Baltimore ’s Stillwater Artisanal Ales just dropped the hot beer to collide with the shelves in a minute : I Miss the Old Kanye , a Dr Pepper - flavored imperial porter . This is Stillwater ’s third coxa - record hop protection beer , follow the Kendrick Lamar - inspired Moneytree$ academic session IPA and Hopvine Bling , a Berliner Weiss directly from the 6ix . Brian Strumke , the father of Stillwater , is a former disc jockey and his musical love inform his celebrated lineup .
While I Miss the Old Kanye is greatness , for sure , we at Thrillist start out to thinking about the Kanye - inspire beers that might not have made the cut , all the pilot brews and brewery exclusives that just were n’t quite ready for the market . So we strapped on our Yeezys , grabbed our notepads , and headed to the Stillwater brewery in search of these almost - famous brews . What we found could basically be a track list for a beer - themed secret record album .
Fucking Picasso & Escobar smoked habanero porter
Fifty percentage more influential than any other craft beer .
That Shit Kriek cherry lambic aged in new French oak barrels
Brew so tart muhfuckas wanna fine me .
Ghetto Pope Pilsner
This Pils is a god , even though it ’s a beer of God , its whole life in the hand of God . duet well with the goddamn croissants .
Ultra-Lite Beam lager
For everyone that experience they ’ve said " I ’m sorry " too many times .
Boost for Breakfast oatmeal stout
Order pancakes and just sip the sizzurp .
Harder, Bitter, Faster, Stronger imperial IPA
Damn , they do n’t make ‘em like this anymore .
Mean Girls gose
And that ’s how we party .
Awesomeness altbier
It ’ll only lead you to complete awesomeness at all times . It ’ll only pass you to awing the true and awesomeness . peach , truth , awesomeness . That ’s all it is .
No More Parties California common
A backpack brew with luxury taste bud .
Bound 2 brown ale
This that red - cup - all - on - the - lawn shit .
Fly Malcolm Xport stout
This beer become fabled , everything Ye dreamed of .
Jacket Outta Possum extra-pale ale
penchant like Steve Jobs mixed with Steve Austin .
Panda white chocolate cream ale
red panda panda Ailuropoda melanoleuca panda giant panda panda .
Disclaimer : this list is 100 % fake , completely made - up malarkey . As wise man once said , " You should only think about 90 % of what I say . As a matter of fact , do n’t even believe anything that I ’m order at all . I could be completely fucking with you , and the world , the entire clip . "
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