Here ’s the affair about eating at football game game . Just when you think you have had everything your stadium has to offer , you find out …
… actually , you lie with what ? You ’re just go to skitter this intro and go decently to your preferred squad ’s choice right away anyway – it does n’t really count how I jell this fall guy up .
In light of that ( and because you guys are n’t going to be reading this ) I require to get the following off my dresser : live dogsaresandwiches , Eli Manning is an elite field general , and I , for one , intend extra time should be settled with a sudden - death thumb war between each squad ’s sweatiest player .
Courtesy of Primanti Brothers
Now , if you are still here for some reason , go find your squad .
Arizona Cardinals (University of Phoenix Stadium)
Pizza boxful nachos
You have to respect an item like pizza box nachos for being exactly what it claims to be – nothing more , nothing less . It ’s an unpretentious , slightly less - than - real Southwest staple ( guac , jalapeños , cheese , etc . ) in a classic package that occasionally storm you by how ripe it can be . Kind of like the Arizona Cardinals themselves , really .
But they might tear up your inside . Kind of like the Arizona Cardinals themselves , in reality .
Atlanta Falcons (Mercedes-Benz Stadium)
Anything from the " Fan First " fare
The dirty bird have take flight the coop from the Georgia Dome , into swanky newfangled shot named after a swanky car brand . But despite all this evident pomp , the Falcons have actually decided to cut their fans some slack by introducing a ridiculously bum ( well , by stadium standards ) " Fan First Menu " have $ 3 pizza pie fade , $ 5 Burger , and $ 2 hot dogs . They might have suffocate in the Big Game , but at least they ’re let their fan drown their sorrow with $ 5 order of payment beers , right ?
Baltimore Ravens (M&T Bank Stadium)
volaille tender handbasket
volaille attender do n’t need to pump up or decked out . In their thoroughgoing form , they are perfect . They are to football intellectual nourishment as Omar Little is to a critically clap HBO drama . And the pigskin chefs at M&T nail the misleadingly bare dish with their chicken cutter baskets , or CTBs as they are known around the arena . Charm City is not fancy , and neither is its neat football game collation . It almost name you forget Ray Lewis probably helped kill a guy . Almost .
Buffalo Bills (New Era Field)
Various item from Tim Hortons
So , this is certainly not the gaudy option on this list . But hey – the last time the Bills were flashy , they lost four straight Lombardis , right ? The Canadian Ernst Boris Chain be intimate for its coffee and donuts is a worthy option for the apocalyptical inhuman weather vulgar of Northern New York , and a sensitive choice for the wallet , too . This all sounds extremely Buffalo - esque . With the Bills being Canada ’s default prick NFL son , it only make sense they make their presence know with their second - outstanding export ( No . 1 being Leslie Nielsen , obviously ) .
Also , fromwhat these viral videoshave shown me , their rooter could do with a small sobering up before kickoff .
Carolina Panthers (Bank of America Stadium)
barbeque pulled pork nachos
As nachos have somehow preempt spicy detent as football ’s premier food choice ( frank are baseball ’s sward , anyway ) , it only makes gumption that Carolina would stack its world - far-famed pulled porc atop a plate of nachos and trust for the good . Luckily , it makes total sense . pleasant-tasting , savory , shirt - stain sense . Yes , every plate of nachos is certainly destined to end up on your shirt . It ’s Cam Newton ’s Law of Gravity .
Chicago Bears (Soldier Field)
Midway Monster
Chicago – abode of buff who arestereotypedas drown in encase meats among casual bouts of centre failure – deserves a concession worthy of Mike Ditka ’s calorie - laborious dinner party program . The capably discover Midway Monster fits the bill … and oozes all over aver bill with quintessential Midwest meat soil .
cured beef . Hot click . Allium cepa . Bacon . This is a big ol' sloppy mess atop a fresh baguet bun , and pretty much emblematic of why the entire metropolis is out of figure . Still does n’t excuse why Jay Cutler was so infelicitous though . I ’m still worried about that guy .
Cincinnati Bengals (Paul Brown Stadium)
Gold Star Chili tall mallow hound
Cincinnati - style chili ( which is really more like a water - down , unfixed , inexplicably delicious form of factual chili ) is as ingrain in Bengals culture as lose football game . Which is to say , they are very wonted to it .
