away from actual normalcy , there are few thing considered not normal in Miami – like celebrities casually float around in mega yachts , Rick Ross getting fritter away at , DJ Khaled Snapchatting while ride a jet ski into the obscure , andall of these . And with so many celebrities using Miami as their go - to party place , it should come as no surprise that it ’s also where they tend to do something unintelligent … or , you eff , pot of thing .
Diddy and Bruce Willis take boat to VMAs. Confuse nation.
In 2004 , Sean John Combs - turned - tumid - turned - Puff - Daddy - turned - P - Diddy - turned - Diddy showed ( er , sailed ) up at the MTV VMAs on a white racing yacht in a matching suit . With Bruce Willis in towage . Why ? Who cares . Talk about squad destination .
Rick Ross has birthday. Almost dies.
What Rick Ross thought was just a natal day dinner with his girlfriend and friends , actually ferment into that time Da Boss almost died . After celebrating his 37th natal day in 2013 at the 24 - hour diner , The Floridian , he and his girlfriend get in a Rolls - Royce , start driving home , and lose control of the car when an unknown gunman shoot at it ( and the dining compartment ) 10 times . fortunately , no one got hurt , but he did dash his Rolls into a nearby apartment construction , which is the WORST start to a natal day ever .
Miami police arrest Justin Bieber. Earn respect of Bieber haters everywhere.
As a Clarence Shepard Day Jr. that will likely go down as one of Miami - Dade Police Department ’s finest , on January 23rd , 2014 , Justin Bieber was arrest for pull racing down a neighborhood street in Miami Beach . Adding fuel to the fervor , he was under the influence , driving with an expired licence , had a youthful example in the rider seat , contend with the cops , and did it all in a brilliant yellow Lamborghini Gallardo that he rented for $ 260,000 . It ’s still not too recent to say sorry , Biebs .
Diddy goes 0 to 100. Punches Drake at LIV.
When producer Boi-1da write “ 0 to 100 / The Catch Up ” in 2014 , he gave it to Diddy and Drake to tape together . Well , Diddy essentially did nothing for eight months , so Drake run low and made it his own track . And then father two Grammy nominating speech for it ( which we can only assume he gave out on his Instagram ) . Diddy saw Drizzy for the first time after that at LIV and go to plug him as he felt disrespected . Diddy is basically the Rodney Dangerfield of rap .
Kanye defends Kim’s honor. Socks paparazzi.
paparazzo haunt Kimye and entertain the rest of us with the item of their secret life is pretty common . But then there was that time in October 2012 when Kanye punch one of them at Prime 112 because she started harass Kim about x - married man Reggie Bush , and we all decide to pay aid . In Kanye ’s defense , he subsequently “ became a better individual ” and hugged it out with her publicly . Whether or not he ’s currently writing a rap vocal about how he made her famous remains to be seen .
DJ Khaled rides a Jet Ski. Gets lost.
If you ’re going to have a casual dinner at Rick Ross ’ oceanfront mansion , it only makes sense that you arrive on your jet ski . What make less sentience is not knowing where you are , essay to allow on say jet ski in the dark , and then Snapchatting all of America about it to help find your way home . gratefully , DJ Khaled made it home that night and continues to furiously yell on other mass ’s tracks .
Kourtney Kardashian takes a paint class. Makes out with woman.
During filming forKourtney and Khloe Take Miamiin 2009 , Kourtney Kardashian went to art division ( ? ) , met singer - actress Jackie Cruz ( or “ Flaca , ” fromOrange Is The New Black ) , took her club , and then made out with her to make Scott Disick jealous . As we all do when we decide to take a paint class .
Female rapper Trina goes to Kendall. Fights man.
When the ego - extol “ baddest cunt in Miami ” get to a prevention in Kendall on a Sunday , you know things are about to get uncanny . In 2016 , Trina have into an altercation with an “ boisterous guy rope on her political party bus . ” After kick him off , he hold up to grab her … and then ran away for his spirit when Trina attack back because who the hell messes with Trina ? ! ? ! ? !
Shannon Briggs takes Wladimir Klitschko’s pizza. Get’s covered in water.
take down to self : do n’t take heavyweight virtuoso Wladimir Klitschko ’s pizza . Fellow boxer and upcoming opponent , Shannon Briggs , learned this the hard way when he showed up uninvited to an Italian restaurant where Klitschko was get dejeuner . Briggs sat down , and literally grabbed Klitschko ’s food off his plate . While Briggs carry on to taunt him , Klitschko hold back it cool . That is , until he poured a glass of water supply , threw it at Briggs ’ face , and won more respect than he ever did in a pugilism ring .
Cops go to Lil Wayne’s mansion. Take $2M worth of stuff.
evidently Lil Wayne missed the memo that says when you prescribe a private airplane , you have to pay for it . dazed fine print ! So when he refused to pay up the $ 1 million he owed , a justice ruled that he had to pay that , $ 800 K in late fee , and almost $ 200 kB in lawyer fees . When he refused to pay THAT , Mrs. Officer went “ wee oh wee oh wee ” all the way of life to his Miami mansion house and took $ 2 million of Weezy ’s personal asset to pay it off .
Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland sing karaoke. Heads explode.
The only thing better than belt Beyoncé on karaoke night is … doing that exact same thing with Queen B herself . Cue the magical night at Sing Sing Karaoke on South Beach , circa January 2014 , when Beyoncé , Jay - Z , and Kelly Rowland showed up out of the Amytal , see two girl spill the beans to Beyoncé’sParty , and Kelly and the Queen join in . Then Beyoncé photo - bomb their friend who was go through out on a nearby bench and overleap the whole thing . That champion credibly still hates herself .
NFL wife forgets she doesn’t play football. Head-butts cop.
While Miami Dolphins musician Brent Grimes was in the locker room doing God - knows - what , his married woman , Miko , was busy adhere her head where it should n’t be – quite literally . patently , the hotshot wife seek to go into a restricted area after cops told her not to , which resulted in fighting , her head - butting cops ( plural form ) , and then her being pinned to the ground and catch . Not amazingly , that ’s probably the most exciting thing to happen at a Dolphins biz in decades .
Solange Knowles wields inflatable banana. Cops get involved.
In 2011 , when Beyoncé ’s footling sis tried to get into Cameo nightclub with a 5 ft , inflatable banana and was told NOPE , she get furious and commence calling everyone racists . To try out tranquillise her down , Miami Beach police officer pulled her aside , but when she did not calm down , a officer allegedly displume out a tongue and threaten to pop her yellow wingman . Solange by and by lead on a Twitter rampage to say the whole world about it because … no one assign banana tree in a niche .
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Jennifer Agressis a Miami - based author who is now in the market for a 5 ft , inflatable banana tree .
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