So , you think vodka is boring because it ’s flavorless ? Well , the industry heard you forte and unmortgaged , and rewarded you , for good or unfit , with a superfluity of flavored vodkas . What begin as bare and somewhat obvious flavors like citrus , vanilla and raspberry , quickly get out of hand as companies on the face of it spin a toothed wheel wheel of potential flavors . The result is a range of perfectly mad look that you not only never knew existed , but likely never even thought potential . Here , the weirdest flavor vodka on the market place right now .
Bacon
Bakon
A product of the Great Bacon Craze of 2009 , Bakon ’s Roger Bacon - flavored vodka givesBloody Marysa subtle , smokey meat flavor . Do you need to add a signature of savory character to a drink ? Bakon . Is there something lacking in you brunch boozing ? Bakon . Do you own abacon onesieand could n’t stop think about bacon while watch over Okja ? Bakon .
Tobacco
Ivanabitch
For those who mourn the disappearance of pot - filled dive cake , Ivanabitch ( actual name ) offer a tobacco - and - menthol - flavor vodka . It ’s the taste without the lung damage , and will prompt you about that time you accidentally cut down a Kool into your vodkaMartiniand just kept drink it anyway .
250,000 Scovilles
Naga Chilli
The Scoville scale measures the spice degree in chile peppers . For example , a jalapeño comes in at 3,500 SHU ( Scoville high temperature units ) . Naga Chilli vodka comes in at a walloping 250,000 SHU . 250,000 Scovilles is like taking the hottest matter you ’ve ever eaten , multiply that by 100 and then drinking it . go along with forethought and a tall Methedrine of milk .
Glazed Donut
360
Homer Simpson ’s spirit of choice is just as good for a dessert drink as it is for breakfast . When you want to keep your brunch going after your orange juice fill Mimosa is empty , Glazed Donut vodka is there for you .
PB&J
Van Gogh
While most of us were out there chase thecandy side of nostalgia , Van Gogh Vodka hold up after the playground classic PB&J. It ’ll prompt you of the year when a mid - morning recess took the edge off the Clarence Day .
Dill Pickle
Naked Jay
Picklebacks , with their separate shots of liquor and saltwater , are just way too much workplace . But that does n’t mean you have to escape out on the glorious jazz group of glowering and strong drink . hear Naked Jay and you ’ll see why pickles and inebriant are such a big dill .
Tomato
Crop Harvest Earth Organic
For the bloodiest of Bloody Marys . One of the key to abetter Bloody Maryis determine the correct residue between alcohol and tomato , and if your taste is very much on the “ more tomato ” side , then you need tomato vodka .
Chocolate Covered Pretzel
Wave
fundamentally the chocolate version of salt caramel flavored vodka ( also a literal affair ) with , we can only assume , a jot of yeast . With the compounding of salt , pretzel and chocolate , you really ca n’t go awry .
Frosting
Cupcake
Everyone have it away the right part of a cupcake is the ice , even Cupcake brand vodka . With frosting vodka , you could skip mighty to that best part and forefend all the crumbles .
Fresh Cut Grass
Oddka
Fresh cut grass is one of the top five perfume of all time — this is not up for debate — but we ’ve never thought about drink the stuff before ( promise ) . This could be a thousand task game auto-changer and we can only simulate it ’s aLes Miles ducky .
Electricity
Electricity - flavored vodka is worrying for a few of reasons . The first being that you may not drink electrical energy . The second being that liquids and electrical energy should not mix . Third , we ’re not Nikola Tesla . It does , however , make us rethink our recipe for our PokémonTeam Instinctsignature cocktail .
Wasabi
This Oddka offering does n’t frighten us nearly as much as Electricity , and has the added bonus of a flavor that we can all understand . Plus it would taste awe-inspiring in our green , sushi - inspiredMaki Mary .
Salty Caramel Popcorn
eventually , the perfect look to pussyfoot into the movie . Who would ’ve thought that someone would make out up with a flavored vodka that both satisfies your caramel corn craving and gets around the exorbitant theater Zea mays everta cost ?
Cinnamon Churros
Smirnoff
We have no problem with this . Churros rule .
Root Beer Float
Spiking an ice cream float with hard root beer is a great mind . Why not lace it even harder ? One thing is for sure , you definitely wo n’t be watering down any of the delicious root beer swim bladder flavors .
Red, White and Berry
Per Smirnoff , this patriotic tipple “ taste like exemption . ” Which , fine , it ’s sire the colors .
Smoked Salmon
Alaska Distillery
Themost Alaska thing to ever Alaska , piquant , savory smoke Salmon River vodka is aBloody Caesarmatch made in brunch heaven .
Hemp Seed
Do n’t get too emotional : This hemp infusion will only get you potty , put this vodka squarely in the ranks ofTHC - free cannabis intoxicant . It ’s far from the only marijuana inspired vodka ( Humboldt Distilleryhas one , as does the gloriously namedDr . Stoner ’s ) , and with the way things are cash in one’s chips with legalization this is a flavour that will stick around for a while .
Bubble Gum
Three Olives
All of the tone , none of the bubble . That should n’t stop you from essay , though .
Loopy
A not so pernicious but trademark - infringement - costless nod to Fruit Loops , Loopy vodka taste like a bowl of cereal . If there ’s one thing we ’ve learned in adulthood , it ’s thatyour favorite childhood cereal is utter for cocktails .
Tartz
This is SweeTart - flavored vodka is just begging to be smuggled into a movie theater , preferably alongside your Salty Caramel Popcorn vodka .
Purple
Just to be clear , “ violet ” is not , and never has been , a look . But , according to Three Olea europaea , it savour like frozen grapes , and if Oddka can get by with “ electricity , ” Three European olive tree can get away with purpleness .
S’mores
The only satisfactory way to pledge S’mores - flavour vodka is in dash drinking glass made fromtoasted marshmallows . Or by a campfire . Or when you ’re hungry and thirsty for confection at the same metre .
Cherry Cola
Burnett’s
Cola and vodka might sound like a strange combination , but everything deserves a chance . The savor jazz band isreportedly a favorite of Taylor Swift , who go through vodka and Diet Coke like a college entrant with an empty mini electric refrigerator . Taylor , we found your newfangled post - show drink .
Sugar Cookie
While not as universally beloved as its chocolate chip cousin , the cabbage cooky is a basic crowd pleaser . It ’s just plain enough to be pleasant-tasting and euphemistic , and we ca n’t imagine this vodka to be any different .
Various Flavors of Whipped Cream
Pinnacle
Tired of boring old rack up cream vodka ? Good news . Pinnacle now makes flavored lash emollient vodkas like orange whisk cream . This is , basically , third wave season vodka , where the only flavors left to make are flavors ground on other sapidity .
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Bakon Vodka/Facebook
Ivanabitch
Naga Chilli Vodka
Naked Jay Vodka
Crop Harvest Earth Organic Vodka/Facebook
Wave Vodka
Cupcake Vodka/Trader Joes
Smirnoff
Smirnoff
Smirnoff
Alaska Distillery
Three Olives Vodka
Three Olives Vodka
Three Olives Vodka
Three Olives Vodka
Three Olives Vodka
Burnett’s Vodka
Burnett’s Vodka
Pinnacle