Earlier today , HBO relinquish yet another trailer for the upcoming season ofGame of Thrones , the well show ask dragons that has ever been create . ( Sorry , Kukla , Fran & Ollie . ) keep an eye on the unexampled Season 6 dawdler above and then require yourself , What the hell did I just watch?Because it ’s kind of a lot to process . And then understand on – let ’s snoop this mysterious laggard together !
Ghost lives!
Yes , the direwolf ’s fate had already been revealed by a clip thatactor Liam Cunninghambrought with him toa recentConanappearance . But it ’s good to see Jon Snow ’s furry pal again in an formally released lagger , sincethe first one HBO gave usseemed to show the direwolf ’s inert white-hot carcass lie next to his master key ’s inert white carcase . It remains to be seen whether or not the serial will address the batshit stupid " Jon Snow wholly warged into Ghost " theory .
Jaime vs. the High Sparrow
This encounter is guaranteed to be upright thanBatman v. Superman , and there are only three hands involved . The High Sparrow : " You would spill pedigree in this holy property ? " Jaime : " The Gods wo n’t mind . They spill more line than the relaxation of us combined . " It ’s shortly .
Mopey Melisandre mopes a lot
The first episode , which was screened atthe prescribed premiere last night in Hollywood , is titled " The Red Woman . " Cheer up , sad Melisandre – it ’s your fourth dimension to shine ! Or perhaps die ? Who knows what the deed really means ? ( No one seems to – and think me , I ’ve checked . )
Drogon-cam is the best cam
Something tells me that tonight ’s menu at Ye Olde Essos Pub will let in scorched Dothraki .
So, Bran is a tree now?
This injection would appear to show the paralyzed Stark boyassimilating with a tree . ( Yes , I just typecast that . ) Or peradventure it ’s just Bran actualize that he could have had a V-8 .
Meanwhile , there is decidely no Hodor in this trailer . But , hey , at least the actor who toy him waslooking awesomeat the premierelast night .
Arya gets smacked
Hard .
Arya is basically Glass Joe
From Nintendo ’s Punch - Out .
Dany gets humiliated
But you have sex what ? The Targaryen formerly known as Khaleesi does n’t seem to be peculiarly worried .
Jaqen H’ghar is kind of a downer
" The girl has been pass on a second chance . There will not be a third . " Thanks , meaner Mr. Miyagi .
Sansa is going to rip some shit up this season
" All I think about is what ’s learn from me . " switch off to …
That horny old goat Walder Frey!
Does Sansa ’s portentious voice - over imply that the smirk Red Wedding engineer ’s return to the show will be abbreviated ?
Returning to the scene of a particularly bloody crime
Look at all those chuckling Freys .
Littlefinger getting all Littlefinger-y
Petyr Baelish suffer all Petyr Baelish - y. In the snow-white woods . Near Winterfell , maybe ?
Greyscale is bad for you
And Jorah Mormont knows it .
Weeping Margaery
But who is she cradling ? Loras ? Will no one stop the High Sparrow and let these two get back to their lavish upper - insolence living ? Jaime ?
Love is a battlefield
So is this distant locating , where , presumably , the Boltons and their Flayed Men will feather off once and for all with the northerners who presume to still react them . Will a resurrected Jon Snow be there ?
The Spider shudders
Varys does n’t often look sincerely disgusted . But he does in this quick shooting that obtain him talking to a mystic woman .
Holy Red Women, Batman!
This is the woman Varys is escort talking to . Is this doppelgänger Melisandre ?
Seriously, is that Melisandre?
OK , stupid hypothesis : maybe the Melisandre in Westeros ritual killing herself in parliamentary procedure to raise Jon , and then is herself reborn ( quickly ) in this steps - descend char ?
This is Cersei acting motherly
Cersei voice - over : " Show them what Lannisters are . What we do to our enemy . " Poor Tommen .
See Jaime stop Sparrows on the sept steps
Not only is it a tongue - cruller , it ’s a possible end to the tedious High Sparrow plotline !
Someone gets stabbed
In the gut !
The Night’s King is a bad-ass
Voice - over Davos is say : " The real war is between the aliveness and the dead . And make no misunderstanding , the dead are come . " In other words , the Four Horsemen of the Snowpocalypse are maneuver south , and it ’s not going to be good for anyone .
The Four Horsemen of the Snowpocalypse are bad-ass
Also : those horse are the scariest part of this screengrab .
Wait, white walkers aren’t scared of fire?
This does n’t bode well . Even for dragons .
Sam and Gilly, doing their thing
As George Constanza once said , " The sea was angry that day , my protagonist … " remark how fleeceable Sam ’s wait around the gills . And whoa – I just waste my own brain : what if Gilly is named Gilly because she ’s a mermaid ! ?
Yara has a kissy-face
Theon ’s sister gets cozy with a mystery fair sex ( note the strand around her neck ) .
Theon has a cryface
Will this become the Modern Michael Jordan crying ?
Three-Eyed Raven in the house
In December , he turned up as Lor San Tekka inStar war : The Force Awakens . Now , the 87 - year - old ( ! ) takes over as the Three - Eyed Raven onGame of Thrones . This has been a good six month for thespian Max von Sydow .
Ramsay: still the worst
I think , gravely , look at him .
Dead man crawling
This is the only dead reckoning we see of an luckless Sparrow whose psyche is about to be vanquish in , most likely by the Zombie Mountain That ride .
It’s the Boltons vs. the Wildlings
And both incline still have pelt in the secret plan . But require yourself : why would the Wildlings bother to fight the Boltons ? Who is likely the only individual , live or seemingly beat , who might be able to convert them to do something like that ?
Podrick gets choked
unresolved letter to Benioff and Weiss : Please do n’t drink down Podrick . give thanks you .
A giant kicks in a door
Knock whang .
Who ’s there ?
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun .
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Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun who ?
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is inside your house .
Things are looking up for Meera
Or are they ? It all depends on what terrifying thing is above her .
“Dragons do not do well in captivity”
saucy language from Tyrion , who then foolishly ventures into the dragon dungeon with a flannel mullein . Viserion and Rhaegal do n’t seem very entertained !
Tyrion, you’re fired!
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