A adept friend of mine recently broke up with his longtime girlfriend . Yes , couples have tell for thousands if not one thousand thousand of yr . But in one specially excruciating bit , he detailed how since they broke up at 3 am , she did n’t require to stay the Nox and want to leave immediately .
Being his deplorable but tech - loving self , he books her anUber . And then he move to learn on his iPhone ’s Uber app as the automobile takes her from his place in Brooklyn to her home in the Upper West Side ( 35 minutes ) , knowing that this will be his last interaction with her . Painful ? Weirdly beautiful ? Also , that was a $ 49 Uber !
I was wondering what other cruel elbow room technology has betrayed us military post - breakup . Here ’s a listing I came up with .
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Your ex lastly correct a recurring GCal event for your weekly Friday date night .
figure on Netflix what episode your ex is on for a show you used to watch together .
Your ex-husband requesting $ 75 on Venmo for last month ’s concert .
Your x curb yourPokémon Go gymnasium .
Noticing that your ex unfollowed you on Instagram . And Twitter . And SoundCloud . That ’s down in the mouth . You do n’t even need to listen to my Mary Jane , impeccable euphony gustatory perception ?
However , you notice your ex is still stalk you on LinkedIn .
Having to change your earphone background back to that normal galaxy shit .
Continually seeing your ex-wife on the Old World chat bar on Gmail and Facebook .
Seeing your ex pop up on " suggested supporter " because you unfriended him / her right after breaking up .
Having to add your ex back on Facebook because it ’s start to get really annoying .
find your ex comment " so reliable " on average posts about rotten boyfriends .
Trying to ratify into your ex’sNetflix / Xfinity account . FFFF . The password changed . How are you supposed to watchStranger Things ?
You then realize that you no longer have entree to your ex ’s Amazon Prime write up , either . Life is cruel . Guess you have to walk to CVS now .
change over to Foursquare because Yelp just has all the spot you and your X went to . Just kidding . No one uses Foursquare .
Your 282 - day Snapchat disc with your ex disappears .
Watching your x ’s Snapchat stories and realizing she does n’t watch yours . Ever .
Being taken off your couple collaborative play list on Spotify . Are you kidding ?
SwitchingSpotify to privatebecause you ’ve been heed to " Someone Like You " and " Marvin ’s Room " on repetition .
All the YouTube recommendations on your account are stupid videos of otter holding script that your ex keep sharing with you . You ca n’t get them to go away . Why are they so cunning ?
Your ex ’s friends keep tagging her in Facebook memes and shirtless dudes . It present up at the top of your news feed every clip you lumber in .
Having to delete your ex-wife ’s address on Seamless / Grubhub because it was the default .
alter your Blue Apron meal programme from " Dinners for two " to " Dinners for one . " everlastingly alone …
find your ex-wife on punk and cabbage right to see what happens . You do n’t match . WAHHH .
Ugh , breakup are fell . cheer .
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