The perfect donut is like a haiku . Its beauty lies in chasteness . Its rounded in its balance . And , it ’s easily consumable .
So when I was tax with order everything usable on Krispy Kreme ’s big roster of glass ( and occasionally unglazed ) delicacy , I believe the only data format worthy was and still is the haiku .
You might disagreeSorry , I do n’t reallyIt ’s my article
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
24. Pumpkin spice cake
Of course it ’s a thingWhy would n’t it be a thing?Please make it hold on . honey oil ?
23. Apple fritter
Are fritters donuts?Does it weigh anyway?Still , does n’t taste ripe
22. Dulce De Leche
The word " caramel?“Three syllable , or two ? Hm . Really weigh here .
21. Glazed raspberry filled
Not a fan of fruitEspecially in donutsThis one is just ' aight
20. Glazed blueberry cake
So , this resemblesA NASA lunar photoNot a great feeling , right ?
19. Powdered lemon filled
Have you taste Pledge?Rightfully so , most have notTry this , and know why
18. Glazed with Kreme filling
Hm , a glass over donut?Oh wait ? Is there more inside?Hello , nice surprise !
17. Traditional cake
Simplicity ’s niceThis one ’s a small bland , thoughNeed something sweeter
16. Powdered cake
Oh , well , here it isIt ’s sweeter , definitelyThanks , powdered sugar
15. Cinnamon bun
So fat , savoryJust like grandmother used to make!Only this time , bad
14. Glazed chocolate cake
Cacao overloadToo much chocolate , for mePlease dial it back , bro
13. Chocolate iced cake
So , ultimatelyThis is still a " bar " donutThis , I hold against
12. Chocolate custard
The chocolate stuffA tad too overwhelmingI bid it was n’t
11. Chocolate glazed donut
With glaze and icingYou get the best of both worldsBut still , notthebest
10. Powdered strawberry Kreme
Mad light and fluffySpells " Kreme " in a way-out wayWait , now I get it
9. Cinnamon twist
It ’s a figure eightBut , you hump , you’re able to itThough , it spend a penny a mess
8. Glazed cruller
What is a cruller?Excellent question , my friendDon’t be intimate , but it ’s dear
7. Mini original glazed
Just like phone number oneExcept much , much , much smallerWhoops , looter alarm
6. Glazed lemon filled
The summit , filling - wiseComplements the donut wellThis is a good intermixture
5. Strawberry frosted
The frosting is strongHomer Simpson ’s favoriteBetter than Dunkin '
4. Maple
Lumberjack specialA true appreciation of the Great NorthCanadian flare
3. Cinnamon sugar
Not too gratifying , un - glazedThis is a restrained ’s favFuck off , Cinnabon
2. Chocolate iced glazed with sprinkles
Chocolate icingWith crunchy – not soft – sprinklesAlmost first , but not
1. Original glazed
Sometimes the best thingsCan be the simplest thingsHere ’s an example
Sign up herefor our daily Thrillist email , and get your kettle of fish of the skilful in solid food / drunkenness / play .
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
Cole Saladino/Thrillist
