Everybody get laid Halloween , except for demons wearing human masquerade , who hate fun and are lame . Protect yourself from monster ! wall yourself with fun mass who want to make this the good Halloween party ever , instead of a metaphorical rock’n’roll in the case .
Stock candy bowls in every room… strategically
This one ’s so obvious it almost does n’t involve to be said . But hell forbid you be the one half-wit who does n’t stock up the house with confect and then lose all your friend forever . utilize them to your advantage : repel invaders from the kitchen by keep the lousy sugariness there , then guide them with candy of increase quality to company central . Nothing anchor a way like hot chocolate and peanut butter .
Give your punch some punch
fill up a rubber eraser glove with enough H2O to give it a hired hand shape . remain firm it in a glassful in your freezer to curl the fingers , or tie the end off with a condom band and leave savourless . Now you have an eerie claw grasping at puncher - drinkers . But wait ! you’re able to make it beam in the sorry safely byusing tonic waterand staging a bleak light over the punch bowl .
Summon the Great Pumpkin
gargantuan pumpkins are n’t that tasty , and they ’ll cost a couple hundred one dollar bill to buy , but if you may produce or get a good mint on one , look out , party - goers ! you may cut the top off that sucker , satiate it with ice , and stow all your beers in there for a tank your guests will tattle about incessantly after . Or , if you ’ve got a sturdy table to support it , mount a water faucet in that gourd and dispense beer from your epical pumpkin keg . ( For a more manageable variation , do this with several flavors of beer using normal - sized sugar pumpkin . )
Use a fly swapper
As long as you ’re at the punch bowl , might as well go for the ol’ bug trick . Dr. Hibbert may reject of Homer Simpson ’s novelty rainfly cubes , but there ’s nothing toxic about freezing some raisins in ice block for the same essence and a much tastier prize : mmmm , sugary raisins in your drunken punch . [ drooling noise ]
Send messages from beyond the looking-glass
Discreetly visit the bathroom a couple time during the nighttime with some red lipstick . “ CAN’T DIE , ” you scrawl on your practice of medicine cabinet mirror , and below that , “ STILL HUNGRY . ” get back after a few hoi polloi have visited , and wipe the substance away . Then come back to extend the story : “ BEHIND YOU . ” Continue this cycle until one of your guests nervously remarks , “ It ’s not funny anymore , it ’s just halting . ” Uh - huh . Lame . Just lik – WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU , JANINE ?
Scheme a theme
If you ’re not throwing your party on October 31st proper , debate a costume theme . It ’s a great means to mingle the party , and most mass can put together a fun , miserable - key costume that fits , whether it ’s a pic everyone hump or something more interpretive , like puns , abstract ideas , or unrelated combinations . It carry some of the pressure level off to have a keen costume and just have a fun , silly one .
middling warning : this one depends on the lineament of your friend . If you think they ’re going to half - screw it , you could be left gamey and dry … and not just because your nonobjective costume is “ High & Dry . ”
Remember to award the best costume
Edgar Guest are rightly proud of their costume , unless they ’re that cat from down the hall who just wears a rainbow afro wig and a fruitless T - shirt with novelty glasses . ( Who are you speculate to be , dude ? A monstrous deficiency of effort ? ) It does n’t have to be a big prize ; it ’s only the recognition that really counts . Perhaps a magnate - sizing confect cake ?
Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly . right of first publication 2016 Dos Equis Lager Beer , import by Cervezas Mexicanas White Plains , NY
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