Hey bro , whatcha drinking ? Is that the Modern single - hop one - off that got a 100 on BeerAdvocate ? Shit ’s fuddled . Last twelvemonth ’s was better , but whatever . perchance it was the harvest home . My bro Brent says there was something off with the Ph Libra of the soil . Dude went to Iowa , and that ’s like , all farm , so he probably know his diddly-squat . Oh , sorry , we have n’t met . I ’m the Beer Bro . mayhap you ’ve see me around . I kind of nonplus out around here a little , do n’t I ? I did n’t have time to change out of my suit after employment in the Financial District , and I wanted to get in good order here because today was brutal . Like , mad brutal . So I came directly to myfavorite beer saloon . You know how it is , holmes . Got ta get my hop on .

You ’ve likely been seeing me more and more , too . I notice when you peered out from behind your tulip and stroke your whiskers just because I asked the bartender at the beer bar if he could put on the State game the other Clarence Shepard Day Jr. . Apparently , they do n’t have a TV here and I had to watch out it on my iPhone . They do n’t even have Wi - Fi , either , so my data rate were like " whoa . " But whatever , man , it was a blowout . Sorry I was yelling so much . That pat takeover was tight though . I sometimes get my bros here too . It ’s kind of a compromise , since I always go with them over to Sluggers for game , but they do n’t even clean their tap that often , so you have to go with bottles . You have sex how many nursing bottle it takes to take a pitcher ? A bunch . But whatever . Sometimes , it ’s bros before gose . They ’re proficient guy wire , and they ’ll come here with me sometimes . They get all stoked because they have beers that’re , like , 12 % , which really make the chug - offs epic . Me , I ’ll stick with mysesh IPA . They say I ’m a wuss , but whatever .

Yo , you cellar , brah ? I ’m looking to make a trade . Or hell , I ’ll just give you John Cash if you ’ve got a Hunahpu I can buy off you . I flew down to Florida for a beach party and frisson sesh a couple months ago and obtain an allotment of it , but I bang that shit aright aside because shit , that mother fucker ’s so good . And it ’s not like they ’re gon na have good dirt like that on a flight , so I had to get my pre - flight on , ya know ? I do n’t even know why they call that shit first class with those charge plate cups . But it ’d front fast next to the 2013 KBS I got online last month . Reeeeal tight . Oh , dude ? Are you move to Pliny day this class ? My friend has a condominium in Santa Rosa , so we ’re gon na displume it up inSan Franthen lead up there . You should amount !

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Yo , where are all the lady friend at here ? This place is always such a sausage fest . My lady friend Rachel wo n’t come here with me usually because the bartender would n’t wait on her a vodka cran . I ’m like , " drink lambic , babe , " but she ’s an idiot . But she ’s cool . She might still dangle by . She ’s with her weird friend with the glasses , and she ’s into the crafty stuff . One time at a Dave show I saw her pound like five smoked porters in my company ’s retinue . You might wish her . I ’ll precede you . Oh , do they put oranges in the beer here , bro ? Because if Rachel gets here , you could trick her into boozing straw beer if there ’s an orange .

Hey , am I bugging you ? Because you ’re rolling your eyes a deal . reckon , I get it . This is your little craft beer man , and me seethe in looking all locoweed and dickhead probably disrupts it . We mouth a different oral communication , do n’t we ? And you wait that because I ’m well off and put together that I believably only drink in easy beer . Well guess what , brah ? Connoisseurship add up in all physical body and sizes , and it ’s not yours and yours alone . Craft beer is everywhere , and I do n’t need a neckbeard to revel it . It ’s for everybody . I ’m sorry if I have decent gustation and the money to put up going to my favorite breweries or collect uncommon shit that you just stargaze about while you write inspection on RateBeer . Just because I do n’t bet like you and sometimes get laid ( pssssht … " sometimes " ) does n’t mean I ca n’t also love great beer , or amount to these dope spots to enjoy it . absorption , bro . Look it up . It ’s a negative . case - O , amiright?I’m not going anywhere . And you ’re going to be seeing more and more people just like me . Because , face it , we ’re part of the reason that craft beer is blow up like it is , just as much as you are . And as it spread , we ’re gon na just keep come and number . So , like , just be my friend , bro . Otherwise , we ’re gon na have a –HEY RACHEL!Sorry , bro . Rach indicate up . This round of drinks ’s on me . RACHEL , OVER HERE ! COME MEET MY young HOMIE.No , you ’re good ? Alright gentleman’s gentleman . I ’ll see you soon . And often . Sincerely , A Craft Beer Bro

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