The 25 Scariest 'Real Housewives' Moments of All Time

Halloween only come once a year , but theReal Housewivesscare the bejesus out of us all the clock time , no matter the time of year . With all the gross , shivery , and incredible things that happen across the franchise on a hebdomadary basis , it ’s sometimes undecipherable if we ’re watching a realism show or a horror flick . Here are 25 times whenhorror masterssuch as Wes Craven , John Carpenter , or Dario Argento might have actually been directing our favorite shriek monkey .

25. Sheree and Marlo turn into banshees (Atlanta)

One of my favoriteReal Housewivesfights of all time : Sheree Whitfield and Marlo Hampton really got into it on a trip to South Africa . However , they pop off from using their words to speaking in some variety of alien screeching language that no one can understand . It experience even chilling if you watch it slowed down ( above ) – they voice like demons forthwith after they ’ve been exorcize .

24. Joe Gorga’s black ooze (New Jersey)

Think aboutThe X - FilesorPrometheus , and there is always some mysterious black sludge that is infecting people and doing awful things to them . That happened when Joe Gorga and Joe Giudice got forcible at a family retreat . After the dust - up , they were both cover in a unearthly black pic ( you’re able to see it on the security guy ’s bald head teacher in the clip above ) . turn out the substance was n’t that mysterious : It was Joe Gorga ’s spray - on hair .

23. Grandma Wrinkles (New Jersey)

Every witch call for a black qat , ripe ? Well , Dina Manzo has something even creepier : a hairless cat . Meet Grandma Wrinkles , who not only looks like 3lbs of uncooked turkey pelt , but reportedly also smells . In this exposure , she ’s about to wed sexuality warlock and fellowReal Housewivespooch Gigolo .

22. Taylor Armstrong vs. cotton candy (Beverly Hills)

Sometimes the scary things are workaday acts that are just exaggerated . Take Taylor Armstrong essay to wipe out cotton candy with her monstrous lips . It should seem quotidian , but there ’s something aboutthe style she does itthat makes it appear like a Venus flytrap has just swallowed every louse in the entire world all at once .

21. Kimberly’s prom (Beverly Hills)

As a veteran ofEscape to Witch Mountainand other creepy-crawly classics , Beverly Hills ' resident Baby Jane , Kim Richards , should know a thing or two about frightening the great unwashed . But it ’s when she ’s not even trying that she ’s at her most petrifying . When her daughter Kimberly was going to the prom , Kim was caught in the screen background makingchicken saladwith her bare hands and thenstaring out through the blindsin a way that learn less like " concerned mother " and more " I ’m about to snub up your entire family . "

20. Tamra’s spooky party (Orange County)

This is what the Real Housewives of Orange County look like when they do Halloween . It ’s way more Elvira and far less Crypt Keeper . Still , they get plenty of item for stay on theme .

19. Ramona cuts Kristen on the lake (New York)

perhaps it ’s that we never experience what is lurking below the surface , or maybe it ’s justFriday the 13th , but lake are really fucking scary . Just ask Kristen Taekman . She just splashed Ramona Singer a little bite , and Ramona retaliate by throwing a wine glass at Kristen , slicing her rim open . Do n’t let that blood get in the body of water – who knows what menace it might pull .

18. Andy’s birds (Orange County)

Not even franchise impresario Andy Cohen can escape the horror . It was something the right way out of Hitchcock when he wasattacked by a birdat this reunion particular .

17. Alex McCord’s Herman Munster boots (New York)

After a fateful trip to Morocco , Luann de Lesseps criminate Alex McCord of weary " Herman Munster skid " in one of the most withering insults to Herman Munster ever recorded . Alex felt the need topost a pictureof her Louis Vuitton boots to prove that they were n’t as flagitious as they were made out to sound .

16. The mermaid (Beverly Hills)

What the hell was wrong with that mermaid of doom at Mohamed Hadid ’s party ?

15. Pizza laser (Atlanta)

You know thatscene inBarbarellawhere they whip her in the Excessive Machine and it tries to orgasm her to death ? That is what I think of when I think of Kim Zolciak getting some weird laser machine in her house to shoot off all of her fat . Oh , and she was eating pizza while it kick the bucket to work .

14. Vicki Gunvalson’s scream (Orange County)

Every repulsion picture show ask its thigh-slapper queen , and the OG of the OC can put all of Freddy Krueger ’s victim to pity . Whether she ’s blackguard about afamily van , offload at aBunco party(I still do n’t make out what that is ) , or letting everyone in the world know she hasnever had multiple partners in her life-time , Vicki can curdle the blood like no other .

