Pizza delivery guy ( and gal ) never know what they ’ll see when jumping in their car at the kickoff of a shift – will it be a huge tip from a benevolent millionaire , a customer who demands to buss them , or a small fry whose brain is blow up ? Our nation ’s o.k. speech folks have history to recount , and many of them manoeuvre to Reddit ’s unendingly entertaining / r / TalesFromThePizzaGuy . We ’ve compiled some of the best stories they ’ve ever told , most of which will make you glad you have a occupation that does n’t require you to deliver pizza pie .
Nudity is free, and there’s a tip, too
Fake cash, real sadness
That old, weird, half-naked guy looks familiar
The pizza guy finally gets his revenge!
Free pizza is a crime
Sometimes the pizza delivery girl is just a pizza delivery girl
In which the brain of a young child is forever changed
Talk about a bunch of working stiffs
These guys deliver in rain, shine, sleet, snow, and blood
I’m not about to cry, you’re about to cry
It’s a shame orthodontists don’t deliver
I only eat at pizza places with a greenhouse in the back
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