These United States : Yes , we bed they ’re secure . But who can we confide to say us that ?
commonwealth engage advertising house to write sorcerous sentence fragments to convince us that – like the baby of Lake Woebegone – every Department of State is above norm . These slogans do extend some vague truth , though . Take the campaign to entice you to America ’s oven manus with the slogan " Pure Michigan . " It ’s beautifully colicky , endlessly adaptable , awkwardly ironic during a drinking water crisis . Yet it and other shibboleth ( even state mottos , when states do n’t acquire catchword ) serve a vital purpose . They motivate us to take a dang vacation , something Americans too often seem allergic to .
And we should go ! I ’ve been all around this flocculent acres : to two monster - motortruck exchange , three locations of a unaffixed - core sandwich mountain range , to the biggest atomic number 28 in the rural area . I ’ve log Z’s in parking lashings and five - asterisk hotel . I once used a urinal adjacent to Richard Dreyfuss , who go on to eat his peanut M&M ’s during break at the Broadway showMa Rainey ’s Black Bottom . I ’ve been einsteinium - ver - y - where , man , and I can tell you , a tinge of truth – even if it ’s brutally dependable – wo n’t hurt us a snatch . Your body politic can take it .
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Alabama
Current slogan : Sweet Home AlabamaIn 2007 , Governor and probable jukebox fancier Bob Riley chose a Lynyrd Skynyrd strain championship as the official tourist catchword . Many point out racially charged , yet ambiguous lyric poem in the song as suit for sentence . Other multitude say the choice reflects his love of the 2002 Reese Witherspoon vehicle of the same claim . Who ’s to know?Better slogan : We Beat Your School in Football , and Your schooling amaze Our School at schooltime
Alaska
Current slogan : Find Your AlaskaHaven’t you ever readInto the Wild , about the kid Chris McCandless , who died out in the Alaskan woods ? He was essay to witness " his Alaska " and fail from eat some berries turn on YOUR LAND . Alaska , allow ’s face it : You are trying to toss off us , even if you make it look so damn aphrodisiacal . Let ’s just meet in Canada and have a guide show me the squeamish parts of your state . good shibboleth : You’ll Be All Alone When You Die in the coke
Arizona
Current slogan : The Grand Canyon StateToo obvious ! You have a GRAND Canyon . We all have a go at it that . No admonisher necessary . Also , do n’t act like you may take credit for it – a dense trickle of piss , over what must ’ve beendozensof years , did you that party favor . If anything , thank Colorado for sending its river to sway your world . undecomposed slogan : So Hot You ’ll Forget How swelter It Is
Arkansas
Current slogan : The Natural StateThe state ’s tourism packman heel eight thing as must - sample bodily process . The one most Arkansans try at some spot in their lives : getting away from Arkansas . Favorite son / source Charles Portis , ofTrue Gritfame , had a character inDog of the Southsay : " A lot of the great unwashed leave Arkansas and most of them come up back sooner or later . They ca n’t quite reach leak velocity . " For some reason this plot of ground of wood and edible bean fields packs in all the gravity of Neptune . rude , indisputable , but otherworldly at the very least . Better slogan : You’ll Be Back Sooner or afterwards
California
Current slogan : Dream BigEveryone ’s Plan B Since 1849 would ’ve been too clunky . Cali has always been where people play the lottery with their futures . tekki in Silicon Valley , Iowans decently off the double-decker in Hollywood , clandestine wad grower in Humboldt County , and even – with plainly different fate – the migrant granger in the Central Valley . The big dream of California chews up the best of us , but once you ’re gnawed and spat , there ’s no o.k. seat to give up on dream than California . Sun , merriment , and similarly stillborn , insecure , attractive people bristle . Better slogan : We give Cash for Youth
Colorado
Current slogan : Come to LifeColorado is that uncanny , yet popular Kyd in gamy school , who match in with every pack but was n’t BFFs with anyone . They transfer into your school soph yr , so , not know her background , you could read into whatever qualities you needed . Colorado can be the ideal for rodeo rider , pilot light , ski hipsters , rock music climber , professor , Christians , atheists , Zen practitioners , the idly racy . And anyone who wants to partake in effectual victuals while watching sunsets 14,000 ft up the side of a plenty . good slogan : Where multitude Walk for Fun
Connecticut
