As a man with a flaccid spotlight for the fairer gender , I can honestly say I ’ve never been to an all - male strip club and have only a handful of experiences at club with distaff dancers .
I ’ve heard lots of stories about male strip clubs , though – tales ranging from nun - same pureness to out - and - out debauchery . As such , I was a bit curious to find what these position are really like . So I reached out to Scott Layne Wiseman , possessor , founder , and chief operating officer ofThe Hollywood Men . His strip club was the inspiration forMagic Mike , a movie he call a " biz - record changer " for the profession .
Benefits ofMagic Mike’spopularity aside – " We have been sell out every night since the release " – Wiseman says the pic ’s depiction of male strippers and their female client was a act off the mark . So we go after down 10 exotic terpsichorean working at various venues across the country and ask them to share their most outrageous level of the industry .
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Things have a tendency to get… animalistic
" While go through my routine , a fille was so nervous , when I picked her up to do a conjuration , she peed all over me . “– GQ , HunkOMania
" During one of our Vegas show , I was open a girl a circle dance and straddling her . When I stood up , three of her supporter run behind me and tightly held my helping hand behind my back , while the girl I was straddling start rend my bloomers down , licking me , and trying to mop up out my piece . I looked over at Simon ( another stripper ) , who then come to the delivery and took care of the girls . While the tension was released , there was no glad termination . " – Chad , Aussie Hunks
" In Melbourne one nighttime , [ the golf club ] was the biggest redneck space I had ever seen . I record up and 30 guys were out front with gray mullet , pass on me death stares . When I got at heart , there sat these guys ’ 30 girlfriends in the political party manor hall , and they all went demented . When the show finished … the girls had to pussyfoot me out the side door as the boyfriends were block off the master entering , trapping us inside . At the 2d show [ that same dark ] , the girl submit my bags and would n’t lease me leave . They want me to take off more of my clothes and do ‘ additional services . ’ For the last show of the even , the girls were receive such a great sentence that they need to offer some private oral discussion while I was assay to collect the John Cash and survey proper ' stripper communications protocol . ' " –Adam , Aussie Hunks
There’s a lot of money to be made
" I was working Friday night and a woman come up for a live - seat lap dance and was tipping me $ 20 bills every 15 seconds for the whole entire song . Needless to say , I made a mickle of cash that evening . “– Paolo , The Hollywood Men
Like any performance, there are set (and wardrobe) malfunctions
" At a show in Sydney , I did n’t translate why everyone was pep up so loud , and then when I made it backstage , all the boys were laugh on the floor . One of them kindly indicate out my press malfunction . Because I had to deepen so tight after the chess opening , I ’d accidentally put my G - string on backward and my left-hand crank was hanging out the total routine .
" On another night in the very first routine , we were standing on the tables , and to get off I had to rise over a little girl . To check that I did n’t hit the fille , I jump too high and did n’t see the brand beam coming which knocked me out cold . The son came and picked me up . “– Benny , Aussie Hunks
" We do this turn where a womanhood sits in a chair and five of us guy wire descend out and perform a solo . Well , I came out first , and as I was being all seductive with her and went down to my genu , I put my hired man on the back of her hair , and when I went to pull her head back her wigging come in good order off . I matt-up so bad , the crowd was laughing so heavily .
" Since I was the first guy and therefore did n’t have time to tell any of the guys what go on , I just put the wig back on her principal and go to my spot . So here comes the next two guys and they were being all sexy with her and one of the cat did the same thing I did and guess what ? Off goes the wigging . Again ! inadequate lady , I hope she was n’t damaged by any of that dark . “– Sarge Logan , The Hollywood Men
When I picked her up to perform a trick , she wee-wee all over me .
The audience can be unpredictable
" I once had a girl wish last upon me because I was n’t a vegetarian . How this come up in conversation , I ’m not quite indisputable . “– EJ , HunkOMania
" During the photo shoot at the end of the night , two girls came on stagecoach to take a word-painting with the guy cable and one took off her dress off – no panties . She was au naturel . And I thought we were the strippers!"– Jay , HunkOMania
Sometimes, the police get involved
" Once our show was done , a group of girls leave alone using a limo service , and one lay claim she left her phone in the social club . The driver looped around to descend back and he got out to grab her phone . While he was inside , this girlfriend climbed into the driver seat , stole the limo , and run short on a dead - lived chase with the cops until she eventually crashed . “– Matt , HunkOMania
" A law military officer came walk through the guild and the host , joking , holler on the mic that he was the next human action , so the girls chased after him – a lawful law officer on duty – with dollar bills . “– Casey , HunkOMania
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