And though all of Bengals lover ' highs ( division championship ! Andy Dalton ! ) eventually come crash down ( immediate playoff losses ! So many immediate playoff losses ! ) , they always know the chili heel bound eternal at Paul Brown , even if optimism does not .
Cleveland Browns (FirstEnergy Stadium)
Kimchi firedog
So this kimchi dog is pretty much the most un - Cleveland thing since Cleveland actually won something ( ' sup LeBron ? ) – but that ’s incisively the point . The chili aioli - graced , caramelized onion - stacked wiener brings class to the mistake - on - the - lake , and is the brainchild of aboriginal boy , chef Rocco Whalen .
You might get some funny facial expression from the wing - guzzling Dawg Pound , but never be ashamed to exhaust something this good at a place that has n’t seen a winnings in literal days . ( Good destiny , Baker ! )
Dallas Cowboys (AT&T Stadium)
Texas torta
The theatre that Jerry built spared no disbursal , including a " Yes , everythingisbigger here " H.M.S. Bounty of available intellectual nourishment options ( hey , someonehad to compensate for the lack of playoff achiever ) . rise to the top – all the way to the retractable ceiling – is the Texas torta , a leviathan of a Mexican sandwich , with carnitas , barbacoa , and chicken ( why pick out only one ? ! ) , along with deep - fried jalapeños wrap up in bacon .
It ’s so big , when Tony Romo tried to eat up one he break his clavicle . And so delicious , he also break his collarbone . He did n’t choke though . Oh waitress , yes he did .
Denver Broncos (Broncos Stadium at Mile High)
Mark Schlereth ’s Stinkin ' Good Green Chile minor
You may recognize Mark Schlereth as a two - time Super Bowl - acquire O - lineman , or that dude on ESPN withthe super - rectangular head , or as the moderately involved interpreter / proprietor of a line of descent of dark-green chili con carne .
Detroit Lions (Ford Field)
slacken BBQ
rent ’s put this as compactly as possible : landing Slows –Detroit ’s chancellor BBQ joint– was the biggest profits for the Lions in a longsighted , long , long metre .
Now , they only have to worry about this brisket put out in the stature of its prime so it can go onDancing With the Stars . This ca n’t keep happening , guy .
Green Bay Packers (Lambeau Field)
Horse Collar kielbasa
Packer purists ( and most Packer fansareindeed purists ) might instantly opt for the long - fabled " Pac ' n Cheese " macaroni riff – but a Green Bay booster I am not . So , with an documentary center , it ’s the jug handle - regulate , 22 - inch grilled kielbasa coined the Horse Collar that end up taking the Lambeau leap into the pantheon of flush - ass concessionaires in Wisconsin , home of perhaps - murderer Steven Avery , a mark Packers fan .
Houston Texans (NRG Stadium)
Brisket from Goode Co.
When you ’re in Houston ( and J.J. Watt ’s not on the field ) you do n’t watch football . You stuff your side with brisket . Goode Co. happens to have some of the good brisket in the entire country . The slow - smoked brisket plate , probably your best wager at Goode , come in with a satisfying underlayer of Czech sausage that proves Houston is just as good at selecting nub combo as drafting Pro Bowlers .
Indianapolis Colts (Lucas Oil Stadium)
Pork undercut sandwich
Indianapolis has been blessed with preternatural QBs for the past two decade . And the fans in the stands are sign with a pork barrel tenderloin so massive , two buns – countenance alone one – would not be capable to handle it . Which is honorable ? It ’s hard to say .
This is a sandwich very much in the vein of patrician - catch Indianapolis itself , no flounce , no pretensions – just a deeply - fried volume of meat with shekels , tomato , and onion . It ’s definitely more likable to front at than Andrew Luck ’s boldness . Hm . I ’m not sure if that ’s deplorable or delicious .
Jacksonville Jaguars (EverBank Field)
wimp and waffle sandwich
Sacksonville has had a lot to cheer about for the past two years . Unfortunately , Blake Bortles is still their QB.Fortunately , they have a poulet and waffle sandwich that will make you blank out about that .
Kansas City Chiefs (Arrowhead Stadium)
honcho ' Brisket Stack
When you go to Kansas City , the best place to rust BBQ is ( obviously ) in the Arrowhead parking lot . If you chance to miss out on that , you’re able to catch a Brisket Stack inside of the bowl , to squelch your case of BBQ - FOMO .
