Every Menu Item at Dick's Drive-In, Ranked

Every city has its quintessential seat for cheap and fast burgers & fries . Seattle just bump to have the BEST piazza in the area for inexpensive and fast burgers & tiddler . If you live outside of the Emerald City , you ’ll in all likelihood debate that fact . But for anyone who has wander down a pavement in Seattle at 2 am after the bar have fill up and feel the gang fight in their stomach , Dick ’s is the shape of everything good in the world , swaddled in a hydrofoil neglige .

The burgers , tike , and shakes on the Dick ’s card are n’t originative or fancy . They are n’t even the highest lineament ( althoughfun fact : they ’re made with confidential information meat , which gives them their distinguishable , delicious flavor . ) What Dick ’s is is consistent . It ’ll always satisfy , and it’llalways be there for you . So we adjudicate to show our perceptiveness for this magical lieu by eating all of the particular on the menu and dutifully order them . What ’d you do today ?

9. Regular hamburger

It ’s just a lamentable hamburger with ketchup and mustard . Do n’t order anyone you put this .

8. Ice cream sundae

We got ours with blistering fudge , although there are a number of other topping you may dictate . The fudge was boneheaded , and quickly got stuck to the roof of our mouth , which is n’t inevitably a regretful thing if you do n’t listen everything else you run through taste like umber . ( Note : we do n’t mind everything we eat up tasting like umber . )

7. Cheeseburger

This is on the dot like the regular hamburger , only with cheese and not as sad . The cheese was melted nicely , though , and on a scale of Velveeta to Camembert , it was atleastSargento .

6. Chocolate shake

Now we get to the 100 % substantial glass cream , paw - dipped milk shakes . The shakes at Dick ’s stand out because they do n’t apply any hokey junk to thicken them . It ’s just glass emollient , Milk River , and flavouring blended together . umber earns itself the small marks of the shakes because it was n’t nearly chocolate - y enough , but it was still udder - ly delicious .

5. Vanilla shake

It ’s delicious , accessible , and you could get this shake if you ’re finger super basic … like Macklemore , Seattle ’s own human vanilla shake !

4. Strawberry shake

We just really love strawberry things . And since this lean is our arbitrary , subjective persuasion , the hemangioma simplex shake ranks higher than the others .

3. Special

Now here ’s where the burgers start begin , well , particular . Loaded with mayonnaise and pickle relish – which is fundamentally Dick ’s version of a “ unavowed sauce ” –this is a serious burger we ’re talking about . However , there ’s no cheese on this one … which is all right , if you ’re lactose intolerant ( or woefully un - American ) .

2. Deluxe

Why is the Deluxe the highest - outrank Warren Earl Burger on this list ? Do we even need to say ? OK , here goes : two squawk patties ; gooey , melting cheese ; boodle ; mayo ; and pickle tang , all for $ 3.10 . There ’s not much in this humanity you’re able to corrupt for so little that will bring so much happiness . This is a burger - lover ’s beefburger .

1. Fries

permit ’s begin with the bad news : ketchup costs $ 0.05 . Not that we ’ve get that out of the way , let ’s gaze straight into the soul of the single best token on the Dick ’s menu . script - thin daily , fry in helianthus rock oil , and dusted softly with salinity , these addictive fries will have you gain for another and another and another . And then order more . We ’re not saying these gilt - delicious , not - too - crunchy - or - floppy , sliced & fried potatoes are made from opiate . But we’renotnot saying that , either .

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