If you ’ve ever look at a perfectly dear cheeseburger and think to yourself , Man , I wish there were a full - size of it live dog-iron decently in the middle of this thing , then 1 ) seek help immediately and 2 ) you may finally be in chance . Turns out there ’s a Modern – andpatented– frankenfood that combines bothan full hamburgerandan entire hot dog under one oddly form bun .

It ’s calledthe Hamdog , and it could very well challenge everything you thought you knew about food , if not the cosmos . As excuse in areportby news.com.au , the insane beefburger - hot hound hybrid was make by Mark Murray , who patent the design in the United States back in 2009 . He late started selling the gargantuan grilled meat vehicles in Australia – about a year after first pitch the concept on the res publica ’s version ofShark Tank– and as you could imagine , people are kind of freak out over them .

And no , a Hamdog is n’t just a Warren Burger with a raging dog throw in among the layers of topping . or else , Murray and his work party slice up a burger cake in one-half and insert a hot dogbetweenthe pieces on a custom - form bun designed to oblige the meat combination ’s oblong shape . Each one is topped with lettuce , cheese , tomato , pickles , and three condiments – ketchup , table mustard , and mayo , fit in to the report . In other words , you ’re literally fuck off the best of both worlds , which when you take a moment to believe about it , actually does n’t sound that disturbed .

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Here ’s a video fromthe company ’s Facebook pageshowing how Hamdogs are made :

Various news reports make no honorable mention of if or when the Hamdog will arrive in the United States , but Murray said he ’s presently seeking parties concerned in buying into the byplay and trade Hamdogs across Australia . But seeing as America is the holy land of backyard barbecues and stunt food loanblend , it ’s probably only a thing of clock time , common people .

Oh , and just imagine what this affair will do to theis - a - red-hot - dog - a - sandwich debate …

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