The recent rash ofscary buffoon sighting all across Americahas been distressing for both jurisprudence enforcement officials and , believe it or not , the professional clown industry . But it turns out the creepy clown epidemic could prove to be a minute of a boon for the internet porn business , with " goofball porn " search skyrocketing in late weeks , according to anew studyfrom Pornhub . in earnest .
As explained in a SFW Pornhubblog post , clown - relate porno searches on the pop porn site have surged by a whopping 213 % since mid - September and there have been at least 100,000 clown porn search in the last 30 days alone . With numbers like that , " clowning around " is n’t even close to an appropriate euphemism for all the bozos beating their boners out there . Here ’s Pornhub ’s chart showing the atrocious growth :
As you may have guessed , the specific search footing people are using to receive clown pornography do not let down . After " clown porn , " the most democratic search terms include " buffoon girl " and " clown gangbang , " which conduct us to consider there ’s a crowded clown car sex antic out there somewhere . Perhaps most interesting , though , is how searches like " killer goofball , " " scary merry andrew , " and " crazy clown " have transcend the site ’s longterm antic fetish searches like " birthday merry andrew " and " antic fart , " according to Pornhub ’s research . Oh , and woman are 33 % more potential to look for clown porn than men , in case you were wonder .
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Aside from the outbreak of terrifying clown sightings endanger little town across America , previous Pornhub researchsuggests that peopleloveto check out creepy , Halloween - related erotica this sentence of year . Have playfulness out there – and , uh , look out for chilling clowns .
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