Watch any cheesy ' 80s movie or log on to one of a million porn site and you ’ll obtain thousands of scenarios necessitate hot nurses and aphrodisiacal doctors . But we totally understand that it ’s just make believe . Well , MOST of us realise that .
work out , plenty of patients ( and certain fellow members of the hospital stave ) make no eminence between fantasy and realness – and occasionally intersect lines in ways that are so disgraceful it ’s hard to believe they ’re real .
And yet ! Here are true stories from Dr. and nurse about the wholly ridiculous , unacceptable , and from time to time hilarious ways patient role have undertake to hit on medical professionals .
Daniel Fishel/Thrillist
Compromised come-ons
" A man once come in for skin grafting on his member after a bad post with HPV . As I was handing him his post - procedure instructions , he pointed below and asked , ' So when this affair is desexualise , do you need to have dinner ? ' How about no ! " –Alexis , 33
" I once treated a patient role who came in for venereal wart and I necessitate to inject them . As presently as I was down there , he looked at the doctor and say , ' She ’s raging , huh ? ' We both reckon at each other like , WTF ? " –Jessica , 34
" I had a patient come in with a bad case of herpes and he was take he got it from a toilet seat and swore up and down he did not cheat on his wife . He want me to corroborate this was possible . As I was canvass him , he got an erecting and said , ' bet like today is n’t such a bad Clarence Day for me , after all . ' I explained I could no longer see him as a patient . " –Michelle , 43
Gynecological gaffes
" My collaborator once shuffled out of a elbow room red - faced and very overturned when a patient told her she was going to have an orgasm if she did her soft diet smear . " –Jenna , 41
" I once had a patient severalise me , ' It ’s no big than anything else that ’s been inside there , ' when I monish her I was about to insert the spatula during her one-year exam . " –Jorge , 55
Fantasy land
" My affected role told my nursemaid that he had a ambition she gave him a poriferan bath and it was so good that he write it down and look up back to it . " –Michael , 61
" I make with older patient and one man who was about 75 came in to see me about Viagra . He and I were discuss the pros and hustle when he look at me , dead in the eye , and asked if I could caress him to see if he could get an erection without it . I was horrified . " –Laila , 45
" I had a patient station me flowers once , thank me for ' use up care of my debris better than any other fair sex in my biography . ' I was horrified – but my staff did n’t permit me live it down . " –Alice , 41
Sketchy stripteases
" I had a distaff patient role come in for a mole check . She was in a gown with a nanny in the elbow room when she simply took the entire matter off in order for me to ' see her better . ' I told her it was not necessary and asked her to please put it back on and she said , ' Afraid you ’ll go from a doc to just a man , doc ? ' I told her she was incompatible and necessitate my distaff colleague to see her from then on . " –Michael , 52
" I was work one 24-hour interval setting up my [ operative ] room . I was alone , but then the doctor derive in . He whispered in my ear about his six - clique , laughed , then pulled his shirt all the room up so I could see it . And then he say , ' I bang you want to bear upon it . ' He was hot – but I did n’t touch it . " –Lindsay , 28
" We have a famous person client who is always hitting on the staff . He ’s fetch the creepiest behaviour and somehow thinks he is still as attractive as he was in the ' 70s when he was a Brobdingnagian Corinthian . He flirted with me constantly but I never assisted the physician with him . One daylight , we were suddenly - staff and I was asked to take his roue . He asked me to give him a couple of minute to make a earpiece call and I leave alone the room . When I return , he was butt naked and suggested that he thought it was operation to commute into a hospital nightdress and postulate one . For bloodline work ! " –Samantha , 29
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