Current slogan : Still RevolutionaryThat first revolution was a smasher , sure , but what have you revolutionized lately ? Night tennis ? Glow - in - the - dark golf balls ? Gin and tonics as a intervention for malaise instead of malaria ? The time of year of " nightfall " as your big merchandising thrust ? seem , tell you what . Those graphic designer sweatpants you ’re wearing are n’t go to change the world , but I dare say that paying $ 200 for them might . Better catchword : Divorce Is Expensive , but you may yield It
Delaware
Current slogan : Endless DiscoveriesThousands of corporations store those " Endless Discoveries " in filing storage locker and hard drives all across a state that host more corporal formation filings than its human population . In fact , " Endless Discoveries " should be a legal full term , not a tourism slogan . But as home to Seaford , the Nylon Capital of the World , Delaware also knows what ’s up . It ’s the DoS version of James Spader inSecretary . beneficial shibboleth : My Lawyers Will Contact You Shortly
Florida
Current slogan : Florida FirstWant to sleep with what beach Pitbull rate as the " sexiest " ? Neither do I , but Florida ’s touristry boardplaces this interactive appfront and shopping centre on its site . Now , we ’ve all heard enough negative thing about Florida , the final resting place of Queens residents and democracy likewise , so let ’s unpack the right stuff . The beaches are beautiful . The water is rather sublime . And somewhere , every twenty-four hours of the year , someone is dump dusty water down the front of a white liothyronine - shirt while Trick Daddy plays over bollocks up - out speakers . good catchword : You’ll Probably See teat
Georgia
Current motto : Georgia on My MindThe home of Coca - Cola , peach pie , cakehole rose hip - hop , and indie - rock jams , Georgia trifle a role as a advanced Southern melting pot . R.E.M. , the B-52 ’s , and the Elephant Eight ( featuring Neutral Milk Hotel , among others ) called Athens home plate . For the love of Miss Colombia , theFamily Feudhost Steve Harvey lives there most of the class . They filmThe Walking Deadoutside of Atlanta . This state ’s motto is already , weirdly , quite accurate . Better shibboleth : Peaches , Beaches !
Hawaii
Current slogan : The Islands of AlohaActually the most hardcore of destinations . It ’s a land build by lava , chiliad of mi off from help . A land where people still wipe out SPAM as a anchor . A state of Los Angeles dealings on Louisiana - quality roads . But then you persist a calendar week . The Mai Tais slowly interchange the ancestry flowing through your veins . The gorgeous sunsets and bathroom - temperature water cure your mainland worries . You learn how to pronounce " poke " and then use up it double a Clarence Day . It ’s amazing there ’s such a thing as a return flight from this place , it ’s so ridiculously nice . just slogan : If Elvis Is Alive He ’s Probably Here Somewhere
Idaho
Current slogan : Famous PotatoesHome of the famous tuber , as well as a place named " Hells Canyon , " which any state but Arizona would merchandise up for . Snake River Canyon , one of Idaho ’s many other canyon , also place claim to a spectacular Evel Knievel fail . He crash a projectile car onto the canyon floor , nearly cash in one’s chips as a event . Hashtag children of the ' 70s . Better slogan : Survivable , With a Helmet
Illinois
Current catchword : Are You Up for Amazing?Downstate spirit exactly like what you ’d await of the land bridge between Indiana and Iowa . Now , obviously a lot of great affair follow from boring piazza – most of the food we eat , for instance , and many of the grandparent we ignore – but why go with the word " Amazing " ? No doubt , exaggerations like this lured hundred of unmarried daughters and Logos from their homelands and into the Illinois plains , but it wo n’t operate any longer , Illinois – we have the internet now , and we ’ve seen your visibility pic . Better slogan : Chicagoland
Indiana
Current slogan : honorable to Goodness IndianaEvery tike of the ' 80s and ' 90s call back that o.k. Indiana city of Terre Haute , our pen buddy with benefits , as the fulfilment center the Columbia House Record Club . recollect the ads for 12 cassette or CDs for 99 cents , folded into every powder store ever ? Course you do . They taught you that 1 ) some things are too good to be true , and , conversely , 2 ) nothing hap if you do n’t pay bills . good shibboleth : Larry Bird
Iowa
Current slogan : Fields of OpportunityQ : What ’s an Iowa traffic jam ? A : When everyone at a four - way blockage importune someone else go first . Better slogan : humidness ? That ’s Just Corn Sweat .
