The person whose pool it is
It seems obvious , but many a party has take place where some newcomer calculate around and buy the farm “ hold back , whose place is this ? ” Give thanks to your innkeeper , people ! There would be no party without them / YOU .
The official DJ
Someone who actually know what the song of the summertime is and not the song of 2003 . How many pool parties have been screak to a halt from the wrong exercise of former ‘ 00 ’s emo ? Far , far too many ( one is too many ) .
The big kid
They ’re never afraid to break out the slip ‘ n ’ swoop or do a round shot . Just watch out for when they switch to bellyflops : like a expectant kid , they take an grownup ’s supervising .
The helper
While everyone else heads directly to the kitty , field day board , or cooler , this hero is restfully assisting the host even though nobody expects a guest to do so . Look for the individual gracefully bowing out of a not bad conversation to launch the cover door unsolicited . Without these mass , society would likely dilapidate .
The weird new significant other
She brought HIM ? What do those two have in common ? He mumbled something about his striation , and now he ’s swimming with his shirt on . Finally , something to gossip about later on !
The person who overdressed
You roll in the hay the one – definitely not in puddle party attire , but also the most likely candidate to get fuddle in at the end of the night ( probably by The Big nestling ) to complaints of a ruined brand new shirt and running physical composition .
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The official pit master
A important party extremity – the cat who make trusted everyone is stocked up on beefburger and dogs until they ’re ready to catch a wink . What just possesses this mortal to play chef for the party is undecipherable , but we ’re not complain . Saint .
The person who can’t swim
There ’s always one cat who never really learned how to swim , which is fun because everyone gets to go , “ You do n’t have a go at it how to WHAT ? ! ? ” incredulously , before trying to teach them , thereby key that their own form is horrible . It ’s one of the few times in lifetime that everyone can bond over someone flailing around in the shallow end .
The splasher
Just kidding , that guy cable ’s not receive .
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Dan Evans/Thrillist
Dan Evans/Thrillist
