If there ’s one thing the American public has learned about front - running Republican candidate Donald J. Trump , it ’s that he does n’t tolerate low blowstargeting a mortal ’s biology . So it should come in as no surprisal that Trump respond to Florida Senator / scare quaternary - grader Marco Rubio ’s comment about The Donald ’s allegedly belittled hands by assuring the country that not only are his paw yuge , but , you know what they say about big hands …
Basically , Donald Trump , the likely Republican candidate for Chief Executive of the United States of America , claimed on interior television that he ’s got a big dick . Is this straight ? Do large hands really mean Donald ’s packing passion , and not in a defend - your - 2d - Amendment - right field sort of way ?
What the science says
researcher havetried , over and over , to determine how big everyone ’s dick is , with the noble scientific goal of making you feel inadequate . But in spite of all these studies , urologistDr . Cameron Hillnotes , " There ’s no grounds that hand size of it has any correlation to penis size . " Damn . There wasa Korean studyfrom a few years ago that evoke the proportion of your index - digit length to your ring - fingerbreadth length is a good forecaster of penile length , but even that is about ratio , not overall handwriting size of it . In short , big hands do n’t mean you have a big dick – and , in The Donald ’s defense , small hands do n’t mean you have a small penis , either
Is this a case of “small penis syndrome”?
" It would n’t surprise you to fuck that as urologists we see a significant telephone number of men who are interested about the sizing of their penises , " Dr. Hill lend . " A majority of them have completely normal penial distance . " Again , there ’s some twisted psychology go on here , with world who are obsessed over penis sizing potentially suffering from " little penis syndrome , " which is more about anxiousness than anything else . look at you , Rubio . Researchers do n’t mince words whenthey say , " Concern over the size of the penis , when such concern becomes unreasonable , might present as the ‘ modest penis syndrome ’ , an obsessional reflexion with compulsive checking rite , soundbox dysmorphic disorder , or as part of a psychosis . " You hear that , Rubio and Trump ? PSYCHOSIS .
Where does this leave us on the critical issue of penises and the 2016 election?
Until we have total transparency in the election mental process – when " Where ’s the dick pic ? " becomes the new " Where ’s the birth certificate ? " – all anyone can do is speculate based on what the nominee have claimed . Is Donald Trump a psychotic suffering from small penis syndrome ? There ’s no means to be sure about anything , except that hand have near nothing to do with running the United States .
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