Whether you ’re calculate for a truly OMGWTFyoYOLOo nightlong experience on your next vacation , or you are really reallyridiculouslywealthy and willing / able to drop a working someone ’s entire annual salary on a one - nighttime stop , we ’ve got you covered . This apparently is how the 0.1 % live when they ’ve just got to get away from it all – “ it all , ” in this lawsuit , a $ 3 million Upper West Side four - sleeping accommodation apartment with a individual lift and a dish washer … who has a first and last name .
These are some of the most preposterous , over - the - top , money - torchingest hotels in the world . Ah , but the rich do n’t have the recession on memorable : a few high - concept treats rest within the price stove of working schlubs who just want a rad vacay .
Presidential Suite, Mandarin Oriental
Shanghai , ChinaThe gold standard in luxury hotels is the Mandarin Oriental , hands - down . And if you ’re operate to go all in on a Presidential Suite , do it at the location in Pudong , a district in Shanghai . There the room itself be $ 26,450 per night and comes with a individual wine-coloured cellar and dining room , a full outfit kitchen , two private ceiling gardens , and a bathroom you could park a bus in . pluck in the Jacuzzi as well as in the knowledge that the bathroom in your hotel is bigger than most flat in the city straggle out , both literally and figuratively , beneath your foot .
Hilltop Estate Owner’s Accommodation, Laucala Island Resort
FijiOne does not simplybook a roomat the exclusive , $ 40,000 - a - dark guest Doroteo Arango at this haunt on Laucala Island , Fiji . First , one fills out an software , and then one waiting to be approved by the property ’s owner : Red Bull billionaire Dietrich Mateschitz . Which just goes to show that money CAN’T buy everything , include favourable reception from a guy who made billions off of highly concentrated caffeinated sodas passed off as performance drink that most citizenry just use to enable themselves to drink more mid - bender . So .
Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali
Ubud , Bali , IndonesiaFor those days when you ’re just like , y’know , I think I ’ll just take my private whirlybird over to Bali and cool down for a few day , there is the Viceroy Bali ( complete with helipad ) . For the most luxe of the luxe , the Viceroy Villa is a private pool Doroteo Arango with two broad ensuite sleeping room and sizable space for entertaining , provided all those you might entertain also have their own private helicopters because unfortunately those things do n’t accommodate groups . ( I know , it ’s like , UGH . ) You ca n’t book this instantly , but you mayask permissionto book it . study average rates for a stock room can go up to $ 1,726 , assume that the price tag on this is " if you have to ask , you ca n’t afford it . "
The Residence at Grand Luxxe Four Bedroom Residence, Vidanta Nuevo Vallarta
Nuevo Vallarta , MexicoWhen travel in groups , you want to be sure you have plenty of space to adapt everyone . Two chamber with king - size of it beds , two more with treble beds , 4.5 bathrooms , two Jacuzzis , a full gourmet kitchen with breakfast bar and wine ginmill , a dining room table that sit down 10 , two terrace , a dip consortium , and an outdoor dining area at this design residential - hangout residential area 15 minutes from the Puerto Vallarta airport should serve . And all for the it - was - this - or - a - new - car monetary value of $ 14,840 per night .
Null Stern Hotel
Gässlihof , SwitzerlandSometimes opulence can become SO pretentious , that – like a snake eating its own tail – it circles back around to flakey simplicity . Such is the case at the Null Stern ( " zero stars " ) Hotel . There is only one room at this open - air " hotel " located on a Swiss versant , and it has no ceiling , no walls , and no bathroom – although there are public restroom facility just 10 minutes aside . Yay ? At around $ 250 per dark , this topographic point is certainly low-cost ; as well it should be because there are NO WALLS AND NO BATHROOM . You areliterallyjust pay up for a bed some enterprising dudes dragged out into the middle of the Swiss countryside where you may wake up to a scene of Michel Gondry tweeness so absurd it really seems to be kick downstairs the 4th wall of realityand people are all buying into itbecause everything is stupid .
Chalkley Treehouse, Lion Sands Game Reserve
Lion Sands Game Reserve , South AfricaThis private game reservation feature luxury safari Lodge and " treehouses " in the Sabi Sand Game Reserve and Kruger National Park . The receptive - tune Chalkley Treehouse is set up on a lavish platform underneath the mavin – elevated so you do n’t get awoken by , you know , lions feeding on your second joint heart – with all of the comforts of a five - star safari auberge ( except for , you sleep with , a shower ) . But take short letter : a night out under the stars is anactivitybookedin additionto your accommodation appropriate at one of the Lion Sands Lodges , which will set you back roughly in the ballpark of ( and depending on the season and picky lodge ) $ 2,827 per Nox .
Ithaa, Conrad Maldives Rangali Island
Rangali Island , The MaldivesYou can sleep suspended on the side of a mountain , OR you’re able to sleep 16 ft below the aerofoil of the Indian Ocean in this underwater bedroom retinue . The suite must be book at least two weeks in forward motion , as it call for the resort to convert what is otherwise a glass - enclosed underwater restaurant into your own private Pisces bowl . The cost of this aquarium tour : $ 11,710 per night . ( This is the Maldives , after all – one of the most expensive destinations in the world , which signify this unreasonable amount is mistily fairish . ) Also , you may only get to this hotel via seaplane , because obviously .
Skylodge Adventure Suites, Natura Vive
Sacred Valley of Cuzco , PeruMake all of your nightmares come true by paying roughly $ 300 a night to sleep in a translucent " lavishness " capsule suspended from the top of a mountain at the Skylodge Adventure Suites , the world ’s first hanging gild . You need to be in square physical condition to rest here though , because catch to your coffin / capsule expect a 1,300 ft climb , and alas , there are no helipads here . But , hey . It ’s not everywhere that $ 300 buys you a lifetime of agoraphobic incubus grist .
Jade Screen Hotel
Huangshan , ChinaAccommodations set about at a bare $ 123 per night await you after you climb 60,000 stone stairs foreshorten through the scissure of a cliff known as the Thread of Sky . need to upgrade ? charter porters to carry you up in a wicker chair suspended on two bamboo poles – you determine which sounds safer / more restful to you . This ancient website is nestled at the top of a bunch of natural granite tower with wholesale views of the Huangshan mountain reach , but purchaser beware : you are 100 % staying here for the location and the view . The accommodation and comforts here are , in a word , meh . But that view though !
Royal Penthouse Suite at the Hotel President Wilson
Geneva , SwitzerlandThis is THE most expensive hotel room in the earth at $ 83,200 per night , well beyond the average American ’s one-year income . This thing is nearly 18,000sqft with 12 chamber , each with its own marble can . Its wraparound patio alone is 1,680sqft , with bird’s-eye views of Lake Geneva and the Swiss Alps , a private fitness center , a private " royal council chamber " ( presumably for those late - dark meetings that spill out of the United Nations buildings just a few engine block away and over to cigars and Manhattans ) , a private lift , a handpicked prowess collection , one ofveryfewBang 7 Olufsen BeoVision 4 103 - inch blood plasma TVs(with built - in surroundings sound ) , and a Steinway sumptuous piano . The room also comes with a secret pantryman , chef , and personal assistant , as well as its own security system team and wide safety measure like bulletproof glass . You ca n’t make reserve online , which should credibly go without saying by now – but then , you ’re a voguish enough person to come up with better room to blow 83 expectant . What do youtipon that , anyway ?
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Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali
Presidential Suite, Mandarin Oriental
Viceroy Villa, Viceroy Bali
The Residence at Grand Luxxe
Null Stern Hotel
Lion Sands Game Reserve
Natura Vive
Hotel President Wilson