College is a time for experiment , cheap liquor , and try new things … like sexuality in totally random places or with the absolute wrong citizenry . College sexuality is almost always clumsy sex – because bring it on in an elevator or stairwell , while back then just part of drop semester , is something I think we can ( mostly ) concur is pretty awful .
Still , eldritch college sex activity is a religious rite of passing . You ’re out on your own for the first time , cover the ocean of collegial genitals and untied freedom . We appear back on those weird experience with fancy ; and an ever - so - slight feeling of irritation . Here are some of the most rough-cut illustration of ill-chosen college sexcapade . How many of these sound familiar , I wonder ?
Sex with a classmate you’ll have to see for the rest of the semester
It ’s always fun to take an Intro to Art story class , screw your class fellow after a house party , and then be forced to do a group project with that person the undermentioned calendar week . You pretend you do n’t cognise each other , even though you ’ve decidedly seen each other naked ( and it was not as inspiring as theDavid , allow me tell you ) .
Sex with your roommate asleep in the adjacent bed
There is just no avoiding it . When you ’re in a 50sqft elbow room with another person , someone is bond to have gender while the other person is home . Which brings me to …
Accidentally watching your roommate have sex
You will do it . He or she will do it . You must forgive each other and move on . Hopefully these tales of woefulness can be fun stories year down the line … assuming you have n’t traumatise your roomy so severely that you ca n’t be friends after this year .
Sex with your best guy or girl friend
When you go to college , you nose up have really close friends of the same sexuality . And eventually , you wind up having gender with them . It make for an sticky breakfast and peradventure an awkward residual of the year . With some fortune , you could both get over it .
Sex between finals to relieve stress, probably in a classroom/janitor’s closet
During finals , emotion are running haywire . Sex with someone you might not otherwise be into is wholly normal . You ’re hype up on nerves and very little sleep . If it bump in a janitor ’s closet , you get bonus points .
Sex that turns into accidental group sex
The scene : a student residence party where everyone has had too much alcohol . You embark on fooling around with some cutie because you ’ve draw a blank everyone is still present because no one has anywhere else to go . Everyone else kind of starting signal hook up too . # dormlife . Fin .
Sex with the hottie who works at the local liquor store
Townie sexual urge . It happens to the good of us . Sometimes you just get so bored of the same old roid - raging douche kabobs at school and just need to research other terrain . Sure , Eddy from the liquor stock might never get that record deal , but he ’s very well , even with his missing front tooth .
Sex in the dorm elevator
Your roommate is in your room , his roommate is in his way . What else are you theorise to do in a college dorm ? When there is nowhere else to go and you ’re ruttish , the elevator is a definite possibility . Just do n’t get catch by campus security .
Sex in the grimy-ass communal showers
The communal shower we ’re all forced to share are literally vile , but they are often the only viable option when there are so few seat you’re able to be alone . Just tire out flip - bust and godspeed .
Sex with your weed dealer
The guy who sell the weed is not cute and is break a drug carpeting like it ’s the ' 90s , but he has a lot of pot and he does n’t make you pay for it . C’est la vie : you start to care him ( kind of , maybe ) .
Sex with your friend’s friend when you visit them at college
When you go to visit your booster at another college , you are going to be ripe for a casual assemblage . The people at your own shoal can be a drag and sometimes you just need something new . What could perchance go faulty ?
Sex with your high school sweetheart
Ugh . You ’re home on holiday and operate into your x and then thread up having sex with him . He ’s just running an errand ; buying vapor rub for his mom , but no , you go and banged him in the back of his pa ’s place wagon in the parking lot of the CVS . After that , he thinks you ’re back together and you ’re like , " NO , STEVEN . " F - ing Steven .
Sex derived from sheer boredom
Sometimes sex in college is n’t even about liking someone or even being that horny . Sometimes it happen because you literally have nothing else to do and happen to be in the same room alone with someone cute .
Sex with someone living on the same floor
You sleep with someone live on your same hall floor and then they jump showing up to your way at odd hour of the night like that is an OK thing to do . No , thank you .
Sex with the TA
Your TA is the one who is break down to grade your papers for the rest of the twelvemonth , but he ’s also SO hot . So , you kind of hit on him and maybe have sexual practice with him in the handicap stall of the dorm , idk . AWKWARD AF .
Sex with someone who has an off-campus apartment miles away
And then you get to take the walk of life of pity in your high heels across the college green , with smudged - ass makeup and a gargantuan hoodie . Thanks for the drive , Jeremy ! NOT !
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