Adele would be a perfect Super Bowl halftime show performing artist : she ’s charming , she ’s got an unbelievable voice , and she couldshower the bowl with F - bombsat any given second . But according to the 28 - year - old singer , we wo n’t see her make an hearing of football fan tear up to " Someone Like You " anytime soon . Over the weekend , she deny halftime show rumors , and did so in the most Adele - like way potential .
" First of all , I ’d wish to tell you I ’m not doing the Super Bowl . I intend , come on . That show is not about music , and I do n’t trip the light fantastic or anything like that . They were very kind , they did ask me , but I did say no . ”
That does n’t mean she ’s not open to the possible action of doing it at some point in the future . " Maybe next time , in my next album , " she said . " I ’m going to do a dance album next prison term . So , maybe I ’d do it then . ”
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If all that was n’t charming enough , she put the speculation to take a breather with three dewy-eyed words : “ Fucking unintelligent rumors . " you’re able to look on the pretty amusing footage below :
Then , like some kind of spurned lover in an Adele song , the NFL and Pepsi quickly releaseda joint statementdenying any Adele halftime show offer . Like , add up on , big , unstructured corporations : it ’s fine to admit you want Adele to be in the Super Bowl ! Do n’t feel embarrassed . The full statement is below :
" The NFL and Pepsi are full-grown fans of Adele . We have had conversation with several artists about the Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show . However , we have not at this point extended a formal offer to Adele or anyone else . We are focus on putting together a marvelous show for Houston and we look forrad to unveil that in good fourth dimension . "
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So , where does this leave us now ? Without an Adele Super Bowl halftime show , sobbing softly to ourselves as " Hello " plays on a constant loop . As Adele sings , " They say that time ’s supposed to heal you/ But I ai n’t done much healing . " Hopefully there ’s still time for Adele and the NFL ( and Pepsi ) to heal .
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