Earlier today , HBO relinquish yet another trailer for the upcoming season ofGame of Thrones , the well show ask dragons that has ever been create . ( Sorry , Kukla , Fran & Ollie . ) keep an eye on the unexampled Season 6 dawdler above and then require yourself , What the hell did I just watch?Because it ’s kind of a lot to process . And then understand on – let ’s snoop this mysterious laggard together !

Ghost lives!

Yes , the direwolf ’s fate had already been revealed by a clip thatactor Liam Cunninghambrought with him toa recentConanappearance . But   it ’s good to see Jon Snow ’s furry pal again in an formally released lagger , sincethe first one HBO gave usseemed to show the direwolf ’s inert white-hot carcass lie next to his master key ’s inert white carcase . It remains to be seen whether or not the serial will address the batshit stupid " Jon Snow wholly warged into Ghost " theory .

Jaime vs. the High Sparrow

This encounter is guaranteed to be upright thanBatman v. Superman , and there are only three hands involved .   The High Sparrow : " You would spill pedigree in this holy property ? " Jaime : " The Gods wo n’t mind . They spill more line than the relaxation of us combined . " It ’s shortly .

Mopey Melisandre mopes a lot

The first episode , which was screened atthe prescribed premiere last night in Hollywood , is titled " The Red Woman . " Cheer up , sad Melisandre – it ’s your fourth dimension to shine ! Or perhaps die ? Who knows what the deed really means ? ( No one seems to – and think me , I ’ve checked . )

Drogon-cam is the best cam

Something tells me that tonight ’s menu at Ye Olde Essos Pub will let in scorched Dothraki .

So, Bran is a tree now?

This injection would appear to show the paralyzed Stark boyassimilating with a tree . ( Yes , I just typecast that . ) Or peradventure it ’s just Bran actualize that he could have had a V-8 .

Meanwhile , there is decidely no Hodor in this trailer . But , hey , at least the actor who toy him waslooking awesomeat the premierelast night .

Arya gets smacked

Hard .

Arya is basically Glass Joe

From Nintendo ’s Punch - Out .

Dany gets humiliated

But you have sex what ? The Targaryen formerly known as Khaleesi does n’t seem to be peculiarly worried .

Jaqen H’ghar is kind of a downer

" The girl has been pass on a second chance . There will not be a third . " Thanks , meaner Mr. Miyagi .

Sansa is going to rip some shit up this season

" All I think about is what ’s learn from me . " switch off to …

That horny old goat Walder Frey!

Does Sansa ’s portentious voice - over imply that the smirk Red Wedding engineer ’s return to the show will be abbreviated ?

Returning to the scene of a particularly bloody crime

Look at all those chuckling Freys .

Littlefinger getting all Littlefinger-y

Petyr Baelish suffer all Petyr Baelish - y. In the snow-white woods . Near Winterfell , maybe ?

Greyscale is bad for you

And Jorah Mormont knows it .

Weeping Margaery

But who is she cradling ? Loras ? Will no one stop the High Sparrow and let these two get back to their lavish upper - insolence living ? Jaime ?

Love is a battlefield

So is this distant locating , where , presumably , the Boltons and their Flayed Men will feather off once and for all with the northerners who presume to still react them . Will a resurrected Jon Snow be there ?

The Spider shudders

Varys does n’t often look sincerely disgusted . But he does in this quick shooting that obtain him talking to a mystic woman .

Holy Red Women, Batman!

This is the woman Varys is escort talking to . Is this doppelgänger Melisandre ?

Seriously, is that Melisandre?

OK , stupid hypothesis : maybe the Melisandre in Westeros ritual killing herself in parliamentary procedure to raise Jon , and then is herself reborn ( quickly ) in this steps - descend char ?

This is Cersei acting motherly

Cersei voice - over : " Show them what Lannisters are . What we do to our enemy . " Poor Tommen .

See Jaime stop Sparrows on the sept steps

Not only is it a tongue - cruller , it ’s a possible end to the tedious High Sparrow plotline !

Someone gets stabbed

In the gut !

The Night’s King is a bad-ass

Voice - over Davos is say : " The real war is between the aliveness and the dead . And make no misunderstanding , the dead are come . " In other words , the Four Horsemen of the Snowpocalypse are maneuver south , and it ’s not going to be good for anyone .

The Four Horsemen of the Snowpocalypse are bad-ass

Also : those horse are the scariest part of this screengrab .

Wait, white walkers aren’t scared of fire?

This does n’t bode well . Even for dragons .

Sam and Gilly, doing their thing

As George Constanza once said , " The sea was angry that day , my protagonist … " remark how fleeceable Sam ’s wait around the gills . And whoa – I just waste my own brain : what if Gilly is named Gilly because she ’s a mermaid ! ?

Yara has a kissy-face

Theon ’s sister gets cozy with a mystery fair sex ( note the strand around her neck ) .

Theon has a cryface

Will this become the Modern Michael Jordan crying ?

Three-Eyed Raven in the house

In December , he turned up as Lor San Tekka inStar war : The Force Awakens . Now , the 87 - year - old ( ! ) takes over as the Three - Eyed Raven onGame of Thrones . This has been a good six month for thespian Max von Sydow .

Ramsay: still the worst

I think , gravely , look at him .

Dead man crawling

This is the only dead reckoning we see of an luckless Sparrow whose psyche is about to be vanquish in , most likely by the Zombie Mountain That ride .

It’s the Boltons vs. the Wildlings

And both incline still have pelt in the secret plan . But require yourself : why would the Wildlings bother to fight the Boltons ? Who is likely the only individual , live or seemingly beat , who might be able to convert them to do something like that ?

Podrick gets choked

unresolved letter to Benioff and Weiss : Please do n’t drink down Podrick . give thanks you .

A giant kicks in a door

Knock whang .

Who ’s there ?

Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun .

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Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun who ?

Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is inside your house .

Things are looking up for Meera

Or are they ? It all depends on what terrifying thing is above her .

“Dragons do not do well in captivity”

saucy language from Tyrion , who then foolishly ventures into the dragon dungeon with a flannel mullein . Viserion and Rhaegal do n’t seem very entertained !

Tyrion, you’re fired!

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