It ’s a doubled - stacked sandwich with a Cupid’s disease of tangy BBQ sauce – and it ’s pretty damn in force . It ’s not as good as catching some base - cooked brisket by some of the Kansas City faithful outdoors , but you also do n’t incline the risk of getting your tail end kicked .
Los Angeles Chargers (StubHub Center)
Chronic Tacos
If you have n’t been following the NFL closely ( or , you just prefer to pretend that the Chargers do n’t exist , like most people in this country ) , you might have missed that San Diego ’s football game squad now plays in a 30,000 seat MLS sports stadium in Los Angeles . The team is receive some … um , hassle … attracting fans in the area .
But hey , at least the citizenry that do show up can indulge in SoCal - centric greaser chainChronic Tacoswhile they watch Philip Rivers burn through his glory years .
Los Angeles Rams (The Coliseum)
Lobster nachos by Lobsterdamus
After years of dig forth in St. Louis , the Rams are finally back home in Los Angeles . And while they wait for a more permanent bowl solution , the Coliseum has check the fresh legions of Rams fans have enough trendtastic nutrient options for every LA resident ’s requisite Instafeeds . Notably , the lobster nachos by Lobsterdamusstand out as a social medium - quick food that ’s actually deserving eating . And hey , if they sell enough of them , they might actually be able to pay up Aaron Donald .
Miami Dolphins (Hard Rock Stadium)
Sloppy Joe ’s
Fans of the ' Fins should be thankful that Key West barroom Sloppy Joe ’s made its direction up the coast to the newly rename Hard Rock Stadium , as its theme song looker ( Sloppy Joes , plain ) blows everything else out of the proverbial piss .
The original Key West join was a infamous Hemingway haunt . And these sloppy Joes are good sloppy Joes because they are dependable sloppy Joes . They are the sloppy Joes that make the Earth move and make men call back what the world was like before the ravages of the warfare took over our knit and our mountains and our seas and turned honorable men into beasts .
Or , something .
Minnesota Vikings (US Bank Stadium)
Andrew Zimmern ’s Canteen Hoagies
Andrew " I wish I did n’t name my showBizarre Foods " Zimmern is one of the most far-famed living ( sorry , Prince ) Vikings fan . So naturally , he ’s bringing some of his culinary expertise to the Vikings spankin'-new digs with several projects . Zim ’s hoagie shop class – featuring Midwest staple fibre like meatballs , sausage , and knock beef – is smoother than a 50 - yard Culpepper - Moss connexion , and hits harder than a relieve oneself - off Linval Joseph .
New England Patriots (Gillette Stadium)
Steak sandwich
If rap fan become a small blase with continual , seemingly effortless excellence ( ' cept when they play the Giants , hey - oh ) , they can take a interruption from the on - field Gronking by snack on the Lighthouse Grill ’s touch steak sandwich – served atop a ciabatta coil with all the classic hamburger repair .
It would be a minuscule too gentle to make a Deflategate caper here . So instead , I ’ll point out the fact that Tom Brady and his personal chef are " … very conservative about tomatoes . "
New Orleans Saints (Mercedes-Benz Superdome)
calamitous and Gold po’boy
Always an underrated sandwich in my opinion , this Black and Gold po’boy , load with " home plate - made knock - boeuf debris " ( the Saints ' word , not mine ) and Bayou fried shrimp , would make any " Ai nt " rooter require to rip the brown grip of pity from their head and cover their squad for its taste in concession alone .
Like Drew Brees ' birthmark , the squad – and urban center – just would n’t be the same without it .
New York Jets (MetLife Stadium)
The $ 50 gargantuan jet plane Breakfast Bagel
What Gang Green lack in success , organizational anatomical structure , sartorial taste , and overall self-respect , it compensates for with the most egregiously greasy , seductively overstuffed breakfast sandwich on this side of Guy Fieri ’s personal kitchen .
It ’s almost enough to bring the dealership back to the days of Joe Willie and Superbowls . Till you think of this .
New York Giants (MetLife Stadium)
The Kitchen Sink
Despite having two teams with " New York " in their names , only one NFL team really dally its home games in the Empire State , and it ’s all the way up in Buffalo .
So , the G - Men give fast-growing homage to their real home ( New Jersey ) by stuffing a hoagy pealing from Calandra ’s Bakery with both Thumann ’s hot dogsandPremio sausage balloon , peppers , onion , and a few sizeable line of vinegar cream dressing . To top it all off , the yielding workers make you hum " Born to Run " and pump your clenched fist while you take the first insect bite . It ’s kind of annoying , actually .
