Whether you ’re calculate for a truly OMGWTFyoYOLOo nightlong experience on your next vacation , or you are really reallyridiculouslywealthy and willing / able to drop a working someone ’s entire annual salary on a one - nighttime stop , we ’ve got you covered . This apparently is how the 0.1 % live when they ’ve just got to get away from it all – “ it all , ” in this lawsuit , a $ 3 million Upper West Side four - sleeping accommodation apartment with a individual lift and a dish washer … who has a first and last name .

These are some of the most preposterous , over - the - top , money - torchingest hotels in the world . Ah , but the rich do n’t have the recession on memorable : a few high - concept treats rest within the price stove of working schlubs who just want a rad vacay .

Presidential Suite, Mandarin Oriental

Shanghai , ChinaThe gold standard in luxury hotels is the Mandarin Oriental , hands - down . And if you ’re operate to go all in on a Presidential Suite , do it at the location in Pudong , a district in Shanghai . There the room itself be $ 26,450 per night and comes with a individual wine-coloured cellar and dining room , a full outfit kitchen , two private ceiling gardens , and a bathroom you could park a bus in . pluck in the Jacuzzi as well as in the knowledge that the bathroom in your hotel is bigger than most flat in the city straggle out , both literally and figuratively , beneath your foot .

Hilltop Estate Owner’s Accommodation, Laucala Island Resort

FijiOne does not simplybook a roomat the exclusive , $ 40,000 - a - dark guest Doroteo Arango at this haunt on Laucala Island , Fiji . First , one fills out an software , and then one waiting to be approved by the property ’s owner : Red Bull billionaire Dietrich Mateschitz . Which just goes to show that money CAN’T buy everything , include favourable reception from a guy who made billions off of highly concentrated caffeinated sodas passed off as performance drink that most citizenry just use to enable themselves to drink more mid - bender . So .

Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali

Ubud , Bali , IndonesiaFor those days when you ’re just like , y’know , I think I ’ll just take my private whirlybird over to Bali and cool down for a few day , there is the Viceroy Bali ( complete with helipad ) . For the most luxe of the luxe , the Viceroy Villa is a private pool Doroteo Arango with two broad ensuite sleeping room and sizable space for entertaining , provided all those you might entertain also have their own private helicopters because unfortunately those things do n’t accommodate groups . ( I know , it ’s like , UGH . ) You ca n’t book this instantly , but you mayask permissionto book it . study average rates for a stock room can go up to $ 1,726 , assume that the price tag on this is " if you have to ask , you ca n’t afford it . "

The Residence at Grand Luxxe Four Bedroom Residence, Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta

Nuevo Vallarta , MexicoWhen travel in groups , you want to be sure you have plenty of space to adapt everyone . Two chamber with king - size of it beds , two more with treble beds , 4.5 bathrooms , two Jacuzzis , a full gourmet kitchen with breakfast bar and wine ginmill , a dining room table that sit down 10 , two terrace , a dip consortium , and an outdoor dining area at this design residential - hangout residential area 15 minutes from the Puerto Vallarta airport should serve . And all for the it - was - this - or - a - new - car monetary value of $ 14,840 per night .

Null Stern Hotel

Gässlihof , SwitzerlandSometimes opulence can become SO pretentious , that – like a snake eating its own tail – it circles back around to flakey simplicity . Such is the case at the Null Stern ( " zero stars " ) Hotel . There is only one room at this open - air " hotel " located on a Swiss versant , and it has no ceiling , no walls , and no bathroom – although there are public restroom facility just 10 minutes aside . Yay ? At around $ 250 per dark , this topographic point is certainly low-cost ; as well it should be because there are NO WALLS AND NO BATHROOM . You areliterallyjust pay up for a bed some enterprising dudes dragged out into the middle of the Swiss countryside where you may wake up to a scene of Michel Gondry tweeness so absurd it really seems to be kick downstairs the 4th wall of realityand people are all buying into itbecause everything is stupid .

