As much as fans loveGame of Thronesfor its shocking winding , unnerving firedrake flights , andauthority - wielding 10 - class - old , the show ’s hugger-mugger weapon has always been its witticism . When an installment complete , you ca n’t exactly recreate any of the softheaded moments in your livelihood elbow room – unless you hold up in a jumbo castle with a cool moat – but you’re able to quote the funniest zinger , sickest burns , wise apophthegm , and just plain badass vow of retribution .
To assist you in the never - ending quest to charm your booster , alien your eff ones , and irritate all of your feeble - disposed co - workers who do n’t bow before the Lord of Light – that ’s what I call my HBO GO explanation – we ’ve gone ahead and meet up the most acid one - liner from this season so far .
Jaime Lannister , to Cersei after tell her their girl died:“Everything they ’ve taken from us , we ’re going to take back – and more . "
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Ellaria Sand , to Doran right before she stabs him:“Your son is weak , just like you . And weak men will never rule Dorne again . "
Khal Moro , to the other Dothraki oaf after they bring up other thing that might be better than figure a beautiful cleaning lady naked for the first time:“Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five undecomposed things in life history . "
Tyrion Lannister , after Lord Varys says he used to steal from people like Tyrion when he was a boy:“It ’s a salutary thing you ’re not a male child any longer . Because you have no cock . "
Tyrion Lannister , after his knowledge of dragon is questioned:“That ’s what I do . I booze and I roll in the hay things . "
Tyrion Lannister , talking to the dragons:“I’m here to aid . Do n’t wipe out the help . "
Tyrion Lannister , to Lord Varys after leaving the flying dragon pit:“Next clock time I have an mind like that , punch me in the boldness . "
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Lyanna Mormont , when Sansa and Jon come to Bear Island:“As far as I understand , you ’re a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton . Or is she a Lannister ? I ’ve heard conflicting reports . "
Tormund , after Jon Snow insists he ’s not a god:“I have sex that . I saw your pecker . What kind of god would have a pecker that small ? "
Smalljon Umber , after Ramsay manipulate sadness about the destruction of his father:“Your father was a bitch , and that ’s why you killed him . "
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Daenerys , to the Dothraki right before she kill them in a fire:“You are modest men . None of you are fit to lead the Dothraki . But I am . So I will . "
Daenerys , to the slaveholder when they said her reign is over:“My sovereignty has just lead off . "
Davos , to a fresh not - dead Jon Snow:“You were dead and now you ’re not . That ’s completely bloody mad , seems to me . I can only imagine what it means to you . "
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Tyrion , quoting Littlefinger to Lord Varys:“As a cagey gentleman once severalize me , ' We make peace with our enemies , not our protagonist . ' "
Sansa , to a cowering Littlefinger at their Mole ’s Town meeting:“Did you know about Ramsay ? If you did n’t know , you ’re an imbecile . If you did know , you ’re my foeman . "
Sansa , to Ramsay on the evening of the Battle of the Bastards . “You’re going to die tomorrow , Lord Bolton . "
Lord Varys , to Kinvara , the other creepy-crawly Red Priestess on the show:“I guess it ’s toilsome for a fanatic to admit a misunderstanding . Is n’t that the whole point of being a fanatic ? "
Randyll Tarly , to his son Sam when he comes home:“I thought the Night ’s Watch might make a valet de chambre of you . Something resemble a valet , at least . "
Yara Greyjoy , to her sad - sack brother Theon after he kvetch about his luck in life:“Fuck judge then . We ’ll get revenge . "
Yara Greyjoy , saying goodbye to her brother right before grabbing a well-disposed char at the bar:“Now , since it ’s my last night on shoring for a while , I ’m cash in one’s chips to go fuck the tit off this one . "
Tormund Giantsbane , on the study of loyalty:“We’re not canny like you Southerner . When we say we ’ll do something , we do it . "
Olenna Tyrell , to Cersei after she makes a threat:“You’ve lose , Cersei . It ’s the only joy I can find in all this misery . "
Olenna Tyrell , again to Cersei , this fourth dimension after she tries to make a truce:“I wonder if you might be the most horrifying person I ’ve ever assemble . "
Brother Ray , lecturing the Hound to be more zen:“Violence is a disease . You do n’t cure it by spreading it to more hoi polloi . "
Bronn , after Jaime say his military instincts are better than the Lannister army:“That ’s like read I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army . "
The Hound , to a man who just wo n’t die:“You’re take a crap at dying , you get it on that ? "
Brienne of Tarth , talk to Pod after he says the giant army around a castle looks like a siege:“You have a keen military head , Pod . "
The Hound , after being told he ’s have old and right before he defeat a man:“This one ’s not . "
Lady Crane , to Arya after feed her soup that as if by magic cure her stab wounds:“Trust me – if my soup did n’t wipe out you , nothing will . "
Tormund Giantsbane , to Davos the night before the Battle of the Bastards:“Happy shitting ! "
Melisandre , providing helpful advice to Jon Snow before he point into battle:“Don’t drop off . "
Davos Seaworth , right before leading his man into battle:“We may as well be claim shits back here . "
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