge worth their laniard will state you that the meat count most . But as WCBCC Judging Chair Michelle O’Guin relates , in a place where everyone ’s meat excels , “ sometimes it ’s just a small speck of a thing that means the departure between first and second . "
A little later in the sidereal day , you start hearing times shouted throughout the park – “ Ten minutes ! ” “ Four minutes ! “ One minute ! ” – countenance the cooks know how long they have before they must send in their blind corner for judging . They cut it close intentionally ; the less time the pith spends produce cold , the good , even though unlike eatery heart and soul , contest meat is always prepared in anticipation of it sit around and getting cold .
Soon the makeshift avenue are pile with teammates hustling towards the big tent , one play as fullback , the other carrying the styrofoam box ( or a high - technical school warming casing that carries the box seat within it ) .
Still later , the process reverses , as countless judges make their room towards the team . When a judge arrives for an on - web site , they ’re treated like a strange high muckamuck , complete with a wildly cheering greeting committee outdoors and , inside , a solicitous presentation by the Captain Cook . From underneath Team Canada ’s undefendable canopy , you could hear them go through a elaborate story of whole grunter operation and feel , hash out the thermodynamics of their stag party like engineer . After the ham , shoulder , and loin are dish , one Captain Cook – a handsome , bald , pirate - looking fellow – tells the judge something to the effect of , “ Now there ’s nothing that pronounce we ca n’t thrill you with other stuff ! ” Then out come the mandibula , and that bacon . The judge , a portly mankind with a jutting white beard , remain as reverential as you could be when you ’re eating while someone else is talk .
The team go through this three times , with three freestanding judges . After that , there ’s a quiet as the top three finalists in each family are determined . Then something wonderful to behold : if you make the finals , a golf game handcart will commit up to your pack and a volunteer will present you with a care package ( ruby red vodka , whiskey , and two insulate tumbler ) while your team goes bananas . Only the go-cart ’s equipment driver knows which team surface area he ’s stopping at ; the volunteer is keep back in the dark . Nobody seems to know why .
While the finalists start preparing for yet another on - website presentation ( this one to four judges at once ) , Volunteer let the other teams know whether or not they made the top 10 and therefore get to step onto the honor leg to collect a prize and enough money to at least partially countervail a very expensive weekend . Many of the judges also circulate back around to give teams advice on what they could improve on . At the ending of the day , everybody want everybody to do well .
At this gunpoint , things get really fun , and really quirky , though in a much more relaxed way than Thursday and Friday night . Those who did n’t make the finals kick back and meld with other teams , trading ribs , plan , and story . Non - victorious hog heads set off pop up on post all over the parking area . freakish custom are started – a few years ago , one team invented a game where the loser had to grovel into the stand - up ice chest and take a shot . Again , nobody seems to know why .
Six O’Clock , awards stage . Meteorologist Ron Childers warm up the crew , a discussion section of which start up chanting “ USA ! USA ! ”
“ That ’s ripe , thisisAmerica , ” says Childers . There ’s not a hint of xenophobia there , just an acknowledgment that this thing is about as America as it gets before launching into a presentation that includes reference to John Daly , Minnie Pearl , fame selfies , and “ keeping it green in 2016 ” ( consider it or not , there ’s a Grilling Green prize for most recyclables accumulated – congratulation , Sloppy Chops ) .
Whole hogger Myron Mixon finish up make headway Grand Champion for a record 4th clip , hauling in $ 30,500 . That does n’t entail the biz is rig ; Mixon has n’t cracked the top 9 in geezerhood . you could see the merit - ground organization forge when another hulk , Big Bob Gibson , comes in 7th in berm , just behind the far less illustrious but clearly merit Grandmasters of Cooking Disasters . Lillie ’s Q takes top swag in that category , 10 Bones snags rib , and Phat Chance acquire the Patio Porkers sectionalization – they ’re moving up to those braggart league , whether they like it or not .
Sometime earlier in the good afternoon , the Swinos crossed a line and are escorted from the park . There are varying reports as to what materialize , but all need the merry exhibition of a turgid synthetical member .
Despite this event ’s bedlam and rearing sexual innuendo , this sort of blatant showing seldom happen . It ’s a testament to the organizers ’ deft touch when maintain a happy marriage between Barbecue and Bacchus – and to the participant ' dear belief that , down by the river , everyone is family . Years before # BLM , the WCBCC softly and without incident halted the display of the Confederate Flag . No one protested . They did away with team stickers to tamp down on a skin rash of program - via - ass - slapping . Alternative rationales for the essential of arsenic - slapping were not invented .
terminal of the day , almosteveryone have it away the difference of opinion between naming your team Deeez Butts and publicly brandish an titillating implement . Even the Swinos , god bless ‘em , do n’t contest their punishment ; their Twitter signal - off but reads “ Well , looks like our 2016 festival has come to an end a little early . ”
Still , there are plenty who do n’t understand why a preparation contest need to even bother walking that line . Why not just skim the political party , disinvite everyone who does n’t cook , and focus exclusively on the only affair that weigh , the solid food ? The solvent is that barbecue is n’t food . Itisa party , and the cook is the host – why would you ever prepare an intact slob if you did n’t want your lazy , undecomposed - for - nothing booster to show up ( with beer ) and tear it apart ? When you tread behind that smoker , you relish the opportunity to eat everyone you know and everyone they live , because the gratification you bring them satisfies something late within yourself . And maybe it ’s kind of nice to be idolize as a grinder once in awhile , at least for the few days each May that this small town stands .
If arduous work and heavy sport sounds like a good time to you , a few team , including Too Sauced To Pork , advance anyone serious about barbeque toapply to connect . If you ’re mean “ Why the underworld not ? ” you ’re going to go in just fine .