Oakland Raiders (O.co Coliseum)
Tailgate heel
Look , when you go to a Raiders game you should be happy enough if you just make it out of the place live . And if you get a hog hound with piles of mac & cheese , bacon , chili , and jalapeños along the way , consider yourself super - duper favourable .
Unlike Raiders fans , who have n’t considered themselves lucky since the Reagan administration .
Philadelphia Eagles (Lincoln Financial Field)
Chipotle mac & high mallow
Obviously , Philly ’s pick involve to be a cheesesteak , correct ? Well , in true Philadelphian fashion , I order f*ck what everyone else thinks and just did what I want here . This mac & tall mallow consists of black cherry - fume pulled pork or maple refined sugar - smoked take out crybaby and is gracefully topped with Cool Ranch Doritos – or as Europeans call them , Cool American Doritos .
It is so good , even the trashiest Philly fan ( who inherently would be in the running for trashiest fan in the commonwealth ) would n’t toss a handful of this fineness at a shoddy - looking Santa Claus with a torn ACL playing for the opposing squad . And yes , it ’s even better than milksteak .
Pittsburgh Steelers (Heinz Field)
Primanti Bros " Pittsburger "
If there ’s one thing Pittsburghers ( aka Yinzers ) bang more than one of Primanti Bros. ' iconic sandwiches ( an assorted Italian kernel loaded with fries and coleslaw ) , it ’s the Stillers themselves .
So , when you combine the two , you get a Western Pennsylvanian transcendental experience tantamount to a heart vision of 100 Mario Lemieuxs parting a ruby-red sea of Heinz with Mr. Rogers ' entire neighborhood behind them . And if you miss out at the game , just grab one dahn - tahn .
San Francisco 49ers (Levi’s Stadium)
Wagyu beef hot dog with pork chicharrones
The honored Niners ' new stadium feature a red-hot frankfurter with five delicious components that synchronize up with its five Superbowl trophies : pork chicharrones , bacon , one juicy red-hot frank , guac , and a big ol' atomic pile of Gallic fries . Yes , it ’s another hot frank . But really , it ’s a five - track meal atop one hot dog . It ’s more beautiful than Jimmy G ’s beaming grin .
If John Harbaugh roll in the hay this was on the way of life , maybe he would n’t have skipped town ?
Seattle Seahawks (CenturyLink Field)
Dungeness Cancer curl
Like its metropolis sisterSafeco Field(home of the M ’s ! ) , CenturyLink has become a food haven in the Emerald City , with a bounty of offerings almost as good as the Legion of Boom on the field . Have you ever wonder why Seahawks fans are so irritable ( twelfth military man and all that ) ?
The Dungeness crabmeat roll is like the Pacific Northwest ’s riff on a lobster roll : citrus aioli , celery , fresh buns from Seattle stalwart Macrina Bakery . This Dungeness crabby person rollisbeast mode – sans Skittles . I entail , you could put skittle on it , if you want .
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Raymond James Stadium)
Tampa taco
There are no Phthirius pubis legs to be found in these fall guy ( apology , famousJameis ) but there ’s certainly a band to like going on here in central Florida . They are pretty received taco fare – which is plain a good thing : braise Cuban pork barrel , black dome , and cilantro creme on a diffuse tortilla .
I was really , really hoping there would be a throwbackCreamsicle sandwich . But alas , the franchise has washed this incubus from its corporate Floridian memory .
Tennessee Titans (Nissan Stadium)
All - sidereal day chili and grilled Malva sylvestris
The Tennessee Titans do n’t normally have a lot to be excite about – except falling one 1000 short of win the MF’ing Superbowl .
But anyone with a levelheaded mind and functioning taste buds would get excited about this grill pimento high mallow ( atop Tennessee toast ! ) and chili combo . The good part ? The chili is Johnny Cash ’s personal formula . The worst part ? There is no worst part . Did you even take the verbal description ?
Washington Redskins (FedEx Field)
Crabcakes
Baltimore is famous for its crabcakes , but in NFL terms , the team with the egregiously outdated name does it estimable . So if you are looking for a taste of Mid - Atlantic crustacean , channelise to our nation ’s capital .
Crabcakes and football game is apparently what Washington , D.C. does now . Now if only they ’d change their name , fans would really have something to steady down for , here .
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