The Lonely Island ’s Jorma Taccone is an expert on the tricky mechanics of papa stardom . And he should be : he ’s scored countless viral hits onSNLwith his childhood Friend Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer , released chart - dominate albums , collaborated with pros like Justin Timberlake , andperformed at giant prize shows . Now   he ’s one of the sensation , writers , and theatre director ofPopstar : Never lay off Never Stopping , a hilarious and disturbingly accurate parody ofBehind the Music - style documentaries like Justin Bieber’sNever Say Never . The guy cable knows his diddley .

So , when I meet the 39 - year - old comic and ballad maker at Manhattan ’s swanky Mandarin Oriental hotel recently , I have sex I wanted to necessitate him about Justin Bieber ’s oftenmystifying , controversial , andoccasionally transcendentInstagram account . If anyone could make sense of the Bieb ’s deep social media presence , it ’s the dude who oncesucked his own dick   next to himand has now made a whole moving-picture show that keep – and playfully mocks – Canada ’s most controversial melodic exportation .

fortunately , Jorma was more than willing to go deep on what makes the stark popstar ' gm , starting with a more or less unsafe - looking Panthera tigris photo and only getting more dangerous from there .

Jorma Taccone, Andy Samberg, the lonely island

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“[Uncaptioned tiger shot]”

Here ’s the first photo I want to show you . It ’s Justin Bieber with a tiger . I bet it ’s a uncommon tiger . That ’s my guess .

Why do you think celebrities and pop star are often into groundless animals?I think it ’s all because you could be . Normal mass do n’t get to be around uncivilised animals . It ’s rarefied melody to be in the presence of a potential beast that may kill you . That ’s probably the reason . Because you’re able to .

“Really cool piece”

In this one he ’s mystify a necklace . That look like a puma or something like that . But cross in diamond . What do you call it ? It ’s not bedazzled because it ’s real diamonds but … what ’s the name of it ? It ’s not bejeweled . It’s … bezzled ?

That sounds right . Bezzled nicely with – I ’m assuming those are n’t cubic zirconia – that ’s probably the real raft . That ’s my guess .

So this next exposure sorta have a stir online . Are you gon na show me a moving picture of his dick , man ?

“I colored this”

There it is . Oh , he drew this ?

It ’s a hentai coloring book . I was going to be so impressed if he really drew that freehand . Why did that cause a stir ? Because it gravel everyone all horny ?

I thinkpeople were just confusedwhy he took a depiction of it . He ’s proud of his work . wait at it ! He ’s completely in the communication channel on all of that .

grown coloring books are pop now . It ’s become a matter .

Have you ever done one?I’ve seen them but I ’ve never done them before . I have a child so I just do regular coloring books . I have n’t advance to the adult chapter .

“What a beast”

This is a photo of Ryan Gosling in that movieThe Place Beyond the pine tree . But Bieber take in this ?

I intend it ’s a still from the movie and he posted it on Instagram . That ’s way weird . Maybe he just wanted you to make out what he was up to . He was watchingThe situation Beyond the true pine .

You guys work with a lot of unlike artists . What ’s the most surprising matter you ’ve ever found out a player or celebrity is into?You’ve designate me a couple things right now . I think as an overall thing , our power to engage with celebrity has changed so immensely over the last 15 years , and in the last brace long time in particular , that now there are so many thing that are unbelievable that it ’s really hard to keep track almost . There are a million things you could say . You could tell me almost anything about anyone and I ’d be like , " Yeah , that cause sense . " But with Snapchat and other things , the oversharing of the mundane has become so prevalent that you see every aspect of people ’s lives , which I do n’t know how that ’s feign us or those people . We do Snapchat but a slew of our snaps are sorta meant to nurse more than they are to show , " Look at this sandwich ! There ’s cheddar on it ! " We do n’t overshare personal stuff – not to say there ’s anything wrong with it . Certain people have become immensely popular doing that and it ’s become a commercial enterprise or a branding chance for a batch of people , including DJ Khaled . He ’s like a motivational speaker .

Yeah , he ’s like a guru . There ’s nothing wrong with that if that ’s what you want your life to be like . Kevin Hart snaps his whole fucking life-time . That ’s part of their connective with their fans and if you ’re good at it and like doing it , there ’s nothing wrong with it needs . Whether people need to employ with that , it ’s their prerogative .

“Dat ass doe”

Here ’s a famous picture of Bieber on the beach . First of all : why would n’t you share that ? The only question is : where ’s the reversal ? And I guess he did the reverse at some point .

Have you ever institutionalize nude picture and occupy about them pass online?I sent one dick pic of my fry ’s dick to my doctor because I was worried about his dick . It turn out , his gumshoe was utterly okay . But it was a weird dick pic to send to a woman medico . Be like , " Here , check out this dick . It ’s for a 9 - calendar month - old . "

I ’m glad everything puzzle out out . I want that in photographic print though that his tool is big . It ’s perfectly ok .

These are the questions multitude require answered . Yeah .

The Lonely Islandhas an Instagram , but you do n’t have an account as an individual , right?I only havea Twitter as an individualand I ’m very unfit at that .

And you do n’t have a secret Instagram ? I ’ve find out other famous multitude say they have a clandestine Instagram for family and friends . No . But I created an Instagram for our DP who is also a very good friend of mine , Brandon Trost , who has hit a million things you would get laid . He inject our moving-picture show , he shot my wife ’s movie , Diary of a Teenage Girl , he shotThe Interviewand a million things with Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg . He ’s great . But I need to make a website for him call " FuckMyLighting.com " as a really snarky , lousy theatrical role that he was playing who was like , " Ah , search at this frame . It was almost perfect but there ’s a squawk off the chrome in the back . know my inflammation . " [ laughs ] It was just me being really obnoxious . " I had the great Seth Rogen in the shot but look there ’s a little flash off his glasses . Fuck my inflammation . " It was just frame from his movies and me being a little poop about it . But I was doing it against his will . He was fine with it , but he was n’t thrilled .

So , in the process of looking this up , I found this weird thing . Oh , I go for I cognise what it is .

“tttttrrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnn”

I do n’t wish this .

It ’s calledthe Daily Jorma Tacconeand it ’s just photos of you , but they brand the same photo every day . Ah , what ? That ’s freaky . I ’ve not seen this . First of all , there are so many fearful photo of me online because I ca n’t serve but make awful , awful faces so I can only guess how foul most days are . I ’m not a neat - look guy but I ’m not like as fearful as I wait online in a lot of photo . So , I want to apologize to the multitude who either control that site or the people that made it .

Why do you think someone would make that?My guess is that my name is weird and they think it ’s more or less funny . Or maybe it ’s a fan ? But I remember it ’s more that my name is uncanny and it ’s kinda comical to make a site about it .

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