I was bind on a dispirited 6 wagon train in NYC , 50 ft underground , holding on to a gallon jug of water I ’d been comport all day . It was the most intense pressure my bladder has ever been under , the unvoiced I ’ve ever had to pee in my intact life . Such is the kidney - popping biography you lead when you are tope meth afterglass after field glass of H2O.
When I accord to toast a congius of water a day , every sidereal day , for a calendar month – or , what is commonly know as the " Water Gallon Challenge " – I anticipate cocksure results : better tegument , more energy , a girthier penis ( I mean , maybe ? ) And I got some of those thing , which is pissed . But it was also way , way of life , way more cumbrous than I ever could have imagined . You like , really have to judge hard to drink a gallon of pee a twenty-four hour period . But I did it anyway , mostly because my fellowship literally paid me to do it , but also , because I wanted to study something along the room . Allow me to exalt my newfound aquatic knowledge to you , dear , probably dehydrated , lector .
Day 1: It begins
I usually do n’t take liquidity by the gal ( except for beer , high - five , dawg ! ) . And I have no idea how many cup are in a gallon because I skip that day in fourth degree to go to SeaWorld . So , I decide the best way to do this is to just get a big dumb jug of water and carry it around with me all day . Which is weird , right ? This is way hard than I expected . I sit myself down at 11:30pm and fully focus on drinking piddle for reach my quota for the twenty-four hour period . It ’s a weird feeling to have to commit body and soul to the purpose of drunkenness - just - to - booze . And I ’m not even getting buzzed !
Day 5: I’m peeing every 20 minutes
I like to drink weewee . I really do . My consistency ( and I ’m take on everyone else ’s ) is 60 % weewee , but no normal person drink in a Imperial gallon of water a day . You have to really try ! I ’m drinking when I am decidedly un - thirsty . I do n’t feel unlike . I just feel really full all the prison term – and I ’m eat less . Plus , I am peeing every 20 minutes . Everyone in the office thinks I have a drug problem because I ’m in and out of the bathroom . It ’s also heavy because , naturally , I come up across non - water beverages I require to drink . I ’ve been two-fold - fisting water and alcohol at bars , which I guess is a good affair ? But again , so much pee .
Day 10: I’ve become… handsomer?
Something is happening . I discover it the most in the morning . usually , I need a cupful of coffee bean ASAP to get my motor a ' runnin ' , but I ’ve been waking up refreshed , and with more energy than normal . Which is nice . I kind of experience better , too ? Maybe it ’s just a placebo outcome though . I think my hair might have an sweet sheen to it now , but I moot myself very good looking in ecumenical so I ’m not certain . It ’s also awkward to bring this gallon of piddle with me everywhere I go . And toast the whole gallon in one solar day is not becoming any easier . I much sleep with the matter under my subdivision for get my required 128 oz in every sidereal day . I do get looks from people , but carry around this congius has made my forearms stronger … I think .
Day 15: I am a ball of energy
I definitely have more energy . For indisputable . I ’m scarce drinking any deep brown anymore , occur down from toast two to three cups per day . When I go running in the evenings , I finger a footling faster . My sleep is more consistent . And this sounds weird , but I feel less blistering . No , really . When I go to sleep my body temp ranges somewhere between 98.6 grade and the surface of the blasted Sunday . This has get away and I do n’t know why . Something else : I now obtain myself incredibly thirsty whenever I ’m not drinking water supply . Like my body has acclimated to my young tiptop - hydrated lifestyle . I might never be the same .
Day 20: People say I’m happier
I do n’t sleep together . peradventure I am ? I did rewatchBeetlejuicetoday , so that might have something to do with it .
Day 25: I’m becoming a better person
I ’m still pass water so much . And it ’s always quartz well-defined like Zima . My lady friend says my skin face clearer and I unquestionably feel like I have more overall energy . It ’s a uncanny thing to say … but I intend I just feelbetter . I require my editor if she thinks my body of work has ameliorate during my period of time of hyper - hydration – she read , " Not noticeably , " which I ’ll take as a business firm " Probably . " It ’s also definitely loose to get the water down ; I ’m no longer struggle to drink . I ’ve adapted to the gallon and now it ’s become part of me . I have callouses on my hand from the jug handle and frankly I feel defenseless without its cool charge plate touch in the curve of my palm . Also , I feel like people prize me more . Just kidding , they do n’t .
Day 30: Free and clear (pee)
The final day of my challenge . I ’m peeing a raft and I ’m thirsty all the meter . I palpate like my granddaddy . But unlike my grandpa , damn , I do experience good . I think drinking a full gallon of piss is a little unreasonable , but I did bring in that I sure had not been booze enough this whole time .
I would in all probability not recommend this exact challenge to anyone , just because it will make your stomach hurt and your friends and family think you have a debilitating drug problem . This is my by all odds un - scientific judgement , but place a quota on the amount of piss someone should tope , in a blanket statement think to govern all people , is ridiculous . If I was alfresco , doing manual Labour , I would need to imbibe more than I do sitting down and writing Internet article .
If I was 400 lb , I ’d need to drink a lot more water than my not-400 lb self . But everyone should drink more water ! It will make you experience better , and the great unwashed will wish you more . Also you could urinate four clock time in eight minute , which is a super - cool political party trick .
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Oh , by the way , I totally peed between subway cars . Do n’t separate de Blasio .
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