Ever since McDonald ’s allowed its flood of breakfast foodsto flow at any time ,   twenty-four hour period or Nox , I ’ve been indulging in the McMost Important Meal of the Day more than ever , particularly when it ’s too early for aMcGangBang .

In Inner Light of these recent events , I decided to purchase the entire breakfast bill of fare ( quizzical expect from the cashiers be imprecate ! ) and rank them all , in a scientific and studious manner . You do n’t need me to assure you most of this stuff is damn good , but you do postulate me to evidence you which one is the best .

20. Sausage burrito

Graciously provided with two ( ! ) parcel of Picante Mild McSalsa .

19. Egg White Delight McMuffin

This mix of egg white , Canadian bacon , and white cheddar was likely only coin a " delight " because " set about at attract to People Who Care About Their Daily Calorie Intake " does n’t rhyme with anything . You ’re at McDonald ’s ! Just go for it . And remember : there ’s a direct correlation between things that are bad for you and things that taste good .

18. Bacon, egg & cheese bagel

As a New York someone , I take my bagels seriously . I ’ve really maimed a man for take me if I want it toasted ( I do n’t ) , and I avoided jail time because everyone agree it was just cause . The BEC portion of this sandwich is fine , but the bagel hang a little matt . It ’s not atrocious , I ’m just used to so muchmore .

17. Sausage McMuffin

rent ’s take it – though the McMuffin is a classic , it clearly has the weakest of all the roll pick outside the bagel . The take on the English muffin is n’t bad , per se , but it ’s not as proficient as the other varieties available . you may get the same stuff on a better bun . A au naturel sausage patty with a cut of cheeseflower is n’t enough to buoy   this sandwich .

16. Egg McMuffin

See above , but poor boy in Canadian Baron Verulam .

15. Sausage McMuffin with egg

Again , just re - record # 17 , without the last prison term .

14. Hotcakes

flapcake are just another name for pancakes , which is just another name for " Paul Bunyan ’s Flamin ' Bread Discs " – which I ’m told was their original name . These flannel-cake are pretty damn expert . They are downy , maybe alittlechewy , and do n’t even get that soggy in their container . One ailment : the allow maple sirup is a slight too saccharine for my ' buds . Both try out , and companions .

13. Hotcakes with sausage

It ’s everything you loved about # 14 , with a big ole slab of risque sausage balloon in the mix . When you add sausage to anything ,   90 % of the meter it ’s better every clock time . Except for milkshakes . Trust me .

12. Sausage biscuit

The simplistic mantrap of this sandwich is deserving a soliloquy , but since my distance is limited , I ’ll settle for a haiku .

blimp and biscuitBoth taste so good on their ownTogether , good

11. Sausage biscuit with egg

One more haiku :

Now come up with ballock , tooSurprise ! It ’s even better!Please shift my order

10. Fruit & maple oatmeal

As someone who does n’t even like oatmeal , I was fully inclined to hate this McOatmeal with a layer of yield on top . But this was weirdly square . The apples were fresh . The maple flavoring was just the right amount of … um … maple syrupy . Honestly , it may be the adept oatmeal I ’ve ever had . This guy ’s coy grin is hiding his blind rage right now .

9. Sausage McGriddles

This will become obvious in due prison term , but I view the McGriddles ' battercake base   to be one of the optimal roll   experiences at Micky D ’s . The sausage – smoky , with great consistency   – hold its own , too . The sweet   maple griddle and the savory sausage patty total together   to make this the best immobile - intellectual nourishment jazz group since the Taco Bell chihuahua and Dave Thomas got get hitched with . That bump , right ?

8. Yogurt parfait

I know it might violate fast - food sacrosanct to include anything with the word " parfait " in the top 10 , but this , even more so than the rolled oats , was a jarring surprise for me . Again , I do n’t even like yogurt . But if that ’s your thing for breakfast , and you are always super late like I am , grabbing this yogurt parfait full of somehow - not - terrible fruit is a big win . The yogurt itself is sham - vanilla extract , and add up with a lil ' pack of McGranola to disperse as you like .

