Anyone who ever offer to go with their mum to the bank as a nestling has one thing in rough-cut : an unconditioned sexual love for ice lolly . But now that we ’re adults and our day of buzz off away with blue - razzing stained tongues are behind us , we need a new sucker to fill the Dum - Dum nothingness . Thanks to these master alchemists , we can now indulge in boozy lollipop and feel like a wide-cut - eyed kid in the confect store ( or bank ) again .
Bourbon and Ancho Chile, Pop Organic
fresh and piquant , these lollipopsuse anchor up ancho chiles for a touch of soft estrus , marrying the smoky flavors of bourbon and chiles . Pop Organic , a Minnesota - based Etsy store , also sells Jim BeamWhiskey Creampops , as well asEggnoglollies ( made with actual Jamaican rum ) for the holidays .
Absinthe, Lolliphile
While absinthe ’s many myth have proven to be , for the most part , unfounded , it ’s still fun to suck onLollyphile’sabsinthe lollipopsand let the Green Fairy point the way . Not a fan of Pimpinella anisum ? Lolliphile offers a wide range of boozy pops , includingHabanero Tequila , AmarettoandSalty Greydog .
Flappers & Gin, The Groovy Baker
Anyone throwing a Gatsby - level shindig needs these opulentFlappers & Ginlollipops . Made by New York - based Etsy shopThe Groovy Baker , these lollies are Infused with Bombay Sapphire , whose signature low-spirited bottle inspired the delicacy ’s vibrant color . The citrus - snare pop let in a jot of rosewater and cardamon and is finished with tiny sugar beads or “ pearl . ” The shop also sells a immense range of creative boozy lollipop , includingGrand Marnier , ChambordandBaileysflavored confection .
Mai Tai, Holly’s Lollies
try that the tiki drift know no bounds , U.K.-basedHolly ’s Lollieshas createdMai Tai lollipops , which are made with substantial rummy and zesty lime and orange smell ( a nod to the orange curaçao in a traditionalMai Tai ) . Rum fans will be entranced to discover that Holly also sellsMojito , DaiquiriandPiña Coladapops , as well as an authenticBritish Ciderlolly if you ’re craving a crisp apple lollipop .
Pinot Noir, QUIN Candy
If you ’re count for the perfect sweet to take up on with your girlfriends at the next Wine - Not Wednesday gathering , thisPinot Noir lollipopis for you . The Portland - basedQUIN Candysources their wine fromUnion Wine Co.in Oregon . Prefer a bottle of white ? Try the smasher and pear - forwardPinot Gris lolliesinstead .
Tequila Worm Sucker, Hotlix
In honor of the flakey , pointless custom of adding a larva to a bottle of tequila or mezcal , Hotlixtraps the niggling critter in their tequila flavored lollipops , which sadly do n’t contain existent inebriant . Just how many licks does it take to get to the free louse inside ? Well … how about you go first ?
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