In an unsurprising turn of effect , the Clintons once again gainsay gender roles by pulling a switcheroo on last week’sFamily CirclePresidential Cookie Poll . The magazine has been soliciting a biscuit recipe from each party ’s likely First Lady every election year since 1992 , then head for the hills them against each other in a heated , reader - find rival . And now , for the first time ever , a man has entered the ring .
That ’s ripe , ol’ Slick Willy flog on an apron and step in to meet FLOTUS ’ pumps this class , mark his Clinton Family ’s Chocolate Chip Cookie recipe against Melania Trump ’s partiality - sound Star Cookies ( which are basically just bare sugar cookies in the contour of stars ) . Ironically , the full affair stem from an off-the-cuff comment Hillary herself made back in 1992 about choosing to prosecute her law career when she could have , as she put it , “ abide home and baked cookies and had tea ” ( the nerve ) . conservativist and stay - at - home moms were incensed , Family Circlesaw a marketing chance , and now the Comeback Kid is in the kitchen .
This bizarre little battle of baked good got us think – what if Bill was think to be popping out pastry all along ? What if the Boy from Home should have chosen to appease home with the cookies and the Camellia sinensis ? And what if , inspired by this baking debut , our nation ’s first ever FSOTUS ( FMOTUS ? FGOTUS ? ) resolve to give up his own bakery ? Here are but a few intimate menu items for Bubba ’s forthcoming ( fictional ) bakeshop . Bon appetit , my fellow Americans .
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Bubba’s “No Bake” Brownie Bites
When these brownies were in England , they experimented with bake a metre or two , and they did n’t like it . They did n’t rise and never try it again . Available with or without nuts .
Clinton Family Apple Pie
Bill just cop a bag of these bad boys during his morning jog to McDonald ’s , so you know they ’re blistering , saucy , and plenty sweaty .
Inconvenient Macaroons
Al Gore ’s own creation . Served agency too hot , these Cocos nucifera cookies are first-rate - depressing and smack like turd .
Tipper’sDoing Hot SexMakin' Whoopie Pie
An extra - unclouded , very appropriate , PG - rated snack for the whole family .
Jazzy Jelly Donuts
These are just even jelly doughnut bake in the shape of saxophones that Bill sometimes pretend to play when he consider no one ’s around .
Socks' Black & White Cookies
Miss that guy .
ImPeach Pie
A succulent , much - anticipated fruit Proto-Indo European that is do , denies everything , and is immediately remove from the table .
Oval Office Cream Puffs
Might require supererogatory napkins .
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