Chalkley Treehouse, Lion Sands Game Reserve

Lion Sands Game Reserve , South AfricaThis private game reservation feature luxury safari Lodge and " treehouses " in the Sabi Sand Game Reserve and Kruger National Park . The receptive - tune Chalkley Treehouse is set up on a lavish platform underneath the mavin – elevated so you do n’t get awoken by , you know , lions feeding on your second joint heart – with all of the comforts of a five - star safari auberge ( except for , you sleep with , a shower ) . But take short letter : a night out under the stars is anactivitybookedin additionto your accommodation appropriate at one of the Lion Sands Lodges , which will set you back roughly in the ballpark of ( and depending on the season and picky lodge ) $ 2,827 per Nox .

Ithaa, Conrad Maldives Rangali Island

Rangali Island , The MaldivesYou can sleep suspended on the side of a mountain , OR you’re able to sleep 16 ft below the aerofoil of the Indian Ocean in this underwater bedroom retinue . The suite must be book at least two weeks in forward motion , as it call for the resort to convert what is otherwise a glass - enclosed underwater restaurant into your own private Pisces bowl . The cost of this aquarium tour : $ 11,710 per night . ( This is the Maldives , after all – one of the most expensive destinations in the world , which signify this unreasonable amount is mistily fairish . ) Also , you may only get to this hotel via seaplane , because obviously .

Skylodge Adventure Suites, Natura Vive

Sacred Valley of Cuzco , PeruMake all of your nightmares come true by paying roughly $ 300 a night to sleep in a translucent " lavishness " capsule suspended from the top of a mountain at the Skylodge Adventure Suites , the world ’s first hanging gild . You need to be in square physical condition to rest here though , because catch to your coffin / capsule expect a 1,300 ft climb , and alas , there are no helipads here . But , hey . It ’s not everywhere that $ 300 buys you a lifetime of agoraphobic incubus grist .

Jade Screen Hotel

Huangshan , ChinaAccommodations set about at a bare $ 123 per night await you after you climb 60,000 stone stairs foreshorten through the scissure of a cliff known as the Thread of Sky . need to upgrade ? charter porters to carry you up in a wicker chair suspended on two bamboo poles – you determine which sounds safer / more restful to you . This ancient website is nestled at the top of a bunch of natural granite tower with wholesale views of the Huangshan mountain reach , but purchaser beware : you are 100 % staying here for the location and the view . The accommodation and comforts here are , in a word , meh . But that view though !

Royal Penthouse Suite at the Hotel President Wilson

Geneva , SwitzerlandThis is THE most expensive hotel room in the earth at $ 83,200 per night , well beyond the average American ’s one-year income . This thing is nearly 18,000sqft with 12 chamber , each with its own marble can . Its wraparound patio alone is 1,680sqft , with bird’s-eye views of Lake Geneva and the Swiss Alps , a private fitness center , a private " royal council chamber " ( presumably for those late - dark meetings that spill out of the United Nations buildings just a few engine block away and over to cigars and Manhattans ) , a private lift , a handpicked prowess collection , one ofveryfewBang 7 Olufsen BeoVision 4 103 - inch blood plasma TVs(with built - in surroundings sound ) , and a Steinway sumptuous piano . The room also comes with a secret pantryman , chef , and personal assistant , as well as its own security system team and wide safety measure like bulletproof glass . You ca n’t make reserve online , which should credibly go without saying by now – but then , you ’re a voguish enough person to come up with better room to blow 83 expectant . What do youtipon that , anyway ?

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Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali

Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali

Presidential Suite, Mandarin Oriental

Presidential Suite, Mandarin Oriental

Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali

Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali

The Residence at Grand Luxxe Four Bedroom Residence, Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta

The Residence at Grand Luxxe

Null Stern Hotel

Null Stern Hotel

Lion Sands Game Reserve

Lion Sands Game Reserve

Natura Vive

Natura Vive

Hotel President Wilson

Hotel President Wilson