WARNING : LOTS OF RISKY CLICKS AHEAD
Let ’s establish a few certainties : April Fool ’s daylight can eat shit . It ’s the worst holiday . It ’s just even a goddamned vacation – just a stupid date universally recognized as an apology to enclose pot in saran wrap and publish delusive article evenThe Daily Mailwould blush at . It sucks .
Additionally , if you ’re watching porn before noonday at piece of work , you ’ve catch a problem . But today , your habit is hunky-dory . Sort of .
As the world ’s most pop porn website , Pornhub gets plentifulness of attention . And they do somenifty stuff when it comes to release data point and trends . But today , the porn purveyor play a bragging practical joke on everyone – except people who get off on hot , steamy corn . Those multitude are in for a kickshaw ( rule 34 suggests they subsist ) . For the rest of you horndogs , however , you ’ll have to short-circuit a antic before you get to your spank bank , in the anatomy of corn porno .
Here , just see for yourself .
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While " lesbian " and " step mom " dominate nationally on your average erotica - searching Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , today , the front page of Pornhub is occupy with such strike as " Brobdingnagian GROUP OF KERNELS TAKES BUTTERY LOAD ; " " Br00tal rough shucking " and " red-hot young clavus gets plowed . "
According to Pornhub VP Corey Price , the prank , which will last until midnight , was a labor of sexual love .
" We were in reality enliven by a pic that made the rounds on reddit , ofa guy that had a corn booth which he named ‘ cornhub’and it kind of evolved from there , " Price told Thrillist . " We had different departments working on this for the retiring few weeks , and loved every shucking minute of it . "
In total , Cornhub offers 16 videos and has already garnered more than 9,000 contributor . And the videos are in reality what they purport to be : lots of ears of corn being shuck , butter , and eaten . At the very least , they ’re a rummy take on popular porn tropes . And if you require to see the full list of vids , there’sa landing page where they ’re all collected .
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