7. Big Breakfast

It ’s eggs , sausage , hash browns , and a golden - brown , flaky cookie . It’sWalt Jr. ’s wet dreammade into a juicy reality .

6. Sausage, egg & cheese McGriddles

We are now entering ruttish sausage balloon McGriddles geographical zone . The maple , eggs , and sausage flavor is a dainty combo … but it ’s not the best use of the McGriddles data formatting . Still , the smoky flavor of the sausage mate well with the maple overtones , and the congregation of ball and cheese cling to either side of the sausage patty like delicious , caloric bookends .

5. Big Breakfast with hotcakes

If your great Breakfast does n’t add up packing a ( very ) short stack of flapjacks , are you even eating a big breakfast at all ? ? No , but really – now that hotcakes are thrown in the mixture , I ’m fairly sure all major food group ( egg , heart , biscuit , and hotcake ) are represented here . The eggs are a little coagulated and wavy ( seriously , they are wavy , that ’s the only fashion to describe them ) , but the biscuit , sausage balloon cut , and hotcakes are on point , as always .

4. Bacon, egg & cheese McGriddles

With its syrup - infused   mini - pancake griddle rump ,   this sandwich is like the 1st Baron Verulam , ballock & cheese McMuffin ’s hard - party , data-based full cousin – a lot of fun and really gratifying ,   but drop meter with it   may leave you with nothing but brumous memory and a lingering bellyache .

3. Steak, egg & cheese biscuit

This one filch up on me and steak does n’t normally do that , probably because its an pulseless meat . But this little breakfast burger came out of namelessness ( I had never had it , or heard of it ) to rank big . It has grilled onions , American cheese , and a slight beefburger patty that kind of tastes like a denser sausage with a little more bite . The onion topped the whole thing off , and even though your breathing time will in spades reek for the rest of your day and possibly the eternal rest of your animation , you will live with no declination .

2. Hash browns

Golden , greasy , flaky , and underappreciated . This was my nickname in high-pitched school , and an apt means to key out the McDonald ’s hash brown . I get it on these are include in the Big Breakfast , but they deserve to stand alone . In terms of virginal appreciation , overall quality , and worldwide likability , nothing can refer the hash . The consistency is … you sleep together what ? You know what these smack like . You know why they deserve to be # 2 . The only drawback is that they are a short too stingy to be regard a true breakfast on their own , and they are mostly relegated to a much apprehended sidekick role . Oh , and your mitt will definitely be cover in a glove of grease when you are finished .

1. Bacon, egg & cheese biscuit

If the BEC McGriddle is the godforsaken full cousin of the BEC McMuffin , the bacon , egg & cheese biscuit is that girlfriend next doorway you always know you would marry . She ’s theTopangaof breakfast sandwiches . The biscuit is the best roll Micky D ’s has . The bacon tastes like Viscount St. Albans that was also infused with bacon flavoring – just to be safe . The eggs are a delightful two folds , and the bed of cheese adds enough inordinateness to make this affair really sing . If you have one option at the breakfast menu , make it this one . Or do n’t . I ’m an Internet writer , not the cop .

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All 20 McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches on red background

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McDonald’s sausage burrito on red background

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McDonald’s egg white delight McMuffin

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McDonald’s bacon, egg, and cheese bagel

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McDonald’s hot cakes on white paper platter

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McDonald’s fruit and maple oatmeal

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McDonald’s yogurt parfait with granola and plastic spoon

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McDonald’s sausage mcgriddle with egg and cheese

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McDonald’s breakfast with hot cakes and biscuit

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McDonald’s bacon, egg, cheese McGriddle

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McDonald’s Steak, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit

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McDonald’s hash browns

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McDonald’s Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit

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