GWAR , an accumulation of immortal Supreme Being banish to dry land by their creator for becoming too powerful , have finally give the cosmos what it deserve : a craft - condense vodka .
The elect chaos warrior , who go the world as a careen band lure unsuspecting human beings to their “ death - rallies , ” are determine to debut Arctic Snow , a quadruple - distilled white potato vodka , at their seventh annualGWAR - BQin Richmond , Virginia , moderate Aug. 19 - 21 .
Thevodkawas created in collaborationism with James River Distillery of Richmond . According to GWAR ’s website , “ Arctic Snow is 80 substantiation and distil four times for the double-dyed balance of spirit and suavity . It become you intoxicated too . ” WhileSupercalldoes not condone drink in any form , it admire GWAR ’s direct communication style , doubtless hone by millennia of persistent interplanetary demolition .
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The so - telephone Scumdogs of the Universe are no unknown to the alcohol market , having worked with local Virginia brewery to make various GWAR beers . In January 2015 , they open up GWARbar in Richmond , featuring a full bar along with “ intellectual nourishment your friend will literally die for , ” including a vegan dish forebode Hail Seitan .
The vodka , identify after GWAR ’s song “ Fury of the Arctic Snow , ” cite a low point in the group ’s past . “ Arctic Snow evokes GWAR ’s account , ” say BalSac the Jaws ‘ o Death , executive galactic chef of GWARbar and the band ’s guitarist . “ When we first arrived on earth we screwed up the planet by destroy the dinosaurs and creating humans . We were punish by being frozen in the ice of Antarctica . ” The monstrous demon aliens were finally revived when a hole in the ozone ( created by overuse of hairspray in the 1980s ) , reserve the sunlight to warming their synagogue .
Mr. the Jaws ‘ o Death take down that this period “ gave GWAR their discernment for strong liquid , since we were ice cubes for so many millions of years . ” He also confirm that Arctic Snow is “ a lying in wait ” and “ part of our plot to demolish the human backwash . ”
To celebrate the debut of their vodka ( and lure thousand to their day of reckoning ) , GWAR partnered with local mixologist Derek Brown to create Crotch Punch , a tiki - esque cocktail featuring vodka , rum , banana liqueur , allspice dram , Ananas comosus , ginger and lime juice . The delightful concoction will be serve at GWAR - BQ , before the ultimate destruction of all in attending .
