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Ferrero Rocher chocolate

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Sriracha bottles

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Bottle of orange Cointreau

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Cups of Fage yogurt

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Stella Artois

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Bottle evian on sand

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Godiva truffles

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Glass of cynar

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Hoegaarden beer in cup

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maraschino cherries

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glaceau vitamin water

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ferrero rocher

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