Kansas
Current catchword : There ’s No Place Like KansasKansas is a snowflake , says Kansas ; no two Kansai ( plural form for Kansas , I assume ) are alike . Also , no state more so depends on its connection with a decades - old movie . you may take at least 16 different " Yellow Brick Road Trips , " include a seedy - voice " Couples Retreat . " But , c’m on . The actual yellow brick road was in Oz . More accurate would be 16 different houses that let you ride through tornadoes . good slogan : Last in Hills , First in Your Bracket
Kentucky
Current slogan : Unbridled SpiritBridles – those S&M - well-disposed leather masks fatigue by horses so we can well insure them – are vital to the passion of Kentucky : knight racing . The slogan might as well be " Fried Chicken We Forgot to Cook , " " Tobacco dry out in a Barn , " or " Pouring Bourbon Down the waste pipe . " An unbridled sawhorse is useless , unless you require to indite a verse form about something useless . Better slogan : If You Do n’t Have Anything Nice to Say , Sit Over There , Far Enough aside , but Speak obstreperously Enough So I Can get a line It
Louisiana
Current slogan : Pick Your PassionHome to the original Sin City , Louisiana really does have it all – and you have to give the land credit for shit a counter after the double blow of a hurricane and an rock oil spill . Louisiana is the Rocky Balboa of nation . The Timex vigil of states . The Little Bead - Throwing Engine That Could . The place where you’re able to get labour - thru margaritas . It ’s sort of an inverted Iowa , a land you visit for three day and decide you could never live there , because you ’d take 20 years off your own life . Better slogan : We Serve Drive - Thru Margaritas
Maine
Current slogan : Discover Your Maine ThingMaine is lobsterman on boat , cold and plastered , despite their rubber pelage and boots , and woodsmen chopping tree , cold and wet , despite their flannels and overalls , and Stephen King , cold and squiffy , sleeping upside down from a barn raftman . The route to and between towns are always shut down because God either hates them or thinks Mainers REALLY LOVE snow , so , unable to visit the grocery depot , people subsist on tins of tomato soup half of the year . " huddle under blankets by the fervency " ranks extremely as a favourite on Tinder – oh wait , there ’s no agency you ’re start out LTE out there . But it ’s not without its romance . right shibboleth : Preview of the Apocalypse
Maryland
Current slogan : More Than you’re able to ImagineThis current crusade is actually not bad for a res publica whose finest ethnic exportation let in : the Blair Witch vanish people in the woods ; Snoop and Chris Partlow disappearing idle bodies into boarded - up house with tarps and quicklime until Lester Freamon could crack the face ; and Michael Phelps , Medal Hoarder . Seems like an overreach to tell me how much vision I have , but I get it , Maryland . You ’re literally how Delaware morphs into West Virginia . You hold in multitudes . Better slogan : Don’t Need a Special Shampoo to Get Rid of Our Crabs
Massachusetts
Current catchword : It ’s All HereBostoners are well fleshy and look jolly enough in their Lands ' End . But a sad form of Napoleon complex roils beneath the layer of wool and oxford broadcloth . Boston ’s a small town , where not many citizenry survive . Instead , if you ’re a Bostoner , you squat in suburbs . You conceive you ’re better than most of the country , but you still have to have a machine and decide whether you send your Kyd to embarkation shoal or public schooling or move to Wyoming so you could play a geographical diversity card on their ill-fated Harvard program in 2023.Better slogan : Time to Get on Your High Equus caballus
Michigan
Current slogan : Pure MichiganMichigan takes a hatful of pridefulness in its very shape , a in high spirits - five that Canada forever depart hanging . But Michigan ’s also proud of its perpetual comebacks . Downtown Detroit is so elusive its greatest turning point is a monumental , pay heed bronze statue of Joe Louis ' fist .
