The respectable thing about fall in Seattle is … that it ’s not as bad as wintertime . The secondly - best affair about fall is that there ’s so much entertaining stuff to do – from wild dope fete and Halloween company , to popular saloon crawls and bawdy burlesque shows – it can be hard to keep caterpillar track . That is , unless you delay out our list of fall issue below .

Don’t eat apples – drink them

Do something hilariously sketchy

Do the Puyallup

See some ‘cool’ burlesque

Two words: Go sailgating

Start off Oktoberfest with a bang

See music, fashion, and aerialists in the same place

See some crazy motorized stunts

Drink delicious beer on a relaxing farm

Go for a lovely stroll with some zombies

Show everyone how dirty you are…

Eat all of Seattle’s best kalbi beef in one place

See a very legit fashion show

Screw Woodstock – check out ‘Weedstock’

Hit up Oktoberfest in Kirkland

Hit an even BIGGER Oktoberfest in Fremont

Take a freaky ass trip to the morgue

Celebrate Italy’s contributions to the world

Experience a night of WhimSea

Take it (Big) Easy

Drink beer from a giant pumpkin

Take a road trip to very authentic Oktoberfest

Have a Feast at Pike Place Market

Drink beer… at the zoo

Hit Seattle’s freshest beer festival

Learn how bad you are at Legos

Get three courses for $33

Eat with some of Rain City’s best chefs

Go on a giant Halloween pub crawl

See some very NSFW homemade movies

See what a ‘sinister circus’ is all about

Hit a hauntingly good Halloween party

Go running… and dancing?

Walk with even more zombies

Sip on some seasonal ciders

Pleasure your ears with some sexy poetry

Get dressed up. Drink whiskey.

Eat a ton of oysters

Drink like it’s winter

Eat pancakes. Drink booze. See art.

Try 30 food trucks at the same time

Run around Green Lake…

Take someone special to the ballet

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Tough Mudder

Tough Mudder|Tough Mudder

Nitro Circus

Nitro Circus|Mark Watson, Nitro Circus

Pike Place Market

Pike Place Market|f11photo/Shutterstock.com

‘The Nutcracker’

‘The Nutcracker’|Angela Sterling