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After make us endure intimately a class of speculation , so many tease , and almost two integral episodes of the new season in that deuced way at Castle Black , HBO at last – FINALLY ! –revealed the fate of Jon SnowonGame of Throneslast Sunday . The wait was so painfully long that Saturday Night Live dedicate a whole sketch to urinate fun of the preposterously draw out plot line . And , well , it ’s on point .
As check in the video above , the study opens with Sir Davos and other Jon Snow stalwart gathering around his body , proclaim with certainty how very idle the betrayed Lord Commander appear to be . " Dead , for sure , " Sir Davos read . " He is exceedingly dead . On a scale of one to 10 , he is like a 10 of dead . " But this does n’t seat well will two onlookers in the room ( play by legion Brie Larson and Cecily Strong ) , who loud vocalize exactly what everyone was think through all of the foresightful , wearisome scenes of Snow frustratingly not come back to life yet .
" Oh my god , this is so slow , " they say . " Just bring him back to life already . We all know it ’s gon na happen – just do it ! " After all , we only get about 10 60 minutes ofGame of Thronesevery year and two have fundamentally been spent admiring Snow ’s dead consistence , they explicate . They have a spot .
Luckily , Melisandre get to set about the Christ’s Resurrection unconscious process , and to hilariously cue everyone of her " thousand - year - old pussycat . " But even Melisandre is aware of how laboriously long the aspect is , pronounce , " I ’m sure they ’re cutting away to King ’s landing place while I ’m doing all this boring stuff . " When the looker-on correct her , informing her that the arduous process is actually playing out in genuine sentence and rust up precious minute of arc of the episode , she sort of hurry thing up a turn . Although you credibly know what ends up happening at this stop , the resume ends with collective groans . Watch if for yourself .
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