Michigan also knows how to cool , though . Check out one ofMichigan ’s great beach towns , or Sleeping Bear Dunes , where you’re able to sit on one of Lake Michigan ’s beaches , mind to some Jimmy Buffett , play in the frigid water , and shiver . in force slogan : you may Buy a House With a Promise to Mow the Lawn
Minnesota
Current slogan : Land of 10,000 LakesHere ’s a summary of the prescribed tourism bureau ’s top 10 thing to do in Minnesota : 1 ) check out green goods , 2 ) drink , 3 ) drive around , and 4 ) just , you make out , have fun . There are more – I draw a blank them , but assume one is moil your machine out of a snow drift .
Minnesotans arefamously nice . They have to be , because , during the wintertime , they always know in space station - same close quarters . And because everyone is still lobbingFargoaccents at them after all these years . good catchword : Land of More Lakes Than Anyone Seriously Bothered to Count
Mississippi
Current motto : Feels Like Coming HomeThe state famous for being the first " difficult " Logos youngster learn how to spell also take to be home of the blues . The devil might have gone down to Georgia once , but he lived in Mississippi . He tuned guitars and teach blues lessons at a crossroads in rally for souls . Also of Federal Reserve note : Mississippi proudly exact as its own the International Checker Hall of Fame , really load the definition of " fame . “Better slogan : We Ca n’t Believe They Named That Whole River After Us !
Missouri
Current shibboleth : Where the Rivers RunIt ’s dumbfound an arch ? So what , McDonald ’s has TWO , and over 36,000 location . How many locations does Missouri have ? One . Only one . hope me , I twice - checked . And come on , catchword - makers , all rivers hunt . If they did n’t they ’d be lake . Better catchword : Where Christian Talk Radio amount to spirit
Montana
Current slogan : Big Sky CountryCowboys , glaciers , and no speed point of accumulation : Montana may softly be the cool Department of State in America , like a parky Texas without the Texans . Unfortunately , thing are changing . The come-on of federal funding means the aureole day of screen what exactly it means to put the " pedal to the metal " are over , with ordinance imposing even highway fastness limits . The cowboys mostly just keep Bos taurus for the taxation breaks . And the glacier at Glacier National Park are melt . Pretty shortly it ’s just going to be scree and bears . You should go there rather than by and by . Better slogan : No limit … That We Enforce Much
Nebraska
Current slogan : Visit Nebraska . travel to Nice . My friend Chris is one of the nicest people I ’ve ever meet , and I think he might come from Nebraska . That suppose , he does n’t really spill the beans about it , and I do n’t think he ’s been back in a while .
But he ’s really nice – just had a child . He ’ll make a great dad . unspoilt slogan : My Friend Chris Was Born Here
Nevada
Current shibboleth : A World Within . A State Apart . Nevada ’s slogan sound like something Donald Trump whimper in his rest . Melania just wants to know " Within " what ? And " Apart " from what ? But she ’s afraid of the answers , as are we all . respectable slogan : Fear and ego - Loathing
New Hampshire
Current slogan : Live Free or DieNoted Newshire artists let in the poet Robert Frost , novelist John Irving , and toughie - rock legend GG Allin . Most call up Allin for defecating on stage during concerts . He promised to commit suicide someday while performing , but did n’t follow through . Instead , he died of a heroin overdose . Frost probably wore a bunch of white . Irving set many of his novels at the noted boarding school and intimate playground Phillips Exeter Academy . undecomposed Slogan : Live Free , Indeed !
