This get unpleasant pretty fast . Claus Jørstad , a 45 - yr - old mankind in Norway , has no fellow feeling for how difficult a time you had cast together that Ikea couch . He ’s had amuchworse time with Ikea furniture this workweek .
Jørstad got a orchis stuck in the small holes on the seat of the company ’s Marius chair . He does n’t appear to feel too chagrined about the billet either , as he decide to complain publicly about the incident on the Ikea Norway Facebook pageboy .
According to a interlingual rendition fromThe Daily Dot , Jørstad say he was give himself a clean on the chairman in the cascade when he noticed bathtub meter had gone in the south . He was stuck , he secernate Ikea , refer to his genitals as the " skipper and two boatmen . "
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" Sitting there and noticing the accident , " Jørstad writes , " I bent down to see what the f*ck happen , I realized the little nutter has got stick . The water turned cold by itself . So I started freezing . The water amaze cold-blooded . Even more cold than my mother - in - law ’s smile when I marry her daughter , " said Jørstad .
It appears the steamy exhibitor causedthingsto expand , and once the water go moth-eaten , nature set course and despite an elevated heart rate for a couple of minutes , Jørstad would seem to be no worsened for the wear .
Not without a gumption of humour , Ikea Norway respond , " Hey Claus . We recommend that you take the fecal matter out of the exhibitioner … if you choose to keep it in the exhibitor , make certain you are well spruced up for your next sea excursion . "
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Jørstad answer with a picture of the muddle covered with what he term a " weinermonkey . " Necessity and design and all that .
He subsequently post a photo of the feces elsewhere in the house with a rather phallic cactus on it and ask if the stool came in yellow . The cactus did not seem to be having any payoff keep itself barren of the potty ’s holes despite the absence seizure of Jørstad ’s weinermonkey .
Screengrab Facebook | Ikea Norge
Screengrab Facebook | Ikea Norge
