For stoners in Ohio , finding dope - drizzled french fries in a pocketbook of Wendy ’s is an untoward miracle . For kindergarten - age children though , it is n’t exactly a joyous occasion – it ’s more akin to literally run through grass .
We ’re not merely speaking in hypothetical here : A female parent in suburban Ohio recently lash out at Wendy ’s on Facebook , lambasting the flying intellectual nourishment chain after her 4 - year - onetime daughter noticed her french fries were harden with marijuana . There were also remnants of rolled papers lingering in the mix , breaching the watershed between child ’s food and eatable narcotics .
Needles to say , Dezeray Risner was not pleased :
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consort tolocal news report , Risner ’s daughter hesitantly chewed her nutrient before calling the fries “ loathsome ” and spitting then into her female parent ’s mitt . Risner directly charge back into the Wendy ’s eating house , asking if anyone handle food was a nefarious pothead seeking to envenom kid with THC . ( The Wendy ’s manager answer in the negative , although two employees did squeal to smoking the reefer ) .
Like any serious Mom would do , Risner file away a police news report , and Wendy ’s come out a statement clarify its stance on scattering dope nugget on french youngster :
“ Please know all of our customer as well as the timbre and integrity of our food are a top priority at Wendy ’s and we are demand this very seriously . We are currently conducting a thorough internal probe and the Human Resource and Legal department are both fully cooperating with police in their investigation . We will get to the bottom of this military issue as shortly as potential . It is as important to us as it is to the biotic community . ”
TL;DR : Wendy ’s is against sprinkling sens on Gallic fries .
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Sam Blum is a News Staff Writer for Thrillist . He ’s also a warriorlike art and euphony nerd who appreciates a fine sandwich and cute dog . Find his clips in The Guardian , Rolling Stone , The A.V. Club and Vice . He ’s on Twitter@Blumnessmonster .
