Saturday Night Live ’s glory days were dominated by food for thought - related depicted object . I ’m babble out Schweddy Balls , cheezborgers , no Coke ( Pepsi ! ) , Sloppy Joes served up by suspicious - looking dejeuner noblewoman . This was the stuff of our telecasting - ghost youth , the dinner party table jest everyone ’s mom had it up TO HERE with .
ReliveSNL ’s culinary wideness with these 25 mouthwateringly uproarious sketches .
“Pizza Eating Business” (2013)
Entrepreneurial genius Barb Kelner stumbles upon the best business mind in the history of time : a professional pizza pie - eat up company where she , the sole employee , consume your leftover pizza pie .
“Natural Causes Restaurant” (1977)
A pair of washed - up hippies only serve the kernel from beast that died of natural cause , to the befuddlement of a pair of far out restaurant - goer . fundamentally , this isPortlandiabeforePortlandia .
“Taco Town” (2005)
Honestly , if I check this zany spoof commercial for Taco Town ’s fresh pizza - crepe - taco - pancake - chili bag on TV tomorrow , I ’d trust it was real .
Adam Sandler’s “Lunch Lady Land”(1994)
Back when Adam Sandler was funny ( RIP ) , he performed this true ' ninety Hellenic skit featuring the likes of Mr. Lunch Lady himself , Chris Farley ( also RIP , but for real ) . Sloppy Joes , anyone ?
“Almost Pizza” (2012)
It ’s not delivery , it ’s not DiGiorno , it ’s Almost Pizza ! But look , what is it ? Can you run through it ? Is it pizza ? Does it have powers ? ? What is even take place in this commercial ? ? ? ?
“NPR’s Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls” (1998)
In this unforgettable NPR spoof , our esteemed " Delicious Dish " hosts feature a very extra new Schweddy ware just in prison term for the holidays : orchis . And when you ’re 13 years old , there is literally nothing laughable than two mediate - aged ladies say the word " testis " ( um , also when you ’re 30 ) .
… and, of course, “Schweddy Wiener” (2001)
And who could draw a blank Alec Baldwin ’s picture - steal follow - up appearance debuting his Schweddy Wiener ? No one . The result is no one .
“The French Chef” (1978)
Dan Aykroyd plays a in particular chance event - prone Julia Child who attempts to bone a chicken and ends up spraying blood literally everywhere . It ’s moderately excellent .
“Dunkin' Donuts Commercial Shoot” (1997)
Anybody recollect that " Time to make the donut " Dunkin ' Donuts ad ? Probably not , you silly millennial . Regardless , Jon Lovitz still remove as the shortly - to - withdraw commercial star , position on arrest his before getting out of the biz .
“Chewable Pampers” (2009)
See , these diapers are n’t just biodegradable , they ’re food - degree comestible … and horrifyingly disgusting . But earnestly , Kristen Wiig ’s knack for bathroom humor is always , always so on point .
“Andre the Giant Chooses an Ice Cream Flavor” (2011)
Sometimes there are just too many flavors to choose from , you know ? specially when you ’re Jason Segel play a whacked - out Andre the Giant , for some grounds . I mean , I experience this . I ’m also feeling this lovely flyspeck cone .
“Samurai Delicatessen” (1976)
A samurai owns a deli ( hilarious ! ) and has a very unique attack to slicing sandwiches ( a steel ! ) . This is your pappa ’s favorite intellectual nourishment - related resume star your pappa ’s favoriteSNLalum , John Belushi .
“Crystal Gravy” (1993)
Picture a goopy , altogether clear bonanza that tastes fantastic and makes your mashed potato look like they ’ve been douse in lube . Cool , right ?
“The Olympia Restaurant: Cheeseburger, Chips, and Pepsi” (1978)
This is it , the food for thought skit to end all food skits : the Olympia Restaurant . Steve Murray et al . fetch the house down with their caricature of Chicago ’s disgruntle Billy Goat Tavern staff and it ’s never not mirthful . Annoying uncles the domain over , you ’re welcome .
“The Anal Retentive Chef” (1989)
OK , so there ’s this chef , and he has an sure-enough - schooling cooking show , and he really , really hates disorder . And messiness . And jolly much everything else . Also , Phil Hartman + John Goodman = magic .
“Sexy Cakes” (1994)
Patrick Stewart plays a pervy baker proprietor trying to betray a super - weird , very un - sexy cake to a bachelor party . Trust us , Sexy Cakes is not a regular bakery , it ’s a fun bakehouse .
“Jamie Lee Curtis for Activia” (2008)
Hungry for more Kristen Wiig gross - out stuff ? Look no further . Though ya girl might be keeping it a small too real with her portrayal of a very , uh , probiotic - rich Jamie Lee Curtis .
“Top Dog Chef” (2013)
literal dog ( OK , histrion dress as dogs ) compete in a dog translation ofTop Chefwhere they manipulate pawl - like things in a hotdog - like way and have dog - like name . To be fair , they had me at " Padma Leash - me . "
“Cooking Class” (2003)
THE Jack Black cameos as an instructor at the Learning Annex ( one of those barren schools for bored grown - ups ) , specify to teach a bunch of oddballs to cook . Hilarity , of course of study , ensues .
“Brownie Husband” (2010)
Duncan Hines ' late travesty Cartesian product also happens to resemble every womanhood ’s dreaming gentleman’s gentleman : tall , dark , and smelling of copious milk chocolate . And that goes double for Liz Lemon .
“Guy Fieri’s Full Throttle Christmas Special” (2013)
America ’s spiky - haired stunner is at it again , this meter keep company by an all - star cast of lunatics ( i.e. , Kid Rock ) who are all whole stoked on Christmas . Shit gets weird .
“Super Bass-O-Matic” (1976)
According to Dan Aykroyd , no advanced kitchen is complete without a Super Bass - group O - Matic , a extremely technologically ripe ( read : 100 % average in every way ) blender that just purees raw Pisces the Fishes . Yep .
“Nikey Turkey” (1990)
In this seasonal charmer , Chris Rock front like a stripling , the song is doubtlessly fresh , and that turkey-’90s basketball sneaker cross looks cool AF . This is solid goldSNL .
“KFC Lovers Mourn the Death of Colonel Sanders” (1980)
A group of fry poulet - fancier aggrieve over the expiration of their messiah in this early-’80s hit sketch . There ’s nothing like drowning your sorrows in a pail of chicken .
“Jon Hamm’s John Ham” (2008)
Handsome man Jon Hamm would like to say you about an modern new problem solver , John Ham – slice of ham stand for to be eaten on the toilet . Do n’t forget the mustard greens soap !
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