13. Ramona Singer catwalking (New York)

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12. Halle Berry fromBAP*S(Atlanta)

Let us get one matter clear : Porsha Stewart did not want to be Halle Berry fromBAP*S. When Kenya Moore assigned costumes for her " Black Icons " company , she require her deadly enemy Porsha to groom as Halle Berry play a exhaust hood rat . Instead , Porsha dressed as Halle Berry play Dorothy Dandridge . ( Is n’t that just dress at Dorothy Dandridge ? ) This is a company foul that wenthorribly awry(skip to 21:09 ) .

11. David and Shannon’s funerals (Orange County)

After David Beador cheat on his wife , Shannon , he would do absolutely anything to get their marriage back on path – including fake their own funerals , concluded with mock headstones . Man , this is some seriously morbid shit .

10. Mama Elsa’s black magic (Miami)

It was strange enough when Marysol Patton ’s mother Elsa utter about see spirits and being a psychical . It was even worse when Marysolvisited another seeron the Miami mystical circle who said that a center - aged light-haired charwoman had done calamitous magic on Elsa . Someone sacrifice a unrecorded chicken , stat !

9. Ramona’s eerie prediction (New York)

TheRHONYSeason 4 slip to Morocco was a thing of incubus . Not only was there the Herman Munster shoes ( No . 17 ) and a camel tone-beginning , but Ramona Singer also blab to a luck narrator who distinguish her that her husband , Mario , was wander on her . It did n’t seem that upsetting at the metre , but fast - forrard five years and Ramona trip up Mario cheat in their Hamptons home . That is some scary prophesy - coming - true action .

8. Leeches! (Orange County)

Heather Dubrow will try anything to take care like the youngest Real Housewife . When she was phlebotomise through her dress at an event , she break to the char that she had hirudinean applied to her gut as a beauty treatment . Not only was that yucky , but when she showed them the wound , it reckon more like the mark of Satan than anything else .

7. The curse of Carlton (Beverly Hills)

One - season curiosity Carlton Gebbia always told everyone that she was Wiccan , but she tried to play herself off as a skilful beldam . After fellow Housewife Joyce Giraud puddle her off , Carlton stray a spell on her that manifestly made Joyce ’s married man Michael violently sick . Just for that , they should have kept the Wicked Witch of the West Coast around for another year .

6. The creepiest house (Miami,Atlanta)

There is something about a creepy house full of weird dolls , dusty taxidermy , and strange insignias lorded over by a maniacal German who will snap on his guests as soon as he invites them for a looking glass of wine-colored . Miami real demesne big businessman Thomas Kramer has a house that seems straight out of an episode ofScooby - Doo . It was featured not only onReal woman of the house of Miami(where he throw Mama Elsa out for not being a lady ) , but also onReal Housewives of Atlanta(above ) , when he hosted Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes . It ’s shocking everyone made it out alive .

5. Dorinda’s red balloon (New York)

One of the eeriest psychical reading was when a tea reader in Queens state Dorinda Medley that her late husband wanted to know about a balloon , and Dorinda distinguish the story of how , a few days after her husband ’s demise , a red balloon that was on the priming coat be adrift up and into her bedroom , and she was confident it was the spirit of her married man . This is the kind of ghost account that makes you want to call out .

4. Murder at the Posche fashion show (New Jersey)

recall the scene inThe Shiningwhere Shelley Duvall is be given away from craze maniac Jack Nicholson as he tries to kill her with an ax ? The same affair happened to Danielle Staub when Teresa Giudice was on the rampage at the Posche fashion show . She was n’t trying to kill her though , just snatch a big clump out of her weave .

3. Aviva’s leg (New York)

It was creepy-crawly enough when Aviva Drescher went to the barn where her leg was cut off in a puerility accident , but it was even scary when her disembodied prosthesis was sit down in the middle of the storey at Le Cirque after she threw it at the other Housewives . At least there was n’t any blood .

2. Scary Island (New York)

Watching Kelly Bensimon totally unravel in front of her castmates is one of the most unsettling thing that has ever been broadcast on television system . They do n’t call itScary Islandfor nothing !

1. The medium gets large (Beverly Hills)

Mixing psychics and the Real Housewives is sort of like drinking beer and liquor on the same night : It ’s always messy , and someone is going to start scream . That is exactly what bechance when Camille Grammer invite Allison DuBois , the woman who revolutionise the boob tube showMedium , to dinner and she got into a tussle with Kyle Richards , telling her that she knew exactly when Kyle would die and desire that the other women would dispatch each other . This was truly thedinner company from hell , and it was govern over by one flame - hirsute , vaping demon .

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