There are a few unassailable porno clichés that you have to assume went gone the way of the dodo . Those admit the thick porno mustache , funky guitars operate through a wah - wah foot lever , and the pizza guy tantrum . The opinion that someone really search for porn that start with a guy cable delivering pizza to some lonely char is idiotic , except that it ’s not .
In fact , many one thousand of people are regularly front for that exact thing , according to new datashared by Pornhubfor National Pizza Month . With almost 2,000 videos that arrest " pizza " in the title , the internet site has those cheesy scene users are looking for . According to Pornhub ’s data , searches containing the word pizza pie happen over half a million sentence a month .
The top searches for lover of a floppy slice with their sex ? " Pizza saving , " " bad sausage balloon pizza pie " ( really ? ) , " pizza son , " and " pizza delivery lady friend . " Also ranking for some grounds : " pizza that ass . "
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Pornhub also notes that some of the pizza pie searches are the outcome of a newfangled trend of amateur videos where people surprise actual pizza guy by answer the door naked . ( Which you definitely should n’t be doing . ) Searches believed to be related are " naked pizza pie dare , " " swank pizza guy rope , " and " open door bare pizza . "
Additionally , they note that hot deliveries are a constant front-runner among erotica consumer . Since 2013 , searches involving pizza pie have stay on mostly constant , until of late when there has been a big spike . Pornhub says that the spindle was " likely due to ad promoting a new pizza deliverance picture from a major studio . "
The other trend inside the search data has been the steadfast boost of " pizza pie girl " as a search term , though it still does n’t compare to the classic " pizza male child " search .
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Somehow , it feels as though , anecdotally , lovers of pizza erotica might be older porn lovers who came up in the 70 and cleave with a classic formulation .
However , that ’s completely inaccurate . It appears the multitude looking for pizza pie porn are untried . People aged 18 to 24 are 18 percent more likely to search pornography than any other eld radical and interest appears to dwindle as viewers maturate .
Additionally , pizza smut viewer are for the most part work force . Of course they are . Men who could n’t resist a good sausage punning .
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As common , there are a few interesting tidbits to be sussed out from attend where the searches materialize most often . Leading the charge in the U.S. are the states of Arizona , Utah , Ohio , Vermont , Minnesota , Connecticut , and California . Those with less pursuit in tomato sauce spattered sex activity admit Maine , Oklahoma , North Carolina , Louisiana , and South Carolina .
So , as with many thing , this is a cliché for a reason . Happy National Pizza Month .
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