New Jersey
Current slogan : The Garden StateIt ’s a fact that no raw building may be constructed in Jersey without a live human being buried in the concrete foundation . Jersey is nursing home to what ’s do it as " The Flavor Corridor . " Likely where your favorite seasoning was " max’d to the Xtreme with a ranch tornado , " the landing strip of labs and factories along the Jersey Turnpike is a food - science nerd ’s kingdom . Some of those nerds credit their innovations to hike of pleasure hormones and positive forcible arousal . Eugene , why are you harbor that clipboard over your crotch?Better slogan : Born Under a Bad Sign With a Blue Moon in Your Eyes
New Mexico
Current motto : Adventure That Feeds the SoulNew Mexico be many things to all kinds of unlike weird aunts . There ’s the unearthly aunty who wear thin a pinkish eyeshade and a tennis getup every day . The one who ’s into ceramics and kick in them as talent . And there ’s the one whose rebirth van is full of her own Navajo designs . They all wish to take " hikes " – more like walks with elbows out – and complain about prick centre every metre their boyfriends of the calendar month make their Hatch chile raging sauce . good shibboleth : So Much More Than You learn on AMC
New York
Current shibboleth : I ( Heart ) NYNY ’s slogan is stark for a country that … well , it ’s not that it does n’t like you . It only really thinks of itself . But New York City is the heavy equalizer : rats use up pizza pie , Wall Street fat cats eat pizza , stateless people catch a fade every once in a while , hapless students subsist totally on dollar mark slice joint . As long as you do n’t use a knife and branching to eat it , you ’ll be fine . Even the pizza informer knew that . Better catchword : I’m Walking Here !
North Carolina
Current slogan : First in FlightStill coasting on the ol' Wright brothers , eh ? Come on , Carolina , get it together . You ’re a beautiful state – dwelling house to mountains , rivers , one of the earth ’s biggest chair , a whirligig museum – hell , you ’ve even got the world ’s largest functional sauteing pan .
prison term a head trip to Carolina aright and you may check out that grampus military action at the National Hollerin ' Contest . Cap your outcry with a appreciation of a local favorite soda , Cheerwine . For all the appreciation of cough sirup , plus a caboodle more kale , without the aesculapian benefits . well slogan : First Loop on the Bible Belt
North Dakota
Current motto : get down Your Journey to LegendaryAre you a roughneck engagement - ax of a man , looking to make mad money in a short amount of meter , and do n’t give care about working conditions , keep conditions , or the environment ? pace right up to shale land ! Oh , wait – that was 2011 . We fracked too much and crash the market for hydrocarbon . Whoops . good slogan : Go Back Home Now
Ohio
Current shibboleth : determine It HereThis is the helpful slogan of a mummy - and - papa hardware store , and for Ohio , it fits . You ask an extension corduroy ? bump it here . You demand move - detector outdoor lighting ? find out it here . You need a massive state university where the coolest S.O.B. on campus is the senior tuba player who dust the " i " when the march band spells the commonwealth ’s name on the field ? Find it here , and while you ’re here , check out this week ’s special on mulch . Better slogan : Absolutely deserving forget Indiana For
Oklahoma
Current catchword : Native AmericaThe founders of modern Oklahoma , as we know it , are Curly McLain and Laurey Williams , who in the midst of an torrid love trigon with embittered Jed , resulted in a not - hangdog execution finding of fact , statehood for Oklahoma , and over 2,000 immediate Broadway performances . Better slogan : Not the melodic , but Similar !
