I am very famous and important , which means taking the subway is a encumbrance . I get tired easily and do not like it when stairs go up . So , I favour to be picked up and shuttle around the City That Never log Z’s ™ in an air - train car . And because I ’m so fun to be around , I always want to partake in the ride . That is why I always take an uberPOOL .
UberPOOL pairs you with other riders heading in the same direction as you . In add-on tohelping you save money , it provides dateless amusement as you ’re concede the chance to share the backseat of a auto with stranger from every walk of life . The Uber gods have hallow me with a plethora of amusing pooler and I have overheard a great many thing during my rides . Here is a sampling :
Girl holding Solo cup of red wine-colored : I hate that bar . It look like a hotel . Girl putting on swimming eyeliner : People come from Jersey to go there . Girl hold Solo cup of red wine : Gross .
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Guy with cool hat : Henry has some low-down - key misogyny issue he has to deal with . girlfriend with brown hair : Is he , like , aware of it?Guy with cool hat : Yeah , but like , he was defensive of Cosby .
Girl hold out Lululemons : Everyone in Michigan is likefromMichigan . Guy who look like he just got punch in the fount ( in a hot way):Yeah . fille wearing Lululemons : I’m insensate .
adult male in bold outfit : I’ve had it with my florist . fille with fiddling rat - dog in pocketbook : You’ve been through so much . homo in bold outfit : Enough is enough .
Woman crying on the phone : That is NOT how you write an " radius " in cursive .
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Girl popping her gum for integral ride : That ’s what she and Sarah have in common – they both like to do things . acquaintance of girl popping her gum tree for entire ride : I love it .
Dude A : Dude , check it . My mummy is in my phone as " Drake . “Dude B : Dude … how do you do that ?
Hipster chick with gray hair or real old woman ( unclear):That ’s the thing about art , it ’s just like … there .
spicy , vacant man : Do you party?Hot , vacant fair sex : You’re so rum . Hot , vacant man:Small dick baffle hardHot , vacant woman:*Falls in everlasting lovemaking *
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Handsome man : What do you do for a living?Me : I’m a comedian . Handsome man : Like Amy Schumer?Me:*Puts headphones in *
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