For all intents and distractions , thepreviously unnamed Ken Bonewon the 2d presidential debate . While Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gnash their teeth at one another about personal and insurance policy issues , the crimson - sweatered man from southerly Illinois hijack the broadcast and the internet ’s care – just by being a dad - like eccentric from the Midwest .
Now , of course , he ’s being offered $ 100,000 to do porn .
In a alphabetic character officially addressed to Mr. Bone , the pornography land site CamSoda offer a $ 100,000 premium , along with 25 bemuse - away Cam , for Bone to participate in an hour - long , live program . If nothing else , it ’s a well timed fling . And a shameless one at that . But it ’s a porn site … you were expect moral sense ?
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If you ca n’t see the engraft figure of speech , it reads as follows:—Dear Mr. Kenneth Bone ,
I go for this missive finds you well . During last night ’s debate you captivated the globe with your inquiry about energy , your red slipover , and quite honestly , just you being you . While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker , we were especially overwrought that your questions did n’t recieve the appropriate attending it deserved .
With that being say , I would wish to officially extend an offering for you to take part in a live show spread from our platform , CamSoda.com , to our 1000000 of fans . The show can ply to your specificity but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell / show us what you ’re all about . In rejoinder for your participation in a lively , hour long broadcast via our site , we will yield you $ 100,000 and provide you with 25 throw - away photographic camera to use at your disposal . Who love , perchance you ’ll make up one’s mind to announce you ’re run for President .
Camsoda
And do n’t fret , we ’re pros at this stuff . CamSoda is a leading adult entertainment webcam platform and has a fully functioning unrecorded streaming cam house where poser share their lives with the respite of the Earth . We latterly launched the first ever live - flow vritural reality experience to overwhelming success .
We truly treasure your considerateness of our offering and look forward to the possibility of working together soon . In the interim , please finger free to check out CamSoda.com for more point .
good esteem ,
Daron LundeenPresident—
It goes without saying that porn studio will make video about just about anything – take theTrump / Clinton pornparody , or even the recentTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn . Somehow , now , Rule 34 even apply to break news program . One sidereal day , we ’ll probably live in a creation where the porn about something exists even before that very affair has been invented .
Until then , have ’s just all jibe on one thing : we do n’t want to see Ken Bone mug up on camera .
And just for measure , here ’s Thrillist ’s own Dave Infante ( not Ken Bone ) dress as Ken Bone , read Ken Bone tweets , because he rather looks like Ken Bone .
