By now you should be attune to American comedian , actor , director , author , producer , interpreter artist , and Academy Awards server Chris Rock ’s Girl Scout Cookie chip atlast night ’s Oscars . If you are n’t , here ’s what you require to make love : Chris Rock called upon the legions of frantic - racy celebs in the audience to buy hundreds of dollar worth of cookies from his girl ’s Girl Scout troop . He tease Leo , John Legend waved around a $ 100 bill , and Matt Damon made out with a Thin Mint . It was precious and fun , for sure , but also confused us deeply .
Here are some thing we ’re go forth wondering about :
1 . Was this simulated ?
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2 . Did these female child really sell$65,243worth of cookie ?
3 . At$5 a box , why is n’t the last total a multiple of five?By these number it appear they sold 13,048.6 boxwood .
4 . Thirteen thousand boxes ? Really?Even if people were shelling out $ 10 a loge on average , that ’s still 1,300 boxes . No style .
5 . Was all that money from unmediated sales or did celebs just terminate up donating?If so , does overpaying go against any Girls Scout policies , provided there was any legitimacy to this at all ?
6 . Is thisLeo ’s " O " nerve ?
7 . What were / are the distribution logistics for all those box ?
8 . Will the celebs only receive the volume of their cookies in two to three weeks like the residual of us pleb ?
9 . Were those really his daughters?Rock actually does have two daughters , ages 11 and 13 , but they were not present , accord toLinda Dunn .
10 . Um , who is Linda Dunn?Apparently she is the Rock family ’s confectionary puckish - nemesis . consort to the Oscars legion , she ’s the ma’am that always beats his own daughter in the one-year cooky - selling challenger . She is in reality a Girl Scout troop mom , and owner of her ownmarketing company . Here is herLinkedIn , in pillowcase you require to connect / endorse .
11 . Joe Biden gave Chris Rock$20 for cooky . But what does Joe Biden have to do with the yearly American awards ceremonial occasion hosted by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences ( A.M.P.A.S. ) to recognize excellency in cinematic achievement in the United States movie industry ?
12 . Is Morgan Freemanstealing a cookie and then splittingreally " all of us " ?
13 . Does John Legend like Girl Scout Cookies enough tobuy $ 100 worth ?
14 . What ’s John Legend ’s favorite form of cooky ?
15 . Is Chrissy Teigen actually a Savannah Smiles someone ? Does anyone really favor Savannah Smiles ?
16 . How pissed is Gordon Ramsay?No word of honor yet from the ornery English chef , but we can assumehe ’s superintendent plastered .
17 . Is this worse than selling Girl Scout Cookiesoutside of a sess dispensary ?
18 . No seriously , is this fake ?
19 . What role is known - method acting - actor Christian Balepreparing for here ?
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