Oregon
Current motto : We Like It Here . You Might Too . This catchword fits . It feels like the Patagonia fleece your mammy pay you before sophomore yr of college . Eleven year after , it ’s still in the closet , soft and ready for moth-eaten seasons . It ’s the one you bear almost every mean solar day that first winter and , in February , to a Dave Matthews concert .
Now , you would n’t commonly attend a Dave Matthews Band concert , but one of your acquaintance trick you into attending alongside his lady friend ’s acquaintance . The next thing you know , the girl – who is squeamish , but , not your thing , much like Oregon – spoon you from behind . She ’s " Crashing Into You " with her hips , with every beat , and we have n’t even had a beer , ‘cause we just graduate from high shoal and are dweeb . good shibboleth : Give Portland a Rest Already
Pennsylvania
Current catchword : Pursue Your HappinessDid you ever natter Philadelphia as a child and get drag to the King of Prussia Mall ? You expected it to be just like your local mall , but no ! It was a wonderland , multiple wings of retail , movie house , and arcade delights . It ’s what you imagined heaven might be like before you experienced your first coming .
Elsewhere , Pennsylvania boasts one blaze of an Amish land . Despite their puritanic approaching to everyday living , one longstanding tradition remains : Rumspringa . This drawn-out period of absence seizure from their community of interests truly countenance Amish and Mennonite teenagers to see the globe , absent of the typical restriction and restraints . At the remainder of their Rumspringa – essentially a more philosophical extended spring gap – the youthful grownup can take to " go after their felicity " in their spiritual communities , or hold to remain in the outside earth , to keep hanging out at the King of Prussia Mall . good Slogan : Anyone Want Pittsburgh ?
Rhode Island
Current slogan : The Ocean StateThe Department of State motto persist the default here , after a altercation in other 2016 over a new slogan,“Rhode Island : Cooler and Warmer,“led to the state of matter ’s top marketing police officer resigning . But " Ocean State " has an illustrious account . Few have intercourse it , but " Ocean State " was the original rubric for the 1995 Kevin Costner movie eventually retitledWaterworld . The setting of the film is in the distant hereafter , although no exact particular date was give . The most expensive moving picture ever made at the time , Waterworldreceived motley reviews , but most pick Costner ’s performance for tanking the film , which flopped at the box office . The film was appoint for an Academy Award in the category of Best Sound at the 68th Academy Awards . At no point in the film is the United States Department of State of Rhode Island observe . Better slogan : You Probably have a go at it an Underachiever Who Went to Brown
South Carolina
Current catchword : Smiling Faces . Beautiful Places . It ’s as if South Carolina saw South Dakota ’s slogan and say , " Hmmm , looks good to us . "
One of South Carolina ’s beautiful place is ostensibly the state ’s eminent peak , Sassafras Mountain . The trek up this dirt mound is not for the syncope of center . In fact , the peak lies slenderly over 300 foot from the parking flock and is handicap accessible , so be prepared to see people in wheelchairs . People in wheelchairs with smile faces . Better slogan : Bill Murray ’s Around Here Somewhere
South Dakota
Current slogan : Great Faces . enceinte Places . South Dakota , cite after actress Dakota Fanning , toes the phone line with this slogan . Sure , it reference the one thing we already know about the state , Mount Rushmore , truly one of the most harebrained endeavors ever completed in our res publica . But it ’s really not kidding about Sioux Falls . That spot is , like , majuscule . Better slogan : Technically , Everywhere Is a Place
Tennessee
Current motto : Sounds Good to MeWhat a peaceful slogan , Tennessee . You might as well put a " Meh " at the beginning . Or " I Guess " at the end . Lean in , Tennessee ! agitate what your mum gave ya!Better slogan : great deal , Music , and Moonshine
Texas
Current slogan : It ’s Like a Whole Other CountryIn any city in Texas , you ’ll take on deep sept and poor folk , all of whom are able of spit out from both sides of their mouth , not just through the mediate , like people from everywhere else . skilful catchword : Get Brisket and Ask for the Wet goal
Utah
Current slogan : Greatest Snow on Earth!Utah , self-coloured guy rope . Your friend who does n’t even have a widescreen and everyone see the secret plan at his theater anyway ? That ’s Utah . An all - around honest dude , that Utah , just a material square shooter . Better motto : We’re Keeping the Bees animated
Vermont
Current Slogan : Vermont , NaturallyWhat to make of Vermont ? Maple syrup , bone - insensate winters , Ben & Jerry ’s , which continues to churn out nifty , funky internal-combustion engine pick despite being acquire by empire Unilever , a party that also manufactures Marmite and AXE body spray .
