Congratulations , America : You ’ve almost outlast Election Season 2016 . Sure , youstopped having sex entirely . Yougave up porn . You even think“death by meteorite ” is a better option than either candidate . But it ’s finally do to an death . To help you safely get off this sexual abstention - inducing campaign trail , we dug up the answer to every affair you need to bang to draw your vote tomorrow … and then find your way to a good cocktail that can help you forget this election season ever find .
Am I registered?
Do n’t needlessly neutralise your worthful morning time coffee time at the canvass , only to find out you did n’t really think to register . tick your adjustment status in advance . Like , now . gratefully Texas makes it easy : Just check your voter registration online .
If you ’re not register , well , it ’s too late . We ’re meritless you wo n’t get to fag a poser tomorrow that announce you perform your civil duties .
Where is my polling location?
Drop in your elector informationto baulk where to cast your ballot tomorrow .
What do I need to bring to vote?
You have plenty of ID options in Texas : United States Department of State machine driver ’s permit , State Department ID card , military ID placard , election ID certificate , US passport , US citizenship certificate , or commonwealth pistol license . lack any of those , you’re able to sign a statement as to why you do n’t have an ID and instead bring in a utility bill , elector registration certificate , birth security , paystub , government check , or other regime text file with your name on it .
When does my poll open?
If you ’re feeling supernumerary - patriotic , you’re able to cast a vote at 7 am and be inone of Houston ’s good chocolate shopsby 7:17am .
When does my poll close?
If your AM political commitments are circumscribe to rewatchingAlec Baldwin sweep through his Trump impressions , do n’t worry : You have until 7 pm to vote . Grab a beverage afterwards . You deserve it after this election time of year .
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