Vermont is a place where people go to grow old and wise over the class of a week - long backpacking hike . It ’s a place with a guru on every mountaintop , who ’ll tell you the meaning of life story , but then she ’ll want to spiel Hacky Sack and fume a bowl with you . This was totally worth the $ 1,000 you drop to buy boots , a catch some Z’s cup of tea , a tent , and a tiny fold - up cooking stove you could n’t figure out how to sour on . Better Slogan : liberal Who Actually Drive Stick
Virginia
Current slogan : Virginia Is for LoversEveryone who lives in Virginia is a spy , FBI agent , congressperson , or cosmopolitan all - clock time best lover . That intend Virginia contains a hotbed of aphrodisiacal swinger . The state has such an extraordinary amount of pent - up non - monogamous , sex - electropositive energy , it does n’t allow its governors to attend to serial terms in place . Never stop playing the subject field , Virginia . Better slogan : Wink , Wink
Washington
Current shibboleth : Washington : The StateWhile it is important to severalize between the District of Columbia and the Department of State , it ’s a pretty humiliated bar .
What about tote up a little fount magic:- WASHINGTON : The State- Washington : The State?- Washington : A State.- Or possibly an anagram : " A Tan Teat ’s Showing"Better slogan : Don’t enquire About Kurt Cobain – We Have Pinot Noir Now !
West Virginia
Current slogan : Wild , howling West VirginiaAccording to its tourism website , West Virginia is a place to make puerility memories . Slightly hazy , distant memories that in all probability terminate in a trip-up to the ER , which wrench out to be somewhat great remembering after all , when you ’re taking off your shirt and answering onlookers ' question about those wild , wonderful surgical scars criss - crossing your torso . Better slogan : Only make You Stronger
Wisconsin
Current slogan : stay on Just a Little morsel LongerThe slogan of a party die at 11:30pm . Your chief var. of lid is a foam piece of cheese , apparently , so how do you guys not bedevil fun parties ? Can that be true ? If so , here ’s a table of medium monthly gamy and low temp in Milwaukee , so you ’ll have something to keep the company going till 11:45 or so :
Jan : 29/16Feb : 33/19Mar : 42/28Apr : 54/37May : 65/47June : 75/57July : 80/64Aug : 78/63Sept : 71/55Oct : 59/43Nov : 46/32Dec : 33/20Better shibboleth : You Have to delay a Little Longer – Your Flight ’s Been Canceled Due to Inclement Weather
Wyoming
Current slogan : That ’s WyomingI always apprize the humble tourism slogans . " This is who we are , no more , no less . make out us , or go out us . "
I conceive of Wyoming as a Gold Rush - era , half - renovated wooden opera house house , hosting a teenaged cello virtuoso . She plays Bach , Sonata in G & D tiddler . A few passing cattleman off their hats out of deference , stopping into the theater because they heard beauty and could n’t help their curiosity . They pour forth tear of astonishment that leave clean streak down their dust-covered , chap cheeks . " Ai n’t never heard a fiddle like that , " one says . The rest nod , reckon at the base , and sniff , once , rattling severely . Better slogan : Almost